Ian Ayre is gone!

[JermainePennant]

So you are saying that if we get somebody good, it will be better than if we get somebody bad?

 

Have you thought about a career in punditry?

If we get someone who has a record of doing well with transfer negotiations and has a reputation for that then I can understand Ayre going.Im not an expert when it comes to European football but the only people I can think of with that kind of reputation are Levy from Spurs and whoever deals with transfers for Porto.

 

I don't see us getting someone like that and this has been done just to appease the fans imo, Ayre was not the problem as he bid what he was told to and would have had no problem paying big for players as it didn't come out of his pocket.

[TheHowieLama]

He's gone, get over it.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Get David Dein. Or David Gest. Or David Blane or David Jason.

[TheHowieLama]

Jason Alexander already worked for the Yankees FFS, he could do it.

[Nightcat]

He's retiring to dedicate to his passion on cuck lifestyle and intensify his efforts to enlarge his 1/2 inch penis.

[Strontium]

Get David Dein. Or David Gest. Or David Blane or David Jason.

David Dickinson. He has an eye for a bargain. I bet he at least wouldn't have paid £32.5 million for a post-war Belgian floor lamp.

[Nightcat]

David De Gea or David Beckham.

[Jose Jones]

We just need to replace the fake scouser yesman with a fake somalian penisman.  Problem solved.

 

 

PS - I am not calling you a penis Nightcat, just that you have a connoisseur's interest in penises.

[Captain]

He's gone, get over it.

Except he's not. Not for a long time. And to top it off he's here for the summer transfer window.

[VladimirIlyich]

2017? Cant we pay him off early or send him back to Huddersfield on loan?

[Trumo]

David Dickinson. He has an eye for a bargain. I bet he at least wouldn't have paid £32.5 million for a post-war Belgian floor lamp.

 

He'd be better off at Everton, although their stadium would continue to fall apart as he nicks all the Ronseal to use on his face.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Apparently reports in Germany saying that Ayre will take over as "general manager" (whatever that means) at 1860 Munich next summer when he leaves.

 

For any of their fans checking out the Liverpool message boards to see what kind of prospective leader he will be, I'm afraid there is only one thing we can say:

 

[Trumo]

He'll be riding round the Autobahn in lederhosen then. Xerxes is registering on The1860Way as we speak.

[ozted]

Get David Dein. Or David Gest. Or David Blane or David Jason.

....or David Moyes?

[setreal]

They have an ace stadium to be fair.

[xerxes]

He'll be riding round the Autobahn in lederhosen then. Xerxes is registering on The1860Way as we speak.

 

I am taking a crash course in German. Does anyone know the German is for; "This Englishman is out of his depth?"

[Preston Red]

£18.60 Munich

[VladimirIlyich]

£18.60 Munich

The fans will settle for that once hes been there a while. Bayern are reportedly quaking in their boots,doublespeak for rolling about laughing.

The German tabloids will have to translate 'breath of fresh Ayre' when he arrives and 'Ayre Pollution' when he leaves.

[Jairzinho]

Fleeing the country before The Telegraph reveals all.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

See Brexiters, freedom of movement does have its benefits.

[Gym Beglin]

He's gone there for one reason and one reason only.

 

AUTOBAHN.

[setreal]

Being reported now that Ayre was already involved in signing Thomas Eichin for 1860 in June. Surely that can't be legal?

[VladimirIlyich]

Being reported now that Ayre was already involved in signing Thomas Eichin for 1860 in June. Surely that can't be legal?

Ayre Supply?

[Ne Moe Imya]

Fleeing the country before The Telegraph reveals all.

 

Jairzinho knows.

[magicrat]

Lucky Allardyce is available now to look after transfer business