Whats your current aftershave

[Oh Buoy]

Tony, picture of this GILF, please.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Tony, picture of this GILF, please.

 

GILF.

 

Last week my mate Billy said he loved to fuck dwarves.

 

DWARF = divorced woman, anxious and ready to fuck.

 

Pissed myself laughing.

[Oh Buoy]

Ha! 

 

I don't know if "anxious" is reaching a bit there, like.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Ha! 

 

I don't know if "anxious" is reaching a bit there, like.

 

He said that after a month devoid of regular cock these newly divorced birds all began to get anxious and lose self confidence, then my mate would strike.

 

The Sunday Sport classifieds used to be his hunting ground.

[Oh Buoy]

He said that after a month of regular cock these newly divorced birds all began to get anxious and lose self confidence, then my mate would strike.

 

The Sunday Sport classifieds used to be his hunting ground.

 

Puts our Tony to shame — the only smell he uses is whatever his DWARF's are wearing. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Puts our Tony to shame — the only smell he uses is whatever his DWARF's are wearing. 

 

Spunk usually. Sounds about right for Senor Manero.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

So, did you get your end away? What did you go with in the end?

[Nightcat]

I just use Aloe Vera leaves. I cut them get the Aloe Vera Gel and rub it. Best ever.

[stringvest]

I just use Aloe Vera leaves. I cut them get the Aloe Vera Gel and rub it. Best ever.

 

tastes like spunk though.

[Nightcat]

Yes, it tastes great. Especially mixed in smoothies.

[VladimirIlyich]

Rub your balls and then rub it behind your ears. Pure musk.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Hmn. Never tried spunk in my smoothies before.

[Tony Moanero]

So, did you get your end away? What did you go with in the end?

A gentleman never tells.

 

I went for La Nuit de l'Homme and Kouros.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

A gentleman never tells.

I know, which is why I asked you.

 

I went for La Nuit de l'Homme and Kouros.

Man! Did the La Nuit go over well?

[Total Longo]

B*ckham's Brut clone is selling for a flim in Tesco. It must be absolute pondwater.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

B*ckham's Brut clone is selling for a flim in Tesco. It must be absolute pondwater.

Intimately Beckham is good.

[Total Longo]

Intimately Beckham is good.

 

Think this was "Instinct" - my instinct was to swerve it.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I've liked every Beckham fragrance I've smelt, signature and the Essence esepcially, if you take away the brand they are a great range of budget fragrances. i keep saying i'll get some for my desk in work.

[Total Longo]

This stuff used to get them moist, let me tell you, it was an absolutely glorious pong. Forget the tacky bottle design, what lay inside was a haven of new possibilities. 100% of the time it worked...every time.

 

Gutted to find they stopped making it in 2007 though.  

 

[stringvest]

This stuff used to get them moist, let me tell you, it was an absolutely glorious pong. Forget the tacky bottle design, what lay inside was a haven of new possibilities. 100% of the time it worked...every time.

 

Gutted to find they stopped making it in 2007 though.  

 

 

Stig bought it all up as well

[Carvalho Diablo]

Stig bought it all up as well

He was curious what affect it would have on the "ladies".

[Bobby Hundreds]

issey miyake is always the aftershave I get commented on the most by women. In a good way. I think some stuff smells different on different people just very subtle differences that makes or breaks a certain aftershave from another on different people.

[Ginny]

Tom Ford is nice and also Creed.

 

My favourite two at the moment.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Tom Ford is nice and also Creed.

 

My favourite two at the moment.

 

Yeh but which kinds of Tom Ford and Creed ?

 

Had some Creed Original Vetiver on today, love that, but I cannot stand Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, like cloying sickly fudge. Not for me.

[Ginny]

Tom Ford Noir and Creed Tabarone. Really like the Creed one but can get a bit heavy if you wear it all the time.

 

I've started wearing my Solo Loewe again. Always start wearing it around this time on the lead up to Christmas. Proper scent!