Emre Can

[Megadrive Man]

Remember when BBC Football 'expert' Robbie Savage had written him off after 3 games...

 

Emre Can, £10m from Bayer Leverkusen Age when signed: 20 PL starts in 2014-15: 3

There are plenty of opportunities to get into Liverpool's midfield but Can is one of several to fail to take them. I think Steven Gerrard is still their best midfielder. VERDICT: MISS

[billypilgrimnz]

Remember when BBC Football 'expert' Robbie Savage had written him off after 3 games...

 

Emre Can, £10m from Bayer Leverkusen Age when signed: 20 PL starts in 2014-15: 3

There are plenty of opportunities to get into Liverpool's midfield but Can is one of several to fail to take them. I think Steven Gerrard is still their best midfielder. VERDICT: MISS

 

There were a couple of posters on here I remember saying he couldn't play DM because of one underwhelming performance in that position earlier in the season. 

[Lario]

Fuck the song. Anytime he gets near the ball, or even steps on the pitch, he should be met with "BEEEAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!"

 

And when the opposition striker/winger/whoever gets the ball...."Emre's gonna get ya! Emre's gonna get ya!"

[Jhinge Machha]

i am in love with him and iwant to run my hand down his hair all across his face. thats how much i love emre can

[Ginny]

They should change his shirt number to 666 - the number of the beast.

 

I think someone earlier in the thread compared him to a Rolls Royce. I think that's the perfect comparison for this lad. Absolute quality.

[Soleilrouge]

I'm not sure the lad has shown enough footballing abuility just yet

 

Great physically though

[aws]

Jackie.

 

Everbody was kung fu fighting

Can's passes are fast as lightning

In fact he's a little bit frightening

As he plays with expert timing

[Major Tom]

Everbody was kung fu fighting

Can's passes are fast as lightning

In fact he's a little bit frightening

As he plays with expert timing

 

hmmmm...

[JustTosh]

oh pulllleese.

I'm sorry to disappoint you.

 

You were saying: "If we play 3 CBs, we should never need more than 2 CMs, and we certainly don't need a DM in that scenario" 

 

That's top shelf bollox.

 

I'm not trying to be negative either. As a matter of fact I'm quite the opposite. Lately we've been looking to get back to Rodgeball, only this year defensively solid as a rock. I just don't want to see us going back to the defensive errors of last year. 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'm not sure the lad has shown enough footballing abuility just yet

[El Rojo]

They should change his shirt number to 666 - the number of the beast.

 

I think someone earlier in the thread compared him to a Rolls Royce. I think that's the perfect comparison for this lad. Absolute quality.

 

Joe Allen is a Nissan Micra.

 

Dejan Lovren is one of those cars that twenty clowns climb out of.

[WhiskeyJar]

Got all the hallmarks for being one of the worst signings in the history of the sport.

 

was going over the previous posts when I saw this little gem. 

[J-V]

was going over the previous posts when I saw this little gem. 

 

He was taking the piss.

[Bjornebye]

 1 month ago he wouldn't have been in my best 11 if I was manager.

 

 Right now, him and Ibe would be the first names on the team sheet.

 

 Can is everything. he is the moon, the stars, the mountains and the sea.

 Moses asked him to part the red -sea

 He is the bell of creation.

 Can built Narnia with his ears.

 His toes are sexy.

 Ships move out the way for his breath.

 I want to climb in him.

[WhiskeyJar]

He can't pass more than 10 yards, can't shoot, doesn't create anything, isn't mobile enough and i hate him.

 

The thread that keeps on giving. 

[WhiskeyJar]

He was taking the piss.

 

They always do.

[Torvald Utne]

I'm not sure the lad has shown enough footballing abuility just yet

 

Great physically though

I'm going to assume "abuility" is a synonym for incompetence

[LoggerheadThief]

How about 

 

He's the man, He's the man. EMRE CAN, EMRE CAN, EMRE CAN, to

 

Aloe Blacc

 

 

[scudger99]

I'm going to assume "abuility" is a synonym for incompetence

Why not just assume that the poster is a ridiculous cunt ?

[Jairzinho]

was going over the previous posts when I saw this little gem. 

 

You're fucking terrible at this.

[ZonkoVille77]

He can play the guitar solo from Comfortably Numb with tuning forks. Legend.

[JohnnyH]

I think all our players are great. All of them. I'm nice that way.

 

Well, when I say all of them, I'm obviously not including Jones. He doesn't count.

[Hand Shandy]

Glenn?

[Pureblood]

The thread that keeps on giving.

All he does is give penalties away in dangerous areas. We'd be in the Rumbalows Cup final if it wasn't for our very own Turkish delight.

 

We urgently need need six new DMs to compensate for his shortcomings.

 

What have we won since he joined? Fuck all, I think you'll find.

 

Emre Can't, more like.

[Rushies tash]

Just sing 'Emre, Emre, Emre Can' over and over to the tune of the Brandenberg Concerto. Simple.