January 2014 Transfer Thread

[fowler9]

Rumours in Spain about Banega joining us and Aspas going the other way.

 

leaves us without any striker back up even if Aspas' impact has been minimal, would be buzzing for it if we did it and recalled Borini though

 

sounds like bollocks mind

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Not allowed to recall Borini.

[robslappa]

Paddy "in the loop" Crerrand sayin Rooney staying at the filth. Wonder where he's off to?

Paddy Crerand doesn't even know when he pisses himself.

[Newport]

Ayre went to Ukraine to sign a player and will return with a mail order bride. Just wait and see.

[fowler9]

Ayre went to Ukraine to sign a player and will return with a mail order bride. Just wait and see.

 

"Hi guys I brought back Konoplyanka"

 

[J-V]

Ayre went to Ukraine to sign a player and will return with a mail order bride. Just wait and see.

 

He'd fuck that up as well.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Nowt wrong with Voronin. Better than Tevez, don't you know.

[Torvald Utne]

Not allowed to recall Borini.

Nothing stopping Sunderland from cancelling the loan though, I'm sure two football clubs wouldn't be above coming to some behind the scenes arrangement

[A_S]

Given Borini's crucial goals for them this season, plus his general play seems better now he's a regular in the team, I'd be amazed if anything could convince Sunderland to cancel his loan, given that they have just days ago finally climbed out of the relegation zone and have some winnable games coming up. Oh, and that cup final thing too.

[Gym Beglin]

Hoarding young talent. Again. Why? Simply because they've got the money and can stop other teams getting them.

Well, to be fair, we did almost the same thing with Illori. Stockpiled, sent on loan.

[Dr Nowt]

"Hi guys I brought back Konoplyanka"

 

 

The Bovine Ponytail.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Well, to be fair, we did almost the same thing with Illori. Stockpiled, sent on loan.

That's one. Chelsea are operating on an entirely different planet in that regard. I think we bought Ilori because he's a talented young player that we'd like to play for us. Chelsea have more than a team out and about. I'm not against the odd loan of young players or whatever, but to be throwing so much money into doing it is just cheating.

 

Check this out

 

http://www.chelseafc.com/on-loan-players

[Anubis]

I shall always remember him fondly, like this...

 

[Iceman]

Fuck me that just hurts to look at.

[etho]

I'm amazed at the lack of attention this gets. Chelsea have a full team, with a subs bench and squad, chelsea C if you like, who could compete pretty well in the Premier League. These players could be playing for their rivals in Europe and the Premier League, but they're not, they're at Vitesse Arnhem. Or playing against a team taking points off their Premier League rivals but can't play against them. It's the football equivalent of doping, should be cracked down on and outlawed. 

[Iceman]

I agree. It's a definite advantage loaning out top quality players to influence the results of your opponents. The renters should be a fucking stain on the league, but the whole thing is so contaminated they fit right in.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I shall always remember him fondly, like this...

 

 

People can slag Aspas all they want, but at least he's not that useless cunt.

[stringvest]

I shall always remember him fondly, like this...

 

 

Everyone laughed, but 18 months later you couldn't go out in Liverpool without seeing some herbet got up like that.  And all the women were wearing exactly that same outfit, except that it came from Matalan.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

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Wallace------------Zouma----------------Omeruo--------------Bertrand

 

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Subs

 

Delac

Kane

McEachran

Hazard

Traore

Chalobah

Lalkovic

[Alan Sex]

Ah, but can the new fella rock the Ukranian Tuxedo like Voronin?

 

[Alan Sex]

Mrs Sex is half Uke so I get a lot of mileage out of that joke.

[index1000]

Ever since Spurs have taken one of those kiddie sized chairs at the top table of english football they've been shadowing us like fucking hawks waiting to swoop. 

 

I think part of the strategy maybe to drive up price at times and fuck us in the ass, at other times they genuinely see the player's were interested in as being worth buying. 

 

I think they also see us as vulnerable and have done for a few years. They know they can't go toe to toe money wise with Chelsea/Citeh maybe even United. But they can with us these days. 

Really? they've got a few more £80M players hanging around then? 

[Iceman]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/30/chelsea-links-third-party-ownership

 

Chelsea Football Club appear to be involved in the funding of "third-party ownership" of players

 

outside the Premier League, contrary to the Premier League's and Uefa's strong official

 

condemnation of the practice. Company documents in the UK, Jersey and Ireland strongly

 

suggest that Chelsea are working in partnership with José Mourinho's Portuguese agent Jorge

 

Mendes, and the US company Creative Arts Agency, who buy "economic rights participation

 

agreements" in footballers playing for other clubs outside the Premier League.

 

 

 

 

[Iceman]

And you can bet your last ruble, that's the tip of the iceberg. What will happen though? Docked points, huge fine, relegation? Naaah, that's for the poor fuckers.

 

Fuck the FA, scumbags on the take with nothing to say about the important stuff, but always run their mouths and act self-righteous when they get half a chance to bully someone to make themselves look good.

[Brigant Moloch]

FA is just the tip of the iceberg, the corruption's roots are in FIFA/UEFA, it's a conglomerate of rich fucks doing bussiness under the table year by year and nothing can be done about it