January 2014 Transfer Thread

[Russ Atmosphere]

Stoke fans (or 'extras from Shaun Of The Dead' as they're otherwise known) are out in force on SSN as they eagerly await confirmation of the Cattermole deal.

Utterhole signs Cattermole.

[Dr Nowt]

Stoke fans (or 'extras from Shaun Of The Dead' as they're otherwise known) are out in force on SSN as they eagerly await confirmation of the Cattermole deal.

 

Put the two together - caterwaul.

[Trumo]

Someone chatting bollocks on the internet about Konoplyanka being in Kiev to sort out a work permit for when Dnipro play in the Europa League against Spurs. Do none of the other Dnipro players need this permit? Is he going to be employed by a UK-based company while he plays in that game?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Is roll-up man at the Stoke ground today?

[Dr Nowt]

Ah well, Yevhen some, you lose some.

[Jay86]

It's so fucking annoying. Think I'll get sacked tonight, I'm on 2-10 and haven't put down my phone, keep refreshing for more news. It's on, it's off, it's back on again, fuck off and sign. Then snap up Fernando for £7m or De Jong on loan rather sharpish and were good to go. Title challenge.

[Phoenix]

No he doesn't, he's been shafted by the owners and transfer committee.

 

To be fair his comments in summer suggested that he did.

[spider-neil]

Brendan doesn't look that arsed to be honest but he probably has a good poker face.

[Alan Sex]

I just got a postcard from someone at Liverpool FC.

 

Not sure who though, as they don't seem to have been able to sign it.

[Redder Lurtz]

Cattermole to Stoke is a perfect fit.

 

Looks like manyoo have got a new bitch to unload their unwanted shite on in the shape of Solskjaar.

[MLB]

I think I've reached the point where I'm past caring.

[Redder Lurtz]

Fucking colour co-ordinated tie wearing wankfarts.

[MOGLET]

Been at work since 4am today, am I right in assuming we didnt spend any money?

[Kevin D]

I think leaving our business to the last minute was a real masterstroke.

[Nomad]

I think leaving our business to the last minute was a real masterstroke.

Sorry for a minute there I thought you said last minute business was due to Ayre having a massive stroke

[Strontium]

It's so fucking annoying. Think I'll get sacked tonight, I'm on 2-10 and haven't put down my phone, keep refreshing for more news. It's on, it's off, it's back on again, fuck off and sign. Then snap up Fernando for £7m or De Jong on loan rather sharpish and were good to go. Title challenge.

Ian Ayre, is that you?

[Jairzinho]

I think leaving our business to the last minute was a real masterstroke.

Fuck off with this knee jerk shit.

[YNWAViking]

The Norwegian LFC Supporters Club has been in contact with sources at LFC, telling them that nothing is decided - dealing is still going on - 7 pm UK time.

 

http://liverpool.no/newspg.aspx?id=40204&zone=1

[Dr Nowt]

[Trumo]

 

Finally, somebody checked LFD for a pulse!

[razor]

I think leaving our business to the last minute was a real masterstroke.

 

Base covered.

 

[YNWAViking]

"@LFCZA Follow

Deal supposedly announced at 11pm SA time/9pm UK time with #Konoplyanka arriving on Monday to Liverpool. #LFC"

 

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Time will tell if this is true..1 hour to be exact.

[Barrington Womble]

"@LFCZA Follow

 

Deal supposedly announced at 11pm SA time/9pm UK time with #Konoplyanka arriving on Monday to Liverpool. #LFC"

 

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Time will tell if this is true..1 hour to be exact.

Would seem strange if he's not here that we would need to wait to announce anything. If it was done, surely it would just be announced.

 

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[spider-neil]

Would seem strange if he's not here that we would need to wait to announce anything. If it was done, surely it would just be announced.

 

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It's bullshit.

[Jhinge Machha]

Oleksandr Proshuta ‏@alex_proshuta  12m

BREAKING (sorry, soccer but important for Ukraine): Liverpool FC and Dnipro agreed transfer or Eugene Konoplyanka. Official soon