Post a picture of your dinner

[General Dryness]

i mean who the fuck shits on a plate.

 

At the risk of becoming repetitive, yer maaaa?

[Guest ShoePiss]

Ah I feel bad for lurtz, I'll post a pic in a min

[Fugitive]

Breakfast

Dinner

Tea

 

You're a fucking wool if you think any different.

[Jhinge Machha]

needs some instagram filters to make it not look like turd

[zigackly]

Rice is very much the staple in the south of India, but the more north you travel the more likely it is you'll get chapatis instead.

 

Anyway, why are you assuming it's an Indian curry and not Pakistani? Fucking racists.

[VladimirIlyich]

Breakfast

Dinner

Tea

 

You're a fucking wool if you think any different.

 

Eggsackly.

[The Great Jacko]

Breakfast

Lunch

Dinner/Tea

 

If you think you have dinner at midday when the fuck do you have lunch?

[A Red]

 

If you think you have dinner at midday when the fuck do you have lunch?

 

 

You have lunch at dinner time. Its simple really.

 

When you were at school they didnt ring the lunch bell they rang the dinner bell. I rest my case.

[setreal]

You're all weird. But anyway, just looked up this dinner mess on Wikipedia and found the term "Elevenses". That is pretty awesome to be fair.

 

I do declare, I shall be having "elevenses" each day now.

[Champ]

You're all weird. But anyway, just looked up this dinner mess on Wikipedia and found the term "Elevenses". That is pretty awesome to be fair.

 

I do declare, I shall be having "elevenses" each day now.

 

It seems a peculiarly English expression...never heard it used here. When my son was little he got the pronunciation wrong....so its Lemons at ours!

[Trumo]

When you were at school they didnt ring the lunch bell they rang the dinner bell. I rest my case.

 

What special school did you go to?

[Furmedge]

The questions here are;

 

1. Is it lunch or dinner?

2. What colour is your wheelie bin?

3. Takey/Mogger/Backie?

4. Lolly Ice or Ice Lolly?

5. The lemo man or the pop man?

 

These determine how much of a wool you are. If you don't know what one of the questions mean, that tells you you're a bad wool.

[Flying Pig]

I'm looking at the cleanliness of the table and the surrounding areas just on the off chance I come round to Chez Lurtzy's for tea. First impressions are good and its what I expected.

[RJ Fan club]

The questions here are;

 

1. Is it lunch or dinner?

2. What colour is your wheelie bin?

3. Takey/Mogger/Backie?

4. Lolly Ice or Ice Lolly?

5. The lemo man or the pop man?

 

These determine how much of a wool you are. If you don't know what one of the questions mean, that tells you you're a bad wool.

 

"3. Takey/Mogger/Backie?" You missed out Seater.

 

And what the fuck is a mogger?

[TheHowieLama]

The questions here are;

 

1. Is it lunch or dinner?

2. What colour is your wheelie bin?

3. Takey/Mogger/Backie?

4. Lolly Ice or Ice Lolly?

5. The lemo man or the pop man?

 

These determine how much of a wool you are. If you don't know what one of the questions mean, that tells you you're a bad wool.

 

Cob?

[Unrighteous]

Photos of our meals... On TLW? Are we Asian girls?

[A Red]

What special school did you go to?

 

One for special kids obviously

[Redder Lurtz]

Photos of our meals... On TLW? Are we Asian girls?

 

I expected to be roundly mocked. I also expect to roundly mock anyone who follows suit this evening.

 

It's the GF. It's irreverent. You're aware of this.

[Tony Moanero]

Vesta Beef Curry > Redder Lurtz's curries

[Redder Lurtz]

Vesta Beef Curry > Redder Lurtz's curries

 

Another superb piece of insight from you. What an asset to the site you are.

[VladimirIlyich]

[Tony Moanero]

Another superb piece of insight from you. What an asset to the site you are.

 

Lighten up, Lurtz.

[Remmie]

I have negged all the tea as a meal peddlers, do you degenerate fuckweasels really want to lose this argument again?

[Remmie]

You have lunch at dinner time. Its simple really.

 

When you were at school they didnt ring the lunch bell they rang the dinner bell. I rest my case.

Did you go to school in America? What kind of dribble chin school uses a bell? We used watches at our school.

 

Lunch is generally served at lunch time being lunch and all. I have been known to enjoy my tea with lunch as tea is something you drink, not eat.

[Fugitive]

I have negged all the tea as a meal peddlers, do you degenerate fuckweasels really want to lose this argument again?

 

You're from Milton Keynes and your opinion is void.

 

When I think of Milton Keynes, I think of dueling Banjos and roundabouts.