Max Clifford arrested on sex offences

[Melchett]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He will have an

 

The police wont have too release anything on the "celebs". Clifford will write a tell all book within 6 months o reckon

He will have an accident or a sudden occurence soon. Can't have the English Elvis outed or a few Tory MP's thrown to the Wolves can we.

[Josef Svejk]

[Dr Nowt]

Yes, I think Clifford will be found cold in his cell very soon.

 

There's a reason the smarmy fucking heinous lizard has remained above the law for so long.

[Mendoza]

[Dr Nowt]

I somehow suspect Cowell's sexuality may be called into question in the near future.

[Sugar Ape]

Haha, what the fuck is the creep doing here?

 

[AL66GOLF]

How do I put this - Has he only one arm?

[Sugar Ape]

 

He's wearing her like a puppet and Cowell is keeping her quiet. Forward it to Yewtree.

[AL66GOLF]

He's wearing her like a puppet and Cowell is keeping her quiet. Forward it to Yewtree.

I was trying to be polite and save Dave the libel action

[stringvest]

Cowell is asking the poor girl to smell his fingers.  Disgraceful.  

[Russ Atmosphere]

I somehow suspect Cowell's sexuality may be called into question in the near future.

Straight as Cliff and Clooney mate.

[Russ Atmosphere]

In case anyone missed his last photocall...

 

[Dr Nowt]

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I saw Jerry Sadowitz the Christmas before last, he came out dressed as Savile and mimicking his accent as he went through a little routine on each of the people arrested under Yewtree.  When he came to mention Clifford he immediately snapped back to his own voice and spat out: "Well I'm glad he's going down by the way, the fucking chuckle-faced piece of shit.  That one was worth coming out of character for, wasn't it? Spin me a story now, you fucking paedo."

 

Can't really say fairer than that. 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Try that power-stare out in your new digs Max, tell us how you get on.

[BCM]

Made up this smarmy twat was found guilty

[Anubis]

Come on Max, it's time to settle scores. Start dishing the dirt.

[Dr Nowt]

Marina Hyde has likened what will come out of Clifford now to City Hall shutting down the paranormal storage facility in Ghostbusters.

 

Superb.

[Alan Sex]

[stevebaby]

How do I put this - Has he only one arm?

 

Max looks like he's just given himself a prostate examination.

[Stickman]

[Paulie Dangerously]

I think he's going to name names in order to try and turn public opinion of him. There will be a LOT of nervous celebs

[Rico1304]

Marina Hyde has likened what will come out of Clifford now to City Hall shutting down the paranormal storage facility in Ghostbusters.

 

Superb.

Is that true?

 

Yes, this man has no dick.

[stringvest]

Who is going to keep cliff Richard and Simon Cowell out of the papers for the next few years? They're done for.

[Chairman Meow]

Does it really matter about Cliff Richard getting found out. Is there anyone out there who doesn't think he reverses down the bourbon boulevard?