What you having for lunch?

[Pony Princess]

Brown rice and peas which were boiled in turmeric, chilli powder and white vinegar. Added a bit of chopped spring onion and Suzi Salt and Percy Pepper. Lovely.

[Lee909]

Beef and mushroom pie,potato and cabbage.

 

It's was average

[RJ Fan club]

Just been here... The Finest Farmhouse Cheeses - La Cave à Fromage

 

Had a Goat cheese, cured beef, roasted veggy and sun dried tomato sandwich.

 

All topped off with a Kit-Kat and tin of cherry Vimto. I feel like a fucking king.

[VladimirIlyich]

My dinner.

[Trumo]

Lamb Tikka Mushtaq and Pilau Rice. Boom! can't wait for tomorrow dinner time.

 

Did you know that that is usually made using a leg of lamb that has been marinated in spices and yoghurt, and cooked rotisserie-style in a tandoor oven? Leg spun if you like?

[Champ]

A bit belated but absolutely hit the spot...Wensleydale and plum chutney (home made) sandwich with a really crisp sharp Cox's apple on the side

[Captain Turdseye]

Off work today so for lunch I had a go on the Playstation followed by a little afternoon nap. She'll be home soon to cook my tea.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Your Ma.

[Champ]

Off work today so for lunch I had a go on the Playstation followed by a little afternoon nap. She'll be home soon to cook my tea.

You look after that girl, dont you...make her feel wanted and everything ;)

 

She's only worry if you made tea, wouldnt she?

[Captain Turdseye]

She's only worry if you made tea, wouldnt she?

 

The shock would probably kill her.

[Indian Red]

Rice, curd, tondli (not sure what the english term is for that vegetable), brinjal masala, veggie chilli.

[RedinSweden]

Enchiladas. My favourite food right now.

[RJ Fan club]

Baked spud, BBQ ribs, coleslaw and corn on the cob for tea tonight. Boom.

[Captain Turdseye]

Fucking Champ, guilt tripped me didn't she. I've ended up running my bird a bath and 'cooking' myself a microwave lasagne.

 

I'm expecting a blowjob tonight. From my bird obviously, not from Champ.

[RJ Fan club]

Fucking Champ' date=' guilt tripped me didn't she. I've ended up running my bird a bath and 'cooking' myself a microwave lasagne.

 

I'm expecting a blowjob tonight. From my bird obviously, not from Champ.[/quote']

 

Running a bath? Microwave lasagne? Slippery Slope that mate

[Champ]

Fucking Champ, guilt tripped me didn't she. I've ended up running my bird a bath and 'cooking' myself a microwave lasagne.

 

I'm expecting a blowjob tonight. From my bird obviously, not from Champ.

 

Been sat here for the last 10 minutes trying to make my mind up which bit to highlight. Still cant decide.....

[Captain Turdseye]

It won't be happening often. I'm toying with the idea of putting Champ on ignore due to what's happened.

[Champ]

Running a bath? Microwave lasagne? Slippery Slope that mate

There was no suggestion that the microwave lasagne was for the woman who is carrying his child as well......the price for a blowjob at Chateau Turdseye seems to be running a bath!

 

 

I will be going on ignore now! And I was just going to ask whether he got offered that job?

[Captain Turdseye]

Did somebody just say something?

 

I'm warming her up a tin of Big Soup when she gets out of the bath, Gordon Ramsay ain't got shit on me. I don't know what's come over me, I've turned into a domestic god.

 

The mere suggestion of running her a bath should have had her on her knees, begging me to throw it in her mouth.

 

And I never heard back from that job, Cath. I'd decided to turn it down anyway but I haven't even been given the chance to do that. Bastards. Cheers for asking anyway!

[Guest ShoePiss]

Did somebody just say something?

 

I'm warming her up a tin of Big Soup when she gets out of the bath, Gordon Ramsay ain't got shit on me. I don't know what's come over me, I've turned into a domestic god.

 

The mere suggestion of running her a bath should have had her on her knees, begging me to throw it in her mouth.

 

And I never heard back from that job, Cath. I'd decided to turn it down anyway but I haven't even been given the chance to do that. Bastards. Cheers for asking anyway!

 

Exactly, don't fall for that jam tomorrow bullshit. Get that suck treat before she even dips a toe in.

[Remmie]

Jeez blowjobs shouldn't be currency, they are treats for all parties! Hence my re-marketing of the term to 'Suck treat'.

[Champ]

Did somebody just say something?

 

I'm warming her up a tin of Big Soup when she gets out of the bath, Gordon Ramsay ain't got shit on me. I don't know what's come over me, I've turned into a domestic god.

 

The mere suggestion of running her a bath should have had her on her knees, begging me to throw it in her mouth.

 

And I never heard back from that job, Cath. I'd decided to turn it down anyway but I haven't even been given the chance to do that. Bastards. Cheers for asking anyway!

 

Yeah. I am your conscience speaking. You cant just put me on ignore, you know. I am in your head now :whistle:

 

 

 

Sorry about that job, though....not nice being denied the satisfaction of telling them to shove their job!

[RJ Fan club]

Baked spud, BBQ ribs, coleslaw and corn on the cob for tea tonight. Boom.

 

Finished it off with Angel Delight, topped with Smarties and Sprinkles.

 

Boss!

[brucespanner]

I'm having Tapas, better make the most of it as the place is closing soon; the waiter has a new job.

[Champ]

Baked spud, BBQ ribs, coleslaw and corn on the cob for tea tonight. Boom.

 

It was all going so well....I had the baked spud, beans and cheese combo which was also excellent

 

Finished it off with Angel Delight, topped with Smarties and Sprinkles.

 

Boss!

 

Are you at a children's party, RJ, huh?

 

You know when Simon was asking me what I meant by 'junk food' the other night....:whistle: And I thought you had such good foodie credentials too. Or is it a case of liking to 'taste the other side' from time to time?