Boris Johnson

[TheHowieLama]

41 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

So, in a choice between public health and the economy, they fucked up both. 

Consistency - it is really all you can ask for.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Albino Gossamer bastard.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Apparently there is a super injunction preventing the press reporting on his personal life and the ‘super’ bit prevents them revealing the existence of the injunction. I suspect Carrie has left him to be with the baby’s actual father (zac goldsmith). 

Where have you heard this? 

[Mudface]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Where have you heard this? 

Down the Con club over brandy and cigars, no doubt.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

I have my sources. That’s all I’m saying. 

Bollocks 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

Yeah well let’s wait and see. Once of us will look like a cunt eventually. 

Hey! Some of us look like cunts already. 

[cloggypop]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bollocks 

His missus has written Tory policy. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Yeah well let’s wait and see. Once of us will look like a cunt eventually. 

I wasn't referring to the 'leak'. I saw a few people mention it on twitter. The 'bollocks' was you not sharing your source although we all know you are a tory cunt and will have the inside track. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Yeah of course what a great idea, publicly name my source to some bloke on the Internet who already thinks I’m a cunt. Why it’s obvious, I’ve been such a fool. 

I didn't meant name him for fuck sake. Just a bit more than "I've heard". You're worse than the Daily Mail for fuck sake. "A source tells me that Meghan Markle has Prince Harry held at gunpoint and Corbyn is shitting in tupperware and sending it across the pond weekly to she can feed him with it" 

 

I don't think you're a cunt. 

[magicrat]

There are quite a few so called ITK's on the interweb claiming that they have split up and that holiday pics are faked according to several people I trust that spend their time digging for this shit. I'm pretty sure the injuction bit is true.

[Mudface]

'Worse than the Daily Mail' would be a good title.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, magicrat said:

There are quite a few so called ITK's on the interweb claiming that they have split up and that holiday pics are faked according to several people I trust that spend their time digging for this shit. I'm pretty sure the injuction bit is true.

Yeah I believe it is. Just wanted a proper inside scoop from our resident cabinet member 

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I’ve heard you're partial to a “proper inside scoop”. Each to their own but maybe more fibre in your diet would help. 

Doesn't help an itchy bum hole though. 

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah I believe it is. Just wanted a proper inside scoop from our resident cabinet member 

People posting unsubstantiated rumours on TLW shocker . Where will it end ?

[Anubis]

 

"How you doin'?"

[Strontium]

6 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Yeah well let’s wait and see. One of us will look like a cunt eventually. 

 

Only one of you? That seems optimistic.

[Pete]

Is it too much to hope that Boris et al get caught up in all this shit going on in the USA?  Cancel Brexit (rejoin) and get back on an even keel (Virus aside)? 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Good things don't happen on that front. Especially to tories theyre untouchable. 

[Tj hooker]

This is Le Grand Bleu. It is one of the biggest yachts in the world. It is owned by a Russian oil billionaire. 

It is moored off Fife. 

Boris is on holiday somewhere in Fife.

Boris is very friendly with Russian billionaires. He likes visiting their yachts. 

Where's Boris? https://t.co/reo8vVKMGE

[Strontium]

Boris Johnson is in Applecross, on the other side of Scotland from Fife.

[Anubis]

Some people use friend’s caravans, some friend’s yachts....

[Bobby Hundreds]

39 minutes ago, Stront19m Dog™ said:

Boris Johnson is in Applecross, on the other side of Scotland from Fife.

the sneaky bastard!

[TheBitch]

I’ve been to Applecross. 
 

EOM. 

[Harry Squatter]

Some of the fucking replies, and Brexiteers with too many flags in their profile.

 

[Section_31]

Wonder if he'll offer him tea.