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brucespanner Experienced

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Rachel Khoo over and over until it fell off, then she'd feed me cake.

 

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She looks like the type of lass who'd be up for anything, but then she'd have a little cry on her pillow when she thinks about how filthy she'd just been.......Wouldn't put her off mind, she'd be back for more as soon as the female shame wore off.

 

Then she'd give me more cake, I fucking love cake and beautiful women.

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Guest San Don

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The lass from the BT advert.

 

Hope this helps. Thanks for listening.

 

Fucking hell. Your standards are low. Or, you havent had any flange for a while :eek:

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chrisbonnie Grand Master

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Fussy bastard, i'd just like to have sex.

 

dont be daft Melons.

 

We men know what you women get off on, and cock is not it.

 

its x-factor, britains got talent, the voice, strictly come dancing, come dine with me, 30 minute make over, greys anatomy, and lets not forget Loose fucking Women

 

pffft, a woman that wants sex. Its rarer than hens teeth!!

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Chairman Meow Grand Master

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You'd be getting down and dirty if you had the cojones to ask that tramp from work out!

 

I've not forgotten.

 

I just fucking knew you would turn up as soon as I posted on this thread. Bloody Aussies!

 

She isn't a tramp by the way, very nice and sensible. Sluts aren't really my thing (just in case I ever do get anywhere and this ended up being seen, I'm not daft).

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brucespanner Experienced

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I got moved onto training people and shifted elsewhere. Should end up with her being on one of the teams that I am responsible for, had an e-mail from her the other day though.

 

Stop being a meff and reply with a picture of a cock, don't use yours send a pic of a massive one, girls really love that shit, my ex's solicitor told me that in court....at least that's what I thought he said.

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melons Grand Master

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dont be daft Melons.

 

We men know what you women get off on, and cock is not it.

 

its x-factor, britains got talent, the voice, strictly come dancing, come dine with me, 30 minute make over, greys anatomy, and lets not forget Loose fucking Women

 

pffft, a woman that wants sex. Its rarer than hens teeth!!

 

That is probably the only program you've listed that i'll watch.

 

I'm clearly a hermaphrodite with a tad too much testosterone.

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