FAO Paulie Dangerously

[Sugar Ape]

Looked a bit wet there mate, be careful you don't get pneumonia.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm Fuckin drenched lad.

[Sugar Ape]

Picture the scene :

 

I am sat in my comfy chair, warm, dry and eating a custard doughnut when the heavens open. Absolutely torrential rain. Bouncing six inches off the floor.

 

I glance out the window and I spot Paulie, in just a Liverpool top with no coat on, getting soaked to the skin walking back from his dinner.

 

Oh well, at least I am dry which is the most important thing.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I did have an umbrella but like the gent I am I let the pregnant girl borrow it. I fully expect the sprog to be named after me regardless of gender.

 

Custard Fucking Doughnuts? How the other half live. We got a treat today, we only got 8 lashing from the cat o' nine tails instead of 10. Gotta love casual fridays, so much more relaxed

[Fowlers God]

Was this a proper custard doughnut, split in the middle with the custard showing?

 

They are the bollocks!!

[Trumo]

Was this a proper custard doughnut, split in the middle with the custard showing?

 

They are the bollocks!!

 

You sure that's custard?

[Sugar Ape]

Was this a proper custard doughnut, split in the middle with the custard showing?

 

They are the bollocks!!

 

It was one like this

 

 

With the custard inside. I'd be careful of the man who is giving you your split custard doughnuts, he sounds like a bad man.

 

Every day is like this for us Paulie, Jam doughnuts yesterday and a big mulitpack of Fox's Malted Milk, Custard Creams and Bourbon Creams the day before.

[Fowlers God]

 

Nah man they have to be like this.

[Paulie Dangerously]

It was one like this

 

 

With the custard inside. I'd be careful of the man who is giving you your split custard doughnuts, he sounds like a bad man.

 

Every day is like this for us Paulie, Jam doughnuts yesterday and a big mulitpack of Fox's Malted Milk, Custard Creams and Bourbon Creams the day before.

 

Yeah well I'm in your breakout room pouring liquid back into the machine.

 

Taking liberties on your manor FTA _\I/_

[Captain Turdseye]

 

Nah man they have to be like this.

 

Negged for not knowing what a doughnut is.

 

 

 

Edit: I need to spread. You lucky bastard.

[Chocoholic]

Who dares take my name - or shape, in vain?

 

Dan, that is NOT a doughnut. That's some kind of eclair shape roll thingy. With custard in it.

 

For those with the power, please feel free to unleash it on the heathen.

[Strontium]

That is a doughnut, not all doughnuts are round eg yumyums or Spanish churros

[Sugar Ape]

Yeah well I'm in your breakout room pouring liquid back into the machine.

 

Taking liberties on your manor FTA _\I/_

 

I don't drink the hot drinks nor do I frequent the canteen so knock yourself out! You'll have to piss in the water cooler in my room to get one over on me.

 

That is a doughnut, not all doughnuts are round eg yumyums or Spanish churros

 

It is a doughnut. Technically. I think most people though would call a yumyum a yumyum not a doughnut. I'd call that an eclair.

[brucespanner]

I don't drink the hot drinks nor do I frequent the canteen so knock yourself out! You'll have to piss in the water cooler in my room to get one over on me.

 

 

 

It is a doughnut. Technically. I think most people though would call a yumyum a yumyum not a doughnut. I'd call that an eclair.

 

I'd call it a Hot-Dog and accuse some thieving bastard of stealing my sausage.

[Fowlers God]

Some have been repped and others of you have been negged. It's a fucking doughnut and it's my favourite doughnut ever. Dont argue with a fat man about his food.

[Chocoholic]

Ahem... if I may be so bold as to draw your attention to a sadly neglected charge of yours

 

Dan loves doughnuts... and other things

 

Because I can ;)

[Paulie Dangerously]

FAO Sugar Ape

 

 

I'm onto you baldy

[Sugar Ape]

FAO Sugar Ape

 

I'm onto you baldy

 

I have a full head of hair, thank you very much. Slightly thinning like.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Back to the drawing board...

[Sugar Ape]

Many people have tried to unmask me. None have succeeded yet. I'm still waiting for Reinas Reign, think he said he would unmask me within a week, about 3 months ago.

 

SD might know who I am. Or he might not.

[Pony Princess]

Many people have tried to unmask me. None have succeeded yet. I'm still waiting for Reinas Reign, think he said he would unmask me within a week, about 3 months ago.

 

SD might know who I am. Or he might not.

 

 

"Y U NO TAKE OFF UR MASK, SUGARAPE?"

[Sugar Ape]

 

"Y U NO TAKE OFF UR MASK, SUGARAPE?"

 

I've just realised my username is almost Suga Rape. Damn, that sounds better.

[brucespanner]

I've just realised my username is almost Suga Rape. Damn, that sounds better.

 

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[Pony Princess]

I actually thought you got your name from sugarape, a fictional lads mag in the Chris Morris series "Nathan Barley", the logo of which the suga part is in tiny letters.

[Sugar Ape]

I actually thought you got your name from sugarape, a fictional lads mag in the Chris Morris series "Nathan Barley", the logo of which the suga part is in tiny letters.

 

Remmie suggested it for me, that might be where he got it from?