The word "ask"

[VladimirIlyich]

Fa-hee-tas,the way i say it.

The j becomes a h and your plate is full of delicious hispanic food.

[Remmie]

If you say nugget instead of noo-gar you sound like a classless simpleton, but we already went over this.

[RedKnight]

Rembles knows.

[BJR]

My pet hate is "Can I get?" as in asking the bar man " can I get a pint of carling. "

 

Yes you can get one, it is a f@@king pub so ask me properly if you can have one and I will serve you!

 

Is it too hard to understand that to ask for something in english you simply say "Please may I have....."

[Total Longo]

If there's one thing i miss Barry Davies for, it's his ridiculously over the top pronunciations of foreign sports stars names.

[Walton Park]

EveryFINK

 

Does my tits right in.

[Remmie]

My pet hate is "Can I get?" as in asking the bar man " can I get a pint of carling. "

 

Yes you can get one, it is a f@@king pub so ask me properly if you can have one and I will serve you!

 

Is it too hard to understand that to ask for something in english you simply say "Please may I have....."

To be fair, the bit that really upsets me aboot that sentence is the ordering of Carling, it's fucking hideous non-beer.

[Soup]

Chimley

[Guest davelfc]

Why did we call Bonfire Night 'Bommie Night'?

[Lucky Pierre]

Why did we call Bonfire Night 'Bommie Night'?

 

I've always pronounced it "bonny night".

[Mr Piechnik]

I've always wondered if people who pronounce hospital as 'hospickle' and little as 'lickle' have a genuine speech impediment or are just stupid.

[VladimirIlyich]

I've always wondered if people who pronounce hospital as 'hospickle' and little as 'lickle' have a genuine speech impediment or are just stupid.

 

This seems to be speech from a mancunian so I'll go for the latter.

[Remmie]

I've always pronounced it "bonny night".

I pronounce it "Bonfire night".

[Sugar Ape]

 

I've always pronounced it "bonny night".

 

You're from the wirral, right? This caused a massive argument on my team in work. 6 people all from Liverpool call it ' bommy night ' and the 2 people on the team from the Wirral all call it ' bonny night '. The 2 from the Wirral also call barms either baps or batches.

[razor]

I thought he was kidding when he said Bonnie Night. You were weren't you Pierre?

 

Say it ain't so, Pierre, say it AIN'T SO.

[Lucky Pierre]

You're from the wirral, right? This caused a massive argument on my team in work. 6 people all from Liverpool call it ' bommy night ' and the 2 people on the team from the Wirral all call it ' bonny night '. The 2 from the Wirral also call barms either baps or batches.

Yeah, it's bonnie night and a batch.

I thought he was kidding when he said Bonnie Night. You were weren't you Pierre?

 

Say it ain't so, Pierre, say it AIN'T SO.

I wish I could, but it's in my genes!

[Guest davelfc]

You're from the wirral, right? This caused a massive argument on my team in work. 6 people all from Liverpool call it ' bommy night ' and the 2 people on the team from the Wirral all call it ' bonny night '. The 2 from the Wirral also call barms either baps or batches.

 

We all called it Bommy night and I was on the Wirral, family were from toxteth though so maybe that influenced it.

[Fowlers God]

Its firework night and its just a sandwich.

 

No fucking bonnies or bommy's or fucking Barms?

 

People should just say what they actually mean

[Guest davelfc]

Its firework night and its just a sandwich.

 

No fucking bonnies or bommy's or fucking Barms?

 

People should just say what they actually mean

 

Totally agree, fuck them and their colloquialisms.

 

Anyway can't hang around, I'm off the ozzy the savvy.

[silverlining]

You're from the wirral, right? This caused a massive argument on my team in work. 6 people all from Liverpool call it ' bommy night ' and the 2 people on the team from the Wirral all call it ' bonny night '. The 2 from the Wirral also call barms either baps or batches.

 

It's bommie night.

 

Obviously.

[Sugar Ape]

It's bommie night.

 

Obviously.

 

Yeah, I know that. People from the Wirral don't seem to, though.

[Sugar Ape]

Its firework night and its just a sandwich.

 

No fucking bonnies or bommy's or fucking Barms?

 

People should just say what they actually mean

 

You are lucky I've repped you lately or I would neg you now.

 

Firework night? No, it's Bommie Night.

 

And do you go into your local chippy and ask for a chip sandwich instead of a chip barm? Where do you live, Windsor? Wool!

[Lucky Pierre]

 

Yeah, I know that. People from the Wirral don't seem to, though.

 

You tell me how in the world you can get 'bommie' from 'bonfire' and I'll admit defeat!

[razor]

There's just no logic in the wide-eyed world of child-orientated effigy burnings.

[Sugar Ape]

You tell me how in the world you can get 'bommie' from 'bonfire' and I'll admit defeat!

 

Don't know. I'm just being tribal. Brick up the tunnel, etc... The only thing I could find on the net was this :

 

Bonfire night, see 'bonnie night'. Possibly spelt bombie night from the use of fireworks. [East Lancashire/Merseyside use]

 

I'll tell you what you definitely can't get from Bonfire night though. And that is firework night.