That fucking Adele song.

[Total Longo]

I hate it, it's ubiquity at the moment is astonishing. Fat, ginger, annoying twat.

[Guest TK-421]

Never heard it.

[Carradona]

Sorry, Phil, but she's super-duper ace at singing.

[Total Longo]

Sorry, Phil, but she's super-duper ace at singing.

 

possibly, Cain, but that song is a cunt.

[Dr.Filth]

I like her but it's been played to death.

 

The Dylan one she covered was ace.

[Trumo]

Her stuff is decent but it does get overplayed.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Californication syndrome. Great song/album gets over played to the point noone can stand to listen anymore

[Skidfingers McGonical]

That's commercial radio for you,

[Guest PurpleNose]

Could someone please name the song so I know what to hate.

[Mendoza]

Assuming it's either Rolling In The Deep or Someone Like You.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Thanks. Youtubed them both. Utter shite.

[Jokerman]

I can't stand her. She can hold a note, sure, but her songs are shite and she's boring fat annoying, insipid bint.

[odris]

I met a popstar in a nightclub last night and we ended up getting really drunk and going back to my place.

 

She was all over me in the taxi, stroking and caressing my body and whispering filth into my ear,

but as soon as she got through the front door she stiffened up and her attitude changed completely.

 

"What the fuck is that pathetic little thing?" she demanded. "How the hell do you think that you're going to satisfy me with that?"

 

"I'm sorry, Adele," I replied, "it's the biggest fridge I could afford."

[Fowlers God]

Music is shite but I would have a good fumble with her. Always a bit partial to the odd fat bird.

 

My a bit partial I mean when the Mrs let's me. And by fat bird I mean of course your not fat darling

[RedinSweden]

I like her. I don't listen to the radio and she doesn't get played here much at all anywhere. I think 21 is a superb album.

[Carradona]

I went to bed last night with her album playing in the background.

 

I had sweet, sweet dreams.

 

For those of you waiting for a punchline, this is not a joke.

[She Knows It]

 

She doesn't half remind me of the fat Commitments lad.

[Total Longo]

He was a cunt as well, good shout Liz.

[Paul]

She's got a very powerful voice and has good range and breath. However, I think her style is really affected. Far too much of a belter for my tastes.

[Total Longo]

It's suffering the same fate as Sigur Ros "Hoppipolla" and Elbow's "one day like this", when they both came out (although those two were decent tunes), whenever you turn the telly on it will be on in the background. I imagine if there's a sad backstory to tell on Britain's got talent, it will be there, to add to the mood.

 

Cunts.

[Captain Turdseye]

All of her songs are about break-ups. You can't help but think that if she lost a few stone, she'd have nothing to sing about.

[Xherdan]

I refuse to believe that there some people who have not heard this song or at least claim not to know this song.

[RobbieOR]

He was a cunt as well, good shout Liz.

 

Negged.

[lifetime fan]

Good man Robbie.

[Tom R]

I'd bum her.

 

Like she owed me money.