Donald Trump

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

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[Anubis]

Mick, here’s the press conference. He seems only to speak for 5 minutes because he turns it over to someone else. He doesn’t answer questions though.

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

13 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Mick, here’s the press conference. He seems only to speak for 5 minutes because he turns it over to someone else. He doesn’t answer questions though.

 

 

Thanks. He doesn't look happy there. Looks like he's been told not to deviate from the script and got the fuck out before he did any more damage.

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Bleachgate just gets better and better...
 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/24/revealed-leader-group-peddling-bleach-cure-lobbied-trump-coronavirus

 

 

 

If there is indeed a Lord God Almighty, he really ought to be smiting charlatans like this cunt with great vengeance and furious anger for spouting their shite in His name.

[Red Phoenix]

I've been looking through old Magic The Gathering sets over the last few days, have just found this :

 

 

It's not a joke either, it's a real card from 2005 : https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88802

[ZonkoVille77]

25 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

I've been looking through old Magic The Gathering sets over the last few days, have just found this :

 

 

It's not a joke either, it's a real card from 2005 : https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88802

 

I've no idea what this means. 

[Rico1304]

3 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I've no idea what this means. 

You’ve had sex, you won’t understand. 

[Captain Turdseye]

41 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

I've been looking through old Magic The Gathering sets over the last few days, have just found this :

 

 

It's not a joke either, it's a real card from 2005 : https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88802

I’ve got a shiny Blastoise. Straight swap?

[Anubis]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/coronavirus-trump-treatment-disinfectant-bleach-new-york-a9483786.html%3famp

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New York revealed a spike in cases of disinfectant exposure in the 18 hours following Donald Trump’s dangerous and false suggestion that injecting the cleaning agent could help treat coronavirus patients.

 

The city’s Poison Control Centre managed 30 cases from Thursday evening until Friday afternoon, a spokesperson told New York Daily News – more than double the number of cases the centre dealt with over the same period last year.

 

It followed an extraordinary White House press briefing on Thursday that saw the US president wrongly tout the potential of disinfectants injected inside the body to treat Covid-19.

 

“I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because, you see, it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number,“ Mr Trump said.

 

Following the briefing, the Poison Control Centre reported: nine cases of possible exposure to Lysol, a US brand of disinfectant; 10 cases regarding bleach; and 11 to household cleaners generally.

 

That compared to just 13 cases over the same 2019 period.

 

On Friday, Mr Trump claimed his comments had been “sarcastic”, although both video footage and a transcript of the press briefing suggested otherwise.

 

“I was asking a question sarcastically to reporters ... to see what would happen,” the president said on Friday as he signed another coronavirus relief bill into law.

 

But Mr Trump’s dangerous musings were condemned by experts, and forced makers of commercial cleaning products to warn customers against ingesting them.

 

“We must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route),” said a statement from the parent of the company that makes Lysol and Dettol, Reckitt Benckiser.

 

The US surgeon general’s office also tweeted a reminder to all Americans: “Please always talk to your health provider first before administering any treatment/ medication to yourself or a loved one.”

 

[Red Phoenix]

1 hour ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I've no idea what this means. 

 

I was referring to the card title sorry. Thought it was funny.

 

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ve got a shiny Blastoise. Straight swap?

 

I googled "shiny Blastoise" and found Pokemon Go. No.

 

No no no.

 

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

You’ve had sex, you won’t understand. 

 

Haha, a couple more virgins here for you :

 

 

[pauliescouse]

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Red Phoenix said:

I googled "shiny Blastoise" and found Pokemon Go. No.

 

No no no.

My card is shiny. Your isn’t. I’m withdrawing the offer. Unlucky. 

[Mudface]

Top Trumps looks a bit complicated these days. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

11 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

If there is indeed a Lord God Almighty, he really ought to be smiting charlatans like this cunt with great vengeance and furious anger for spouting their shite in His name.

Current situation suggests Gaia concept most likely. Let’s get a little bit sick to wipe out some of this virus and restore a bit of natural balance to the waterways and air. The rest of them look like they will take care of themselves in due course due to the balloons they keep following.

[aRdja]

 

[polymerpunkah]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

23 minutes ago, aRdja said:

 

I'm blind drunk and I still can't believe this shite.

 

It may or may not have taken me 10 minutes and spell check to type this.

[Gnasher]

On 24/04/2020 at 21:53, Red_or_Dead said:

So it seems the arch socialist, right-on Gnasher has a massive telly.  Also, has shit films on demand/DVD and doesn't give a shit about copyright and can't upload clips from the internet so has to resort to filming them on said massive telly.

What the fuck are you on about? You been injecting vim?

 

It's a clip from YouTube you fucking moron.

[Gnasher]

On 24/04/2020 at 21:53, Red_or_Dead said:

So it seems the arch socialist, right-on Gnasher has a massive telly.  Also, has shit films on demand/DVD and doesn't give a shit about copyright and can't upload clips from the internet so has to resort to filming them on said massive telly.

Anyway do you think a person with certain views should not own a television?  Silly cunt.

[Gnasher]

Seems the Donald had a whisper from up above, 

 

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-trump-bleach-mark-grenon-disinfectant-letter-a9484011.html?amp&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=Feed

[Gnasher]

37 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Anyway do you think a person with certain views should not own a television?  Silly cunt.

Here's a site for you red or dead go bitch about poor people down your street with a television,   enjoy yourself 

 

 

https://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/other-chat-514/wine-bar-494/747980-big-tvs-benefits.html

[Section_31]

5 hours ago, aRdja said:

 

Good. Darwin was right, nature does weed out the nimrods.

 

I'm sorry but if you're a grown adult and you drink bleach because Donald trump told you to on telly, you're no great loss to the gene pool.

[redheart]

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

That would make me want to vote for trump and beg him to press the button.  Jesus fucking Christ! I'll never unfold this cringe!

[Section_31]

56 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

That would make me want to vote for trump and beg him to press the button.  Jesus fucking Christ! I'll never unfold this cringe!

I'm increasingly feeling like a man without a country, Katy Hopkins on one side and an Owen Jones clone army on the other. Why can't people just be normal? I just wanna go fishing with my granddad, even though he's dead and neither of us fished.