*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jennings]

Worth a watch and I believe answers the top question;

 

 

 

That fella is great. Really enjoyed it!

[Sputnik1]

That fella is great. Really enjoyed it!

 

 

I really enjoy his show, great red as well. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

You see the reason the grammar is all over the place is simple really, they are all local. Being from Walton and Everton they never attended school, too busy sagging, humming Z Cars and being local. Liverpool fans however are all called Crispin or Fenella and we're all privately educated in Surrey. Apart from the Norwegian Red's who obviously are highly educated as they know.

My good friend and fellow Red Archie Tinkles - Smythe takes particular umbridge to any slurs against him not being local. Despite a rather sheltered upbringing in Castle Smythe he did spend one night in Liverpool in his teens. He attended an AGM at Goodison in the late eighties when his father Lord Ponsonby Tinkles -Smythe was a major shareholder. He has since passed away and Archie sold the shares to a local blue, Sly Stallone.

[Harry Squatter]

Quality blueshite moment before. Took my son swimming before, sat down in the viewing gallery and one of the other dads sits down next to me. He has an iPad and is trying to get the Everton-Bournemouth game on a stream.

 

I started talking to him about away games and told him I went to Man City. Without asking me what it was like just says "see that thing in the Echo this week, Liverpool fans have got the worst record for football banning orders". I did but just said no but did counter "but didn't Liverpool play about ten games more than Everton anyway because we got to two semi finals?"

 

Then says "oh aren't Bordeaux bottom of the French league, what happened there?". I just said they were mid table but it's just about grinding results out in Europe.

 

Checks the stream and they are 2-0 up, "oh if it stays like this youse need to win tomorrow to keep pace with us". Then we had to leave as the lesson was over. I think that IPad screen will be getting fixed on Monday given the late injury time equaliser.

[deiseach]

Don't think there will be many threats not to pay their licence fee if they are last on Match of the Day tonight.

[Harry Squatter]

Everyone at the BBC is a Kopite despite the fact MediaCity is in Salford.

[littletedwest]

Whatever team they support everyone on my Facebook who bets hates them tonight. One lad was on for 1058 quid over moon,who loses after scoring a "winner" in the 95th minute

[SlugTrail]

I dunno, who?

[Bob]

You can tell the win would've put them 3 points above us.

 

Why else would you invade the pitch for a late 'winner' at Bournemouth?

[Shankly]

Behold!

 

 

Merry Cringemas! :rolleyes: 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They can add another "first" to their famous list.

 

First team to fuck up a pitch invasion.

[Anubis]

You don't have to be winners to celebrate a winning goal....

 

There's a new mural in there somewhere.

[deiseach]

I suppose that's as close as any of that lot will get to popping their cherry.

[The Golden Eel]

Haha, that Deulofeu thing is mind bogglingly shit. Wow

[Russ Atmosphere]

Barca activating Deulofeu's buyback will be entertaining.

[Hades]

Small time it may be, but for a club that's spent the past three weeks bemoaning its lack of atmosphere, I love seeing pitch invasions and the like.

[Furmedge]

Isn't the buy back something like £6.8m? All Barca need to do is whore him out to whoever is willing to spend more than that, buy him back and sell at a profit. A ridiculously low buy back clause, but hey it's Everton.

[Lee909]

Same as Real did with Negredo

[mouse1989]

I can see Everton trying to buy the buy back clause out of his contract very soon. Similar to what Real Sociedad did with Vela

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Isn't the buy back something like £6.8m? All Barca need to do is whore him out to whoever is willing to spend more than that, buy him back and sell at a profit. A ridiculously low buy back clause, but hey it's Everton.

There's a clause in the contract to the effect that if Barca buy him back he has to remain there for 12 months before he can move to another club. They could sell him but not straight away.

 

On another note, it's strange that a team containing the new Beckenbauer, the best right back in the league and Jimmy "covers every blade of grass" McCarthy conceded 3 goals against, no disrespect to Bournemouth, a glorified Championship team.

[Russ Atmosphere]

The buyback being £2m more than the fee Everton have paid you'd imagine Barcelona will be happy to pay it to make a much bigger buck. Wonder if the scenario could be to buy him back, send him back on loan, perhaps Everton again, then charge them top dollar when the no-quick-sale agreement expires.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Small time it may be, but for a club that's spent the past three weeks bemoaning its lack of atmosphere, I love seeing pitch invasions and the like.

Couldn't agree less.

 

It is small time and shitty.  It also contributes to clubs and football authorities seeing the fans as a problem - fuck it, why not bring back fences, if the hooligans can't control themselves?

[Trumo]

As Kenneth Wolstenholme so famously put it:

 

"Some people are on the pitch...they think it's all over...but here's Stanislas with the header...and it's 3-3!...Nil Pitch Invasion No Time Added On Optimum!"

[Paulie Dangerously]

There are scenes of celebration at Goodison tonight as it's finally happened. The red shite conspiracy has been confirmed by OPTA Joe

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

They just hate us cause they ain't us.