Worst film you have ever seen

[Mook]

Somehow, I think Battleship is about to usurp Independence Day.

Getting Rihanna in a film and not getting her to get her kit off was probably a worse decision than anything Hitler ever came up with.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Oh good. Here come the navy coffin dodgers.

[VladimirIlyich]

Few that come to mind

 

The Lovely Bones - fuck was that all about

Battle Royale 2 - pfffft, shittest sequel ever

Flowers in the Attic - fucking cack, who knew can a story about incest could be shit?

15 Minutes - You were in it De Niro, you were

Al Pacino was in one called 88 hours? Or something like that a couple of years back and it was truly embarrassing after his work in stuff like The Godfather and Dog Day Afternoon.

[Tony Moanero]

The chocolate on Club biscuits is a fucking disgrace.

[razor]

Elmer Gantry.

I know we've been here before CD, but what a great film that is.

 

(For those just dipping in, this is a recommendation, NOT a contender for "worst film".)

 

"What is love? Love is the morning and the evening star..."

[boots123]

Urghh....

 

Fucking Nicolas Cage.

 

Hate the cunt.

I used to feel the same about Kevin Costner until i saw A PERFECT WORLD and realised yep the guy can act

[Paul]

The New Barbarians, a Mad Max cheap rip off which has dummies in explosions and the baddies drive golf carts wrapped in tin foil to make them futuristic looking.

 

The baddies are called the Templars who are all gay and catch men, tie them up and bum them. They kill all the women.

This isn't the "gay porn" thread mate.

[Anubis]

I know it's got a bit of a cult following (looking at you Sec) but if there is a worse film than The Room I'll eat my hat. I'll eat your hat. I'll eat anyone's hat.

 

Just the ultimate talentless vanity project.

[Paul]

I know it's got a bit of a cult following (looking at you Sec) but if there is a worse film than The Room I'll eat my hat. I'll eat your hat. I'll eat anyone's hat.

 

Just the ultimate talentless vanity project.

"Only God Forgives" just called and asked for 327 hats for breakfast.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Does she get her tits out ?. Nowadays she looks like an evil cat

Its on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLhd5pX0I2s

 

Anomalous arse/tit ratio (big arse, little tits) and Bob the fucking builder is in it as well so it's hardly worth the effort.

[Evelyn Tentions]

I used to feel the same about Kevin Costner until i saw A PERFECT WORLD and realised yep the guy can act

Only because Clint Eastwood would have twatted 7 shades of shit out of him if he didn't.

[Furmedge]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I reckon they use that film to interrogate inmates at Guantanamo Bay.

[HolyHank]

There are films that are just really bad; incoherent scripts, bad acting, incompetent camera work and terrible special effects. These movies are usually quite fun to watch if you see them with some pals and a couple of beers... films like "Manos, hands of fate", "Troll 2", "Santa Claus battle the Martians", "Birdemic" and, the worst of them all, "The Room". 

 

But the really bad films are those intended to be good, and miserably faling at that. For me, the worst is "Three of Life". Beyond words.

[John101]

Surrogates

[Dougie Do'ins]

Flightplan

 

Another one that was so bad everyone connected with it should be force fed raw pigs liver and ground up glass to simulate how I felt when watching it. 

[Spy Bee]

Lost in Translation.

[Cardie]

As someone above has just said, some films are so bad they're good (who doesn't love a naff B movie or movie that relegates itself to the status of B-Movie), some films are bad but inoffensive and don't don't take themselves too seriously (like Battleships), some films are bad because the subject matter may bore you (Tree of life/Boyhood) and some may just be technically bad.

 

But the title of 'worst film' has to be reserved for those films with no redeeming feature, films that are intentionally horrible purely for the sake of shock value or bring out a darker side of a directors mindset* (be it intentionally or unintentionally).

 

For that reason, films like a Serbian film, Goodbye Uncle Tom or Human Centipede 2 (among many others) are hands down some of the worst films ever made.

 

*The Transformers franchise is a weird one as it floats between a few categories, while technically  it's pretty bad (be it editing, characterization or general storytelling) and also displays some of the more unpleasant sides of Michael Bay (the Racist stereotyping of 'the twins' in Transformers 2, casual stereotyping and general misogyny) it's still Robots beating shit out of each other with, albeit limited, moments of impressive visuals and B movie appeal that, if you grew up liking transformers as a kid, you can still enjoy.

[Mook]

The Beach, I had to turn it off after the computer game bit, just fucking awful.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I reckon they use that film to interrogate inmates at Guantanamo Bay.

 

"Give me the locations of your next targets"

 

"I'll give you nothing infidel pig. Get the cloth and the water, I'm ready"

 

"Oh look, Indy's getting into a fridge..."

 

"Big Ben, Mount Rushmore and the world's largest thermometer in Baker California... just make it stop!"

[Special K]

For the record, I love 'The Room'

[Section_31]

Only God Forgives, absolute nonsense.

[Paul]

Only God Forgives, absolute nonsense.

But incomprehensible nonsense at that - and dressed up as art, which makes my fucking blood boil. It's like some filmmakers think they can find an audience for any old shite simply by calling it art.

[Tony Moanero]

The Beach, I had to turn it off after the computer game bit, just fucking awful.

Negged by accident, although I don't mind The Beach.

[Duff Man]

Mission Impossible 2.

[Harry Squatter]

For the record, I love 'The Room'

Haha funny story Mark