Worst film you have ever seen

[Captain Turdseye]

127 hours was a load of shit as well.

 

Watched this last night. Its right up there with the worst films ever made.

 

The highlight of the film was when he paused his camcorder on a close up of some birds tits for a few seconds. The rest of it was shite.

[Jose Jones]

Would you think that a film that got nominated for a Best Picture oscar, was generally well reviewed, had 82% on IMdB and 93% on Rotten Tomatoes with tens of thousands of votes on each site, was one of the worst films ever made?

Or is it that you just have a shit taste in films?

[Captain Turdseye]

Would you think that a film that got nominated for a Best Picture oscar, was generally well reviewed, had 82% on IMdB and 93% on Rotten Tomatoes with tens of thousands of votes on each site, was one of the worst films ever made?

Or is it that you just have a shit taste in films?

 

Are you talking about 127 hours? It really is shit.

 

I'm no film buff but plenty of films with oscar nominations have had terrible reviews so I don't think they're generally accurate. Depends who's reviews you agree with. I've seen some really bad ones about The Fighter, which has got 8 or 9 nominations I think. I watched that last night aswell, thought it was alright.

[Stouffer]

Solaris is the worst film ever made.

 

Ever.

[Antynwa]

Beowolf

 

It was more funny than anything. Me and my mates just laughed all the way through it

[Johnni]

Aeon Flux.

[shapa]

Torque!

[Mendoza]

I watched The Business on filmfour the other night. If youre in the right mood it's actually hilarious, particulary Danny Dyer's voiceover. A truly awful film but undoubtedly entertaining.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I watched The Business on filmfour the other night. If youre in the right mood it's actually hilarious, particulary Danny Dyer's voiceover. A truly awful film but undoubtedly entertaining.

 

Lotsa pwoppa nortee tearwups wiv tha pleece ?

[Mendoza]

Lotsa pwoppa nortee tearwups wiv tha pleece ?

 

Oh yes, and the dialogue is superb

 

Dyer: Two beers please, and I don't suppose there's a chance you'll suck my cock?

 

Random bird in bar: No, there isn't a chance. My old man's over there, and he's a big cunt.

 

Poetry.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Oh yes, and the dialogue is superb

 

Dyer: Two beers please, and I don't suppose there's a chance you'll suck my cock?

 

Random bird in bar: No, there isn't a chance. My old man's over there, and he's a big cunt.

 

Poetry.

 

Ha ha, SOLD !

 

What time's it on ?

[Mendoza]

Ha ha, SOLD !

 

What time's it on ?

 

It was on Tuesday i think, dunno when they ll show it again but probably won't be long. I think Nick Love intended it to be his Gangster epic, instead you get scenes like this

 

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Tommy De Vito and Billy Batts eat your heart out.

[Sut]

Alien is fantastic. Alien: Resurrection is awful, on the other hand. The Aliens vs Predator films are best left unwatched as well, along with the post-Cameron Terminator films.

[Colonol]

I'll throw two into the hat. Telephone with Whoopi Goldberg and also a movie called Dead Babies. Both Shocking. Telephone is worse

[Ted]

Dead Babies sounds like a laugh-riot. Is that a Leslie Nielsen film by any chance?

[twelvesmallsteps]

There are so many wrongs in this thread i really don't know where to start.

 

You can divide the movie viewing population into two groups:

1. Those who think movies they don't like personally are shit by definition.

2. Those who can acknowledge the fact that a movie is not shit even though they personally don't like it.

 

I would rank I love you Beth Cooper or Hooking up as the worst in recent years. Can't remember the names of older shit movies.

[twelvesmallsteps]

On another note, while onto the topic of movies. I really hate when people don't take the movie for what it's supposed to be or understand the premises of a film. I've experienced lot's of negative critics towards perfectly alltright movies for not being the next Shawshank Redemption og the next Godfather.

[Ziggy Stardust]

There are so many wrongs in this thread i really don't know where to start.

 

You can divide the movie viewing population into two groups:

1. Those who think movies they don't like personally are shit by definition.

2. Those who can acknowledge the fact that a movie is not shit even though they personally don't like it.

 

I would rank I love you Beth Cooper or Hooking up as the worst in recent years. Can't remember the names of older shit movies.

 

Yeah, that's what came to my mind. I watched it only recently, saw it all the way through because of the lovely Hayden Panettiere, but god it was awful.

 

Don't Mess with the Zohan was incredibly shit as well.

[theghost]

Deuce Bigalow 2 and Along Came Polly. The shittest films I've ever seen.

[theghost]

Match Point

 

What the fuck was all that about?

 

Maybe I just don't understand woody allen films but this was utter drivel from start to finish.

 

Wrong. It was very good.

[theghost]

Role Models.

 

Offensive garbage.

 

If you're a twelve year old girl, perhaps.

[Closer To God]

Have not seen it but I'll guess Zombie Strippers it's not that good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've just filed a missing item complaint to play.com about it.

Hopefully it will arrive soon enough.

[Remmie]

Yeah, that's what came to my mind. I watched it only recently, saw it all the way through because of the lovely Hayden Panettiere, but god it was awful.

 

Don't Mess with the Zohan was incredibly shit as well.

Yeah I switched that off after 5 minutes, unbearably annoying.

[sloth_frattelli]

Love, Honour and Obey is gash.

[dirty_sanchez]

Love, Honour and Obey is gash.

 

Apart from the bit where Denise Van Outen sucks off a cucumber.