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Worst film you have ever seen

JohnnyH

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neko Grand Master

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A Clockwork Orange, utterly fucking shite film, i went to see it with a mate, and remember saying to myself, "this is shit, im gonna have a nap", only to turn around and see my mate had beat me to it, i left straight away, crap film.

 

the next one is this piece of utter, utter fucking shit steeped tripe called Spun, words cannot explain how shit this "film" is, the only thing i can remember about seeing it was i had an argument with a thick pikey and told him to shut the fuck up when it was on, he then offered me some of his sweets (a bit purple aki'ish i thought), i fucked off 5 minutes later, at least my eyes werent fully raped, they saved their virginity until Roy Hodgson arrived on merseyside

 

a clockwork orange ? stanley kubrick ?

 

i've had a couple of beers, so i won't do anything rash, but this was my immediate thought...

 

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Donnie Darko is brilliant. It knows exactly what it is.

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Call me mad, but I'd watch that. I don't mind kitsch shit films, I find them infinitely more fun than stuff like Phantom Menace.   Made by the same fella who did Inglorious Bastards too, and it's go

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I'm feeling that, brother. Talentless, unfunny, punchable faced shitkicker. I honestly wish he would just fuck off. Die or retire, makes no odds to me, just stop squatting on the world and squirting f

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Signs - jesus this is awful. Shymalalalalalalalan has stole a living for years after one decent film with a twist, by making a succession of shite with twists.

 

Psycho (remake) - dirge, plain and simple. You do not touch the original. Bringing me nicely onto......

 

The Wicker Man (remake) - aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrghhhhh. I would rather eat my own spleen than watch that again. Unforgivable.

 

Ocean's Twelve - they crawled right up their arses with this lazy can of horse dung. After arguably the coolest film of the decade they got too full of themselves and even Bernie Mac couldn't save it. Made amends with Thirteen though.

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little miss sunshine

 

I agree, that was fucking shite considering people were raving about it. I've probably watched worse but they have left my memory.

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Cabin Fever,

That thing with Jack Black I turned off after 5 minutes, Be kind fucking die!

Anything that has a review that says "best Rom Com of the year splashed on the front"

 

And whom ever it was that said From Dusk till Dawn has been fucking negged cause you know Fuck All about films if you turned that off.

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From dusk til dawn , absolute shit.

Red , got half way through and turned it off , toss

 

Ever I don't know. Recent years? The Hangover - all that's wrong in a film right there.

 

I agree, that was fucking shite considering people were raving about it. I've probably watched worse but they have left my memory.

 

American Beauty. The bin bag was the most animated thing in it.

 

a history of violence.

 

truly woeful

 

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

 

I know it's all about opinions, but if you think those are the worst films you've ever seen, you can't have seen many films.

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Cabin Fever,

That thing with Jack Black I turned off after 5 minutes, Be kind fucking die!

Anything that has a review that says "best Rom Com of the year splashed on the front"

 

And whom ever it was that said From Dusk till Dawn has been fucking negged cause you know Fuck All about films if you turned that off.

 

If you know this, then why do you still watch it?

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Cabin Fever,

That thing with Jack Black I turned off after 5 minutes, Be kind fucking die!

Anything that has a review that says "best Rom Com of the year splashed on the front"

 

And whom ever it was that said From Dusk till Dawn has been fucking negged cause you know Fuck All about films if you turned that off.

 

Dont you think that neg was just a touch harsh ?

After all it was a stupid and shit film!

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