Shooting your load before footy

[Markmywords]

Do you play better or worse having shot your bolt before playing footy?

 

Be part of a real life investigation into the possible effect on one's football performance of emptying one's sack before hand.

 

All you have to do is;

 

a) wank / fuck 12 hours before you play footy

 

or

 

b)not wank / not fuck 12 hours before you play footy

 

Then rate your footy performance in the poll provided, choosing one for the four options provided.

 

Feel free to have as many goes as you like and feel free to comment on both the bolt shooting or the football. For example how many times your bolt was shot in the preceeding 12 hours, how good your football skills were, how you think it might have helped hindered you, etc. anything you can think of.

 

I'll go first. I knocked one out approximately 2 hours before footy yesterday and I played a blinder.

[JohnnyH]

Sweet Jesus.

[Glen C]

Lol too funny.

[redsoxs]

Will anyone get banned for posting cartoon pics?

[s(k)aturation]

No, let's persist with this thread. The alternative is mypost's Robbie Keane CV.

[Mbrownrigg]

What a load of spunk!

[Mojo]

Is this because mcmanaman claimed God did this before scoring a hat-trick against Villa in the 90s?

[Mike D]

my football performance has always been shit

 

that said I do wank alot

[lamai]

You left out the shoot, bolt finger in the ass option

[Scouse_Datcha]

Sweet Jesus.

 

seconded

[Scott_M]

The only time I ever have a wank before football is if I'm playing in the evening & I polish off some persistent morning glory.

 

I've found that if I do knock one out before playing, I can't focus as much & my all round play is generally less intense.

 

It's like in Raging Bull where De Niro is getting off with that lass a few days before one of his fights, gets a cob on & then pours ice down his kegs to make it go down so he can keep his intensity for the fight.

 

I'm sure there is a tostesterone linked sciencey thing to this but I'm can't be arsed to check.

[Scott_M]

Edit - double post

[Arl arse]

Shot bolt, had big stain on shorts, went in goal.

[Magic Sponge]

Wanked endlessly whilst listening to Phil Collins. Never shot my load due to loosing both testicles in an accident involving a tree house.

[lifetime fan]

Ronaldo, the real one, reckons he was always better after shooting his wad but made her go on top and do all the work so he saved his energy.

 

If it works for him...

[lifetime fan]

Private poll?