The X Factor

[lifetime fan]

Yes please

 

[Bjornebye]

Yes please

 

 

she is 14

[lifetime fan]

she is 14

 

And I'm 34.

 

Four = foreplay. So there's a magical connection there already.

[Bjornebye]

Wow. The Jimmy Saville equation haha

[lifetime fan]

she's actually 26.

[ZonkoVille77]

Boil in the bag cunt bags

[Bjornebye]

If anyone is watching it, that bird singing 'happy' is world class and should win it 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

If anyone is watching it, that bird singing 'happy' is world class and should win it

'World class'. Have a fucking word with yourself with terms like that.

 

She's good though. And it's totally wrong to find her sexy, which makes her sexy.

[ZonkoVille77]

I watch it cos it puts the missus in good mood and I get a good jizz on afterwards.

 

That bird is a great singer Stig.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Great? She's hardly Karen Carpenter, is she?

 

Ok, I'll stop moaning now.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

These two are like a Japanese girl group.

[ZonkoVille77]

Great? She's hardly Karen Carpenter, is she?

 

Ok, I'll stop moaning now.

Taking into account how inexperienced she is and how she performed I'd say great is an apt description.

 

Those pair of underpants that just sang there? Holy fuck

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They've all been pretty shit so far, that young girl and the fishmonger can sing though. That bloke who was brought back is absolute cack, can't blame him for having fun but he was out of breath and couldn't hold a tune whatsoever. 

 

Cowell and Walsh are dying for one of the shit boy bands to come good so they can try and prize the pocket money off the little girls. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

These two are like a Japanese girl group.

Bet you any money they've been in a few low budget porn movies guzzling man juice. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

This lad can sing, not sure his voice is going to be that versatile though, especially when they pick some shit motto. 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Bet you any money they've been in a few low budget porn movies guzzling man juice.

Porn films? You must be gokkun?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Porn films? You must be gokkun?

Not because they are good looking, mainly because they are blonde, thinnish and have tits. I did say low budget...

[Bjornebye]

cheryl cole is stunning 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

cheryl cole is stunning 

She still needs a boot in her cunt, the half dead bitch she is. She also has arms which would break if you squeezed them too hard. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm sure Mel B likes licking muff, she gets more animated when the women sing. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Mel B would give it weetabix

[Jurgens Red Army]

Everytime I see Mel B I can't stop thinking of the Bo Selecta version that was always trying to get Patsy Kensitt into bed

[Boss]

Every boy band dresses the exact same every year, white t-shirt, all saints leather jacket, coiffed cunt highlight hair, eyes dead as sharks eyes, little knob heads.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Every boy band dresses the exact same every year, white t-shirt, all saints leather jacket, coiffed cunt highlight hair, eyes dead as sharks eyes, little knob heads.

You forgot to mention that they are inevitably fucking shite. Just keeps those stupid fucking lassies calling up. 

[KMD7]

If anyone is watching it, that bird singing 'happy' is world class and should win it

Yep she should win it. She's outstanding.