Captions Captions Captions

[RedKnight]

Purslow accused of incompetence

CP: Who are you?

[RedKnight]

Remake of Face/Off unsuccesful

"It's like looking in a mirror, only not."

[RedKnight]

Roy and Carra argue over training methods

RH: They're so you see each other better during 5-a-side.

JC: But I look like a fucking cyclist!

[Trumo]

Remake of Face/Off unsuccesful

"It's like looking in a mirror, only not."

 

Superb!

 

I was going for

 

#Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh

We've got the best midfield in the w........shit!#

[RedKnight]

Roy accused of being too old for the job

RH: Which was one is Torres?

[Hand Shandy]

 

Joe points out his favoured window for post-match licking.

[RedKnight]

Roy resorts to martial arts to keep Itandje out of training.

[Ted]

 

Eh, Phil - smell ya ma, lad.

[Trumo]

Already did this one in a different thread, but still:

 

 

The All Reds haka didn't quite catch on as well as one might have hoped.

 

JC: Right lads, after me. KA MATE, KA MATE, KA ORA, KA ORA!...

[Ted]

 

Ugh! I'm sure I used bog roll.

[Bernard Diomede]

 

Hodgson witnesses first hand the fruits of Eduardo Macia's extensive scouting network

[Trumo]

 

After being misled about transfer funds, Roy decided drastic action was required. So he spent an afternoon honing his version of the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, after having made a list which included Tom Hicks (aka Texas Rattlesnake), George Gillett (aka Colorado Common Kingsnake) and Christian Purslow (aka Cardiff Pub-Crawl Thinks-He-Has-A-Trousersnake). He was NOT going to kill Bill, since Bill had already passed. Instead he would summon the Spirit of Bill to empower his quest. He also settled on a nickname for himself in light of this little venture: The Bwide.

[Seanleonardart]

 

SAMMY LEE (out of shot) : Fantastic news Roy, Lucas has just been passed fit for our League opener

Edited September 17, 2010 by sleonard0

[Seanleonardart]

 

REPORTER : Mr. Hodgson, you've spoken to Hicks and Gillett, how would you descibe them ??

 

(just read back on the resta the captions and a few folks have beaten me to this already.

 

Fair doo's

Edited September 17, 2010 by sleonard0

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

 

The pre-match visit to the kebab van was no problem for Soto.

[Jennings]

 

Hello I am Lucas Leiva. Human Cyborg relations.

[WrongIslander]

 

That's the last time I park outside Goodison

 

Suspension is a problem, need a new engine, in fact bugger all but a comfortable seat..... and the car needs work too.

 

Carlsberg don' make perches ....

[WrongIslander]

 

 

 

I'm you from the future, we learn Danish there and wear a head band.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

RH: "Will two defensive midfielders be enough against Birmingham away?"

 

 

 

"Your mission (if you choose to accept it) is to manage the most prestigious club in the world. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.

 

 

 

Buy one, get two free.

 

 

 

RH: "Christ on a bike, at least give me something to work with"

 

 

 

RH: "Fuck, I forgot to buy a striker before the window shut"

 

 

 

Lucas fails to find a team mate yet again.

[JohnnyH]

The pre-match visit to the kebab van was no problem for Soto.

 

Ha! I like that one.

[Tom R]

"Where am I?"

 

"what year is this?"

 

"WHO'S THE PRIME MINISTER!?!"

 

"HAHA!, YEAH! Good one!!!"

 

"SRSLY?"

[Acid]

Hmm, doesn't look good. I better get in shape...

 

Thats it you old dog, still got it.

 

Where should I play though? Should I be backup for Torres, or just stick in at left back?

 

Me and you up front on sunday pal

 

SL: Who've you put up front with Torres??

RH: Thats me! They'll never see it coming!

 

*Whistles Rocky training montage music*

 

I'm delighted to have signed a new contract, I hope to score a lot of goals for the club, and my great grandchildren are already speaking scouse!

 

JC: Kinell, is that Roy out there practicing free kicks??

 

RH: Its all worked out already, I start playing up front, and you can slip into the managers job!

 

Bloody hell, the match is tomorrow night, I never used to get this nervous.

 

LL: Come on Roy, we've been out here five minutes, how long does it take to do up your laces?

 

CP: That old fella up front looks alright, how much do you think we can get for him?

[Tom R]

Hmm, doesn't look good. I better get in shape...

 

Thats it you old dog, still got it.

 

Where should I play though? Should I be backup for Torres, or just stick in at left back?

 

Me and you up front on sunday pal

 

SL: Who've you put up front with Torres??

RH: Thats me! They'll never see it coming!

 

*Whistles Rocky training montage music*

 

I'm delighted to have signed a new contract, I hope to score a lot of goals for the club, and my great grandchildren are already speaking scouse!

 

JC: Kinell, is that Roy out there practicing free kicks??

 

RH: Its all worked out already, I start playing up front, and you can slip into the managers job!

 

Bloody hell, the match is tomorrow night, I never used to get this nervous.

 

LL: Come on Roy, we've been out here five minutes, how long does it take to do up your laces?

 

CP: That old fella up front looks alright, how much do you think we can get for him?

 

Excellent work, but should stop at *whistles rocky montage*

 

great work.

[goatboy59]

 

"The plane! The plane!"

[goatboy59]

 

RH: So which one of you is this England international 'playing away' then?

 

SG: ............

 

GJ: Not me. May God curse me with shit form for the rest of my career if I tell a lie.

 

JC: Wha, with my back?