Instant cunt identifiers

[FanchesterCity]

Any prime minister who believes he has control over where arms end up after he's sold them.

[Bjornebye]

The Israelites

[Liverpool lad]

People who flower up the truth to make themselves look a bit better.

 

Add to that people who spend longer avoiding a task then it would take to do it

[alles ist gut]

The Israelites

Sorry, can't agree there.

 

http://youtu.be/5_jYyftlxbQ

[General Dryness]

People who don't know you well but presume to use your nickname or shortened version of your name

 

Being called by your first initial. Or worse, your initial with -dog or -man after it. Fuck off.

 

Don't you hate that, P-Dog?

[Curly]

People who say "cheer up mate, it may never happen". It obviously already has you smelly prick

[Anubis]

People who say "cheer up mate, it may never happen". It obviously already has you smelly prick

 

Be of good cheer, my excellent fellow. The worst that you fear may not yet come to pass.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Being called by your first initial. Or worse, your initial with -dog or -man after it. Fuck off.

 

Don't you hate that, P-Dog?

Certainly is GeeDee

[General Dryness]

Be of good cheer, my excellent fellow. The worst that you fear may not yet come to pass.

 

[General Dryness]

Certainly is GeeDee

 

Glad you concur P-man.

 

P to the aulie. P to the D to the BBC.

[Trumo]

People who say "cheer up mate, it may never happen". It obviously already has you smelly prick

 

I remember during the 20th Anniversary of Hillsborough programmes on the BBC, they showed a bit where they were talking to Des Lynam about his recollections of the day as he was presenting Grandstand. After talking about how distressing it all was and how he'd spent the rest of the day getting updates of worse and worse news, he mentioned that he had a flight the next morning. He was extremely down and somebody at the airport cheerfully said the above quoted phrase to him. He says he angrily replied with the bit in bold.

 

I don't particularly like or hate that phrase but there are definitely times when it is inappropriate and/or insensitive.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Being called by your first initial. Or worse, your initial with -dog or -man after it. Fuck off.

 

Don't you hate that, P-Dog?

Let's hear it for The Dryster!

[General Dryness]

Let's hear it for The Dryster!

 

Big shout out to the Tuebrook massive.

[Anubis]

 

 

Palpatine taking a break from Sith-Lord black there.

[General Dryness]

Palpatine taking a break from Sith-Lord black there.

 

Definite resemblance. Never spotted that before.

[SammyAftershave]

 

[Bjornebye]

Clocks.

 

All clocks are cunts.

 

I looked at the clock in the kitchen 5 minutes ago and it was 25 to 7. Just looked and its 2 minutes too. Slag round silly cunt

[General Dryness]

Clocks.

 

All clocks are cunts.

 

I looked at the clock in the kitchen 5 minutes ago and it was 25 to 7. Just looked and its 2 minutes too. Slag round silly cunt

 

I call that "sandwich time". I make my sandwiches to take to work every morning, and it seems to take fucking ages. Doesn't feel like it takes ages, but I'll start at, say, twenty to, and by the time I'm done its fucking five to. How the fuck does it take quarter of an hour to make a fucking sandwich?

 

Therefore the phenomenon is known as sandwich time.

[Bjornebye]

I call that "sandwich time". I make my sandwiches to take to work every morning, and it seems to take fucking ages. Doesn't feel like it takes ages, but I'll start at, say, twenty to, and by the time I'm done its fucking five to. How the fuck does it take quarter of an hour to make a fucking sandwich?

 

Therefore the phenomenon is known as sandwich time.

Thats what Turdseye calls lunch with Purple Aki and Barrymore

[General Dryness]

Thats what Turdseye calls lunch with Purple Aki and Barrymore

 

I thought that was spitroast time?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Unskilled workers who lambast professional people/students etc for having 'no common sense'.

Having worked with Solicitors and other legal types for the last 3 years, the severe lack of common sense is scary. From Director level down.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Men wearing vests when not in the gym

[Bjornebye]

Men wearing vests 

 

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[Captain Turdseye]

Say what you like about Barrymore, but leave Purps out of it. He's a good man, just misunderstood.

 

 

*Checks with Aki that it's alright to press post*

 

*Sends post*

 

*Continues squat thrusts*

 

"One hundred and thirteen, one hundred and fourteen...."

[Liverpool lad]