Instant cunt identifiers

[Remmie]

It's evening time, we're going out for a meal. Shall we go out for dinner or go out for tea?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Remmie said:

It's evening time, we're going out for a meal. Shall we go out for dinner or go out for tea?

"Fancy a kebab and a fuck?" 

[easytoslip]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I don't recall having a dinnerbox at school.

I don't recall having either, school dinners we had for 2 /- but usually sold them and fucked off to the  chippy for chips and beans or chips peas and onion Gravy. I couldn't imagine the Arl fella saying lunchbox or making me one for that matter, that would of been bad, though lunch is more used nowadays I suppose, but I couldn't say " shall we have a spot lunch" fuck that. 

Chippy owner was Larry Hughes, Liverpool Centre Half, England too I think. 

[Remmie]

Tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea....Batman.

 

You people sicken me.

[Anubis]

6 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea....Batman.

 

You people sicken me.

Come mid day - “Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, din-ner...Batman!”

 

Works fine.

[Remmie]

The ambassador was said to have looked very suave at the reception, decked out in fine jewellery and a resplendent teajacket

[Anubis]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The ambassador was said to have looked very suave at the reception, decked out in fine jewellery and a resplendent teajacket

She most certainly did. Very elegant.

 

https://www.nancymac.co.uk/products/lilliana-tea-jacket-in-peacock-silk-velvet

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

She most certainly did. Very elegant.

 

https://www.nancymac.co.uk/products/lilliana-tea-jacket-in-peacock-silk-velvet

 

Ironically, I reckon only Remmie could pull that off on here. 

[Anubis]

With a matching shade of lipstick?

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Anubis said:

With a matching shade of lipstick?

And suede purple boots. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

I don't recall having a dinnerbox at school.

Lunch box - Cunt’s box.

[Pureblood]

Linford's dinnerbox. 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

It's evening time, we're going out for a meal. Shall we go out for dinner or go out for tea?

You're tea was about 5ish, never heard anyone say shall we go out for dinner except on the telly, usually dine at 8pm, just used to say, shall we go for a meal or something to eat, I've got some dinner tickets I've saved from this afternoon. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

It's evening time, we're going out for a meal. Shall we go out for dinner or go out for tea?

No one in Liverpool to my knowledge said Lunchtime in school, obviously different from where you come from. Eating around now is tea here, you can call it whatever you want. Off to have my late lunch.

 

[easytoslip]

52 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

No one in Liverpool to my knowledge said Lunchtime in school, obviously different from where you come from. Eating around now is tea here, you can call it whatever you want. Off to have my late lunch.

 

I never heard it myself, doesn't matter 

Call me what you like but not late for dinner WC Fields? 

[Red_or_Dead]

It's a very Northern and class-ist thing.

 

My Mrs is working class London and it's lunch then dinner for her.

 

Only middle classes above Watford say lunch then dinner.

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

9 hours ago, TK421 said:

It's breakfast, lunch and dinner. Breakfast is at breakfast time, lunch is at lunchtime and dinner is at dinner time. Tea remains a drink. 

Dinner is the midday meal, hence dinner ladies, dinner money, school dinners. The other hint this is right, they all revolve around school the place where we are educated on correct use of language.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Its only done when I'm being compassionate. It is the right thing to do to show that it isn't sarcasm. 

 

But you know what, I actually agree. Its not really done consciously. I like to think I'm a nice guy. Who am I kidding. It can go straight in the bin with the 'lols' and smiley cunts. 

 

You cunt. 

 

x

Part of the reason I gave up on Facebook, me cousins throwing fucking kisses around at the end of messages. Yet at the same time taking the piss out of the “u ok hun” it’s the same mentality, not everything has to be a pisstake, that’s sound, but sticking a fucking x in is like a fucking 13 year old girl. Shows a lack of literacy that you cannot express yourself without resorting to teenage shorthand, or it’s just a lazy and somewhat empty gesture.

 

FU

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

7 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

We used to call the living room the kitchen and the kitchen the back kitchen. Must have been to to with people years ago spending a lot of time in the actual kitchen due to small houses, big families. Probably just us with grandparents from off Hayworth St.

Same here, I think kitchen is old school for when it was all one room, then people started getting a separate kitchen so this became the back kitchen. I was Brought up by grand parents born in the 20’s and 30’s.

[Pureblood]

11 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Dinner is the midday meal, hence dinner ladies, dinner money, school dinners. The other hint this is right, they all revolve around school the place where we are educated on correct use of language.

So when you work late are you on detention? 

 

xx

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

6 hours ago, Remmie said:

Tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea....Batman.

 

You people sicken me.

Err that was what yer sang at midday when ye’d been playing TJ Hooker and jumping off 7foot walls into people back gardens yer nugget.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Just now, TK421 said:

So when you work late are you on detention? 

 

xx

It would depend on whether or bit I have been a bad lad or not wouldn’t it. Or maybe I’m doing my homework, or some extra curricular activities. But really let’s be honest, it’s a bit of a shit response. As it’s not detention, as you are not being detained, you are free to leave, there maybe consequences however, so no, not detention, not at all.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Part of the reason I gave up on Facebook, me cousins throwing fucking kisses around at the end of messages. Yet at the same time taking the piss out of the “u ok hun” it’s the same mentality, not everything has to be a pisstake, that’s sound, but sticking a fucking x in is like a fucking 13 year old girl. Shows a lack of literacy that you cannot express yourself without resorting to teenage shorthand, or it’s just a lazy and somewhat empty gesture.

 

FU

Go fuck yourself.  x

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 hours ago, Remmie said:

The ambassador was said to have looked very suave at the reception, decked out in fine jewellery and a resplendent teajacket

The ambassador is a cunt, and we didn’t see many of them growing up in Liverpool. 
to be fair it’s deffo a class thing, the fact it’s more common now to use the l word is symptomatic of those who have “left” the working class and forgotten their roots (certainly in the north west).

[Pureblood]

4 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

It would depend on whether or bit I have been a bad lad or not wouldn’t it. Or maybe I’m doing my homework, or some extra curricular activities. But really let’s be honest, it’s a bit of a shit response. As it’s not detention, as you are not being detained, you are free to leave, there maybe consequences however, so no, not detention, not at all.

Good luck in your final semester

Xx