Leona Lewis covering Oasis...

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Well Susan Boyle just sold 1,284,000 units in her first week so music is pretty much fucked.

I don't normally pay attention to record sales but that figure is fucking astounding.

 

Is she that desperate for a shag?

 

[William_Ulsterman]

She has a massive face and head

 

 

shit shit shit song.

 

but id still let her play with my purple headed custard chucker.

[old skool tom]

It's Stop Crying Your Heart Out. Not one of my favourite Oasis songs so it could have been worse, but still a fucking liberty.

 

theres a line and youve just crossed it buster! better start watching your back Mendoza!

[RJ Fan club]

Snow Patrol and Oasis.

 

Has she had a lend of Noos' car?

[old skool tom]

........whilst were on the subject of oasis

 

heres their greatest tune in my own humble yet legendary opinion

 

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[hamstrung]

Its a crap song whoever is singing it.

[Mendoza]

theres a line and youve just crossed it buster! better start watching your back Mendoza!

 

Dont get me wrong it's o.k, just theyve done far better. Theyve done so many great songs after all. I tend to like it more when i'm pissed, tired and emotional.

[Hooch]

It's not that bad.

[Liverpool lad]

Its truly fucking gash

[WaltonRed]

I love Oasis but i'm not arsed one bit.

[Section_31]

It's probably Cowell taking the piss, he strikes me as the sort.

[Paul]

This doesn't bother me in the slightest. However, fair play if you hate it, but what bemuses me is how come you'd hear it. I know for a fact that I will almost certainly never listen to this tune without actively seeking it out.

[Mendoza]

This doesn't bother me in the slightest. However, fair play if you hate it, but what bemuses me is how come you'd hear it. I know for a fact that I will almost certainly never listen to this tune without actively seeking it out.

 

A small portion of it is on the advert promoting her new album, which is on nearly every ad break somewhere or another.

[Juniper]

Damn publishing deals

[LFC Brian]

She butchered 'Run' and decided to bring her ever boring sword of butchering to an Oasis tune?

 

I'm glad she got punched in the face

 

haha I wish her twin Brother Lennox would have fucking puched her ..cunt

[Stu Monty]

Charlie Brooker summarised my thoughts on her very well, albeit whilst talking about Mariah Carey:

 

Come to think of it, maybe that's why it's hard to detect much in the way of palpable feeling in Carey's music. Her singing voice wavers up and down through the octaves, like someone slowly tuning a shortwave radio in search of an authentic emotion. It's technically amazing, but almost impossible to relate to on a human level – possibly because she no longer experiences anything akin to regular human life. She might not even experience proper emotions these days. She might have people who do that for her. Aides who rush in and hitch up the corners of her mouth each time she starts to smile, and mop down her cheeks with tiny hand-knitted towels when she cries.

 

Hitting lots of notes does not make you a good singer, it makes you a souless promoter of lazer-burnt nothings.

[The Midnight Rambler]

........whilst were on the subject of oasis

 

heres their greatest tune in my own humble yet legendary opinion

 

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Don't you reckon it just sounds like a really shit attempt of ripping off Looking glass?

[The Golden Eel]

Leona Lewis is a personalityless cretin of the highest order.

 

That's all.

 

I'm not normally like this.

[23_Carra_Gold]

Charlie Brooker summarised my thoughts on her very well, albeit whilst talking about Mariah Carey:

 

 

 

Hitting lots of notes does not make you a good singer, it makes you a souless promoter of lazer-burnt nothings.

 

Someone on here summed it up perfectly, Leona Lewis can sing whereas Mary J Blige, Billy Holiday and Erykah Badu are singers.

 

Or something

[Torvald Utne]

bland and inoffensive.

 

 

I so fucking would.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

This doesn't bother me in the slightest. However, fair play if you hate it, but what bemuses me is how come you'd hear it. I know for a fact that I will almost certainly never listen to this tune without actively seeking it out.

 

It's on the latest "advert" promoting her album

[Remmie]

This doesn't bother me in the slightest. However, fair play if you hate it, but what bemuses me is how come you'd hear it. I know for a fact that I will almost certainly never listen to this tune without actively seeking it out.

Spot on. This is why I don't get hatred for relatively obscure indie bands.

 

A small portion of it is on the advert promoting her new album, which is on nearly every ad break somewhere or another.

Call me a maverick, a loose cannon if you will but here is a concept that may blow your tiny mind:

 

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS! - repeat after me

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

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DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

[Paul]

Call me a maverick, a loose cannon if you will but here is a concept that may blow your tiny mind:

 

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS! - repeat after me

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

 

Indeed. Allow me to go one step further and offer a practical suggestion for implementing your revolutionary idea, Rem - get Sky+; you need never watch an advert again!

 

 

This post was brought to you by the Oxton Sky+ Appreciation Society.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Ha.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Spot on. This is why I don't get hatred for relatively obscure indie bands.

 

Call me a maverick, a loose cannon if you will but here is a concept that may blow your tiny mind:

 

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS! - repeat after me

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

 

I didn't watch it

 

I "heard" it

[Mendoza]

Spot on. This is why I don't get hatred for relatively obscure indie bands.

 

Call me a maverick, a loose cannon if you will but here is a concept that may blow your tiny mind:

 

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS! - repeat after me

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

DON'T WATCH ADVERTS!

 

 

I'm not making a deliberate effort to watch it, it's just on in between television shows, so i hear it, it's unavoidable as it's part of the festive advertising loop. I like watching the television, sometimes (shock horror) commercial television stations, if that means i've got a tiny mind then so be it.