The world of a woman.

[Mudface]

There's a few of these, but the last one is amazing-

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Fair fucks to MrsD. Our house move was due to be postponed until after Christmas at 5pm last night. She tore strips of the partners of our solicitors and we got told at 6 that it actually would go ahead. She's won a bit of grace when the bed she has ordered turns out to be the size of Spinal Tap's stone henge. 

This isn't it is it?

[Chris]

20 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Another one on Facebook regularly posts stuff like "Damsel in distress, can anyone come round and fix a leaky tap for me" it's not an invite to go round and bang her either as she is minging. 

 

Then why on Earth would anyone respond to that plea? Zero incentive there.

[Harry Squatter]

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

As soon as I put my trotters up she finds something to do. The other night at 1am she noticed the bathroom door rubbed the carpet so she even moaned about that. So although I didn't have do it then another job for the morning 

[Paulie Dangerously]

The new bed has arrived. Offers about 30cm of space between the foot of it and the wardrobes. Fantastic stuff. 

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The new bed has arrived. Offers about 30cm of space between the foot of it and the wardrobes. Fantastic stuff. 

Hahahahaha 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Who needs clothes anyway?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

Who needs clothes anyway?

You just know it will end up being all of Paulie's clobber behind the doors that can't be fully opened. 

[Mook]

I think my missus is addicted to ordering stuff off the internet. I keep telling her we need to save if we want anything big done to the house (& there are a few big things needing done) but it usually ends in an argument.

 

We must have had at least one thing delivered for her every day now for the last two months. Yesterday I said, 'Maybe lay off ordering stuff until February now' & she point blank refused.

 

The other problem with it, is the amount of fucking cardboard lying about the place & we don't have a car to take it to the skip so the mother in law has to get involved. Doing my head in.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Mook said:

The other problem with it, is the amount of fucking cardboard lying about the place & we don't have a car to take it to the skip so the mother in law has to get involved. Doing my head in.

Build yourself a den. 

[Mook]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Build yourself a den. 

I'm going to build a cardboard shed for the postie to put all the fucking stuff in.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Build yourself a den. 

 

Start by digging the foundations in the garden. 6 feet long, 6 feet deep and 3 feet wide should do it.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just discovered it has under-bed storage where the mattress shoots up at high velocity.  If you're stood in the 30cm leg room it would actually decapitate you. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Who needs a head anyway?

[Trumo]

3 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Just discovered it has under-bed storage where the mattress shoots up at high velocity.  If you're stood in the 30cm leg room it would actually decapitate you. 

 

Frees up some space I suppose.

[manwiththestick]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The new bed has arrived. Offers about 30cm of space between the foot of it and the wardrobes. Fantastic stuff. 

Just take the wardrobe doors off. Easier access to your clothes, you found a solution to an issue you didn't know you had.

[KMD7]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The new bed has arrived. Offers about 30cm of space between the foot of it and the wardrobes. Fantastic stuff. 

Brilliant

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The new bed has arrived. Offers about 30cm of space between the foot of it and the wardrobes. Fantastic stuff. 

Your missus needs a gay male friend. She hasn't quite got to grips with this interior decorating lark yet.

[Evelyn Tentions]

12 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The new bed has arrived. Offers about 30cm of space between the foot of it and the wardrobes. Fantastic stuff. 

At least they're sliding doors, not ones that need to open outwards. She will probably claim she knew this all along.

[General Dryness]

11 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Just discovered it has under-bed storage where the mattress shoots up at high velocity.  If you're stood in the 30cm leg room it would actually decapitate you. 

No head, no headache.

[Paulie Dangerously]

We've been up to about 4 deliveries a day the last few days. All sorts arriving. I'm on my arse with Covid, everyone meant to be self isolating, made a decision to try and avoid Amazon if we could to ensure other businesses survive the lockdown. No quarters given by lady d. Hermes, DPd, Yodel, parcel force, Moonpig. The fucking lot have been familiar with our front door this week. 

[Bellflower]

On 14/12/2020 at 15:44, Paulie Dangerously said:

Just discovered it has under-bed storage where the mattress shoots up at high velocity.  If you're stood in the 30cm leg room it would actually decapitate you. 

Tell me about it.

Ours arrived yesterday, we bought the side opening version.

I opened it without the mattress on it , and it hit SWMBO in the face, 2 black eyes and a bloody nose !

[Chairman Meow]

37 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

We've been up to about 4 deliveries a day the last few days. All sorts arriving. I'm on my arse with Covid, everyone meant to be self isolating, made a decision to try and avoid Amazon if we could to ensure other businesses survive the lockdown. No quarters given by lady d. Hermes, DPd, Yodel, parcel force, Moonpig. The fucking lot have been familiar with our front door this week. 

The only thing I took from that was that Lady D was DP'ed by the delivery drivers. 

[Bjornebye]

No Woman No Cry