The world of a woman.

[Anny Road]

Asked the wife did she want to go out for tea. I fancied a steak. No she said.

Indian ? Chinese?

No

Do you want me to cook us something nice I ask

No I’m not hungry and can’t be bothered she replies.

I just make my own dinner then I say.

Fine on you go.

Now after eating my spicy prawns I’m a selfish bastard and she is not speaking to me.

I’m full up and it was lovely. Do I care.

[Strontium]

We have some of those ridiculously strong Spanish ibuprofen at home (600mg or something) and she's just taken two of them. Phenomenal.

[Fowlers God]

[Captain Turdseye]

We have some of those ridiculously strong Spanish ibuprofen at home (600mg or something) and she's just taken two of them. Phenomenal.

I don’t get it.

 

Woman takes painkillers.

 

Ibuprofen aren’t exactly liquid fucking morphine.

[Strontium]

I don’t get it.

 

Woman takes painkillers.

 

Ibuprofen aren’t exactly liquid fucking morphine.

Yeah, but three times the recommended dose and you'll be lucky not to make yourself sick.

[3 Stacks]

"Women, can't live with them".Think that's how the saying goes. 

[Ne Moe Imya]

Yeah, but three times the recommended dose and you'll be lucky not to make yourself sick.

 

You can do serious liver damage with those things. I was on a regular 200 mg ibuprofen tablets for a week and also happened to have my blood drawn to check the levels of some things by another doctor at the same time. I got a call saying I needed to come in straight away as there might be a serious problem with my liver. Turned out it was just the ibuprofen, which is fine if it's short-term and not too big a dose, but apparently people who take it regularly or up the dose even in the short-term can do long-term damage.

 

"Women, can't live with them".Think that's how the saying goes. 

 

My Dad used to say "Women - can't live with them, and you can't shoot them." I think I was about 18 when I learned that wasn't how the saying actually went.

[Furmedge]

Been saying all year we'll book a last minute holiday abroad as we had a bit of money coming to us in the last couple of months so could spend a little more. Clocked off for a fortnight yesterday and came home to get the ball rolling, looking for a week away with the kids. Only now she doesn't want to go abroad because she feels fat and wants to do a 'staycation' instead.

 

Imagine building yourself up for a week in a 4/5 star hotel in 37 degree heat and end up spending it in light drizzle and shopping in Tesco?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

What's a staycation?

 

Just googled it. A holiday in your own country. So, shite then.

[Elite]

Been saying all year we'll book a last minute holiday abroad as we had a bit of money coming to us in the last couple of months so could spend a little more. Clocked off for a fortnight yesterday and came home to get the ball rolling, looking for a week away with the kids. Only now she doesn't want to go abroad because she feels fat and wants to do a 'staycation' instead.

 

Imagine building yourself up for a week in a 4/5 star hotel in 37 degree heat and end up spending it in light drizzle and shopping in Tesco?

Go Southport Pontins mate, lovely place.

[A Red]

Been saying all year we'll book a last minute holiday abroad as we had a bit of money coming to us in the last couple of months so could spend a little more. Clocked off for a fortnight yesterday and came home to get the ball rolling, looking for a week away with the kids. Only now she doesn't want to go abroad because she feels fat and wants to do a 'staycation' instead.

 

Imagine building yourself up for a week in a 4/5 star hotel in 37 degree heat and end up spending it in light drizzle and shopping in Tesco?

Thank fuck for people like that

[Furmedge]

Thank fuck for people like that

Quote me a price for four/seven nights and we'll talk.

[Mook]

Fuck all wrong with a holiday in your own country.

[A Red]

Quote me a price for four/seven nights and we'll talk.

I'm full until October but i'll happily ruin peoples plans for the right price

[Remmie]

Been saying all year we'll book a last minute holiday abroad as we had a bit of money coming to us in the last couple of months so could spend a little more. Clocked off for a fortnight yesterday and came home to get the ball rolling, looking for a week away with the kids. Only now she doesn't want to go abroad because she feels fat and wants to do a 'staycation' instead.

 

Imagine building yourself up for a week in a 4/5 star hotel in 37 degree heat and end up spending it in light drizzle and shopping in Tesco?

Can't she do a city break or are you not keen on that?

[Furmedge]

Fuck all wrong with a holiday in your own country.

True, but when you've been spending the last two months sorting out new passports for the kids and looking up 5 star hotels in Italy the pull of a holiday at home dwindles slightly.

[Furmedge]

Can't she do a city break or are you not keen on that?

I've suggested Munich and the English gardens for the kids to have a run around and they have a man made stream like thing which the locals surf on. I can sit off with a stein as well. She's thinking about it.

[Furmedge]

Go Southport Pontins mate, lovely place.

Pro - It's about 30 minutes from my house.

 

Cons - I'll be forced to do a compo face for the Echo when I've caught 7 different diseases there.

[Captain Turdseye]

One word.

 

Towyn.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fuck all wrong with a holiday in your own country.

Depends where your own country is, what the weather is likely to be like, and what kind of holiday you were looking forward to.

[Remmie]

I've suggested Munich and the English gardens for the kids to have a run around and they have a man made stream like thing which the locals surf on. I can sit off with a stein as well. She's thinking about it.

Yeah I've been in that stream, good fun but how old are your kids and are they good swimmers? It has a bit of a current to it

[A Red]

You could always tell her shes fat whatever country you go to, so you might as well go somewhere hot

[VladimirIlyich]

You could always tell her shes fat whatever country you go to, so you might as well go somewhere hot

This.Or tell her she's fat and you go where you want. This may end up being a permanent holiday though.

[sir roger]

Pro - It's about 30 minutes from my house.

 

Cons - I'll be forced to do a compo face for the Echo when I've caught 7 different diseases there.

[sir roger]

Other pro - your Mrs certainly won’t feel fat there