What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[lifetime fan]

Fucking hell Mick. 
 

Ride your bike through their kitchen with a fucking flame thrower. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

22 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

They ruin your day with that and then expect you to tolerate sauce from a sachet. 
 

I’ll tune into the national news later to see how you dealt with this clear provocation. 

 

15 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Fucking hell Mick. 
 

Ride your bike through their kitchen with a fucking flame thrower. 

If it hadn't been pre paid for I'd have told them to shove it and gone to Wetherspoons.

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

If it hadn't been pre paid for I'd have told them to shove it and gone to Wetherspoons.

Don’t ever give that cunt your money. 

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Hotel Indigo, Newcastle. 

 

Included in the price of the room. Probably best I don't know what they would charge for it.

 

One of the toast was an added extra.

The bacon was either reheated from yesterday or it's been overcooked.  

Sausages were ok but nothing special.

The hash brown was just average shite.

Egg was slightly overcooked too.

 

Came with a tea and a thimble of orange juice.

 

 

 

 

 

Christ, what have they done to that egg? 

[Edward.]

How do you resize images on here?

[Curly]

28 minutes ago, Edward. said:

How do you resize images on here?

Ask Dougie - it looks like he’s shrunk the picture of that breakfast

[Edward.]

I have a one that is much worse.

[cloggypop]

4 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Hotel Indigo, Newcastle. 

 

Included in the price of the room. Probably best I don't know what they would charge for it.

 

One of the toast was an added extra.

The bacon was either reheated from yesterday or it's been overcooked.  

Sausages were ok but nothing special.

The hash brown was just average shite.

Egg was slightly overcooked too.

 

Came with a tea and a thimble of orange juice.

 

 

 

 

 

Should have walked out of the hotel and got a breakfast stottie somewhere else. 

[Edward.]

25 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Should have walked out of the hotel and got a breakfast stottie somewhere else. 

Weatherspoon's is practically next door.

[TheHowieLama]

58 minutes ago, Edward. said:

I have a one that is much worse.

Impossible. You would need to go out of your way to produce a worse looking plate.

[cloggypop]

33 minutes ago, Edward. said:

Weatherspoon's is practically next door.

Takeaway breakfast stottie > Weatherspoons. 

[Edward.]

29 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Impossible. You would need to go out of your way to produce a worse looking plate.

It was also in a hotel.

[Bob]

I’ve just smashed through beans on toast for my lunch. Sprinkle of grated mozzarella on top and a liberal dosing of Tabasco too. really good stuff.

 

anyway, it got me thinking, do you anti-bean losers deprive yourself of the joy of beans on toast too, or is it just your full English you like to spoil?

 

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I’ve just smashed through beans on toast for my lunch. Sprinkle of grated mozzarella on top and a liberal dosing of Tabasco too. really good stuff.

 

anyway, it got me thinking, do you anti-bean losers deprive yourself of the joy of beans on toast too, or is it just your full English you like to spoil?

 

Baked Beans are best left on the supermarket shelf.

[Bob]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Baked Beans are best left on the supermarket shelf.

I feel sorry for you Tone.

[Edward.]

I'm having some with sausage from last night mature cheddar and red onion grown at the allotment cooked in a Breville. 

[Chip Butty]

Your breakfast Remmie

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Hotel Indigo, Newcastle. 

 

Included in the price of the room. Probably best I don't know what they would charge for it.

 

One of the toast was an added extra.

The bacon was either reheated from yesterday or it's been overcooked.  

Sausages were ok but nothing special.

The hash brown was just average shite.

Egg was slightly overcooked too.

 

Came with a tea and a thimble of orange juice.

 

 

 

 

 

Indigo blues. That’s fucking gash. I’d throw that at the wall. 

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Edward. said:

I have a one that is much worse.

 

[Champ]

6 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

They ruin your day with that and then expect you to tolerate sauce from a sachet. 
 

I’ll tune into the national news later to see how you dealt with this clear provocation. 

I’ll forgive the sachets because it might be a covid non sharey thing but who have they shared your breakfast with?!?!

[Bjornebye]

.

 

 

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I’ve just smashed through beans on toast for my lunch. Sprinkle of grated mozzarella on top and a liberal dosing of Tabasco too. really good stuff.

 

anyway, it got me thinking, do you anti-bean losers deprive yourself of the joy of beans on toast too, or is it just your full English you like to spoil?

 

I’m making the boys cowboy pie tonight. Can’t wait to have a load for me too. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m making the boys cowboy pie tonight. Can’t wait to have a load for me too. 

Evil bastard 

[TheHowieLama]

I do know what a cow pie is.

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

What the fuck is that ? 

A pie filled with beans. Or a 'nonce tart' if you like. 

 

Monco wouldn't eat it.