What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

 

A tomato boat, sailing a sea of beans in search of new frontiers. 
 

This isn’t a breakfast. It’s an odyssey. 

[TheBitch]

It hit the spot.

 

Gonna have a little game of Junkyard golf and clear my head with some beers. 

[Curly]

8 hours ago, TheBitch said:

 

 

8 hours ago, TheBitch said:

It hit the spot.

 

Gonna have a little game of Junkyard golf and clear my head with some beers. 

Looks great that - perfect ratio of beans, all produce looks good quality, all looks cooked beyond raw, the egg is perfect too. 
 

Great Sunday that as well. Fair play to you. Did you level out at clear headed beer drinking or are you bladdered now?

[ZonkoVille77]

8 hours ago, TheBitch said:

 

 

That looks excellent. 

[Remmie]

Are we looking at the same egg? Looks like a mushroom cloud and drier than the Sahara. One egg is minge bag bollocks as well. Gash brown looks like the standard flavourless husk if grease. 

[Trumo]

They obviously don't want people to think they're too poncey with minimalist plating so they emptied a tin of beans onto it. Also, how did you find the fried bit of Polyfilla?

[Colt Seavers]

12 hours ago, Bob said:

Breakfast at sainsburys cafe this morning.

 

tastes better than it looks.

50% of the cost of the breakfast went on that lurpak

[TheBitch]

11 hours ago, Curly said:

 

Looks great that - perfect ratio of beans, all produce looks good quality, all looks cooked beyond raw, the egg is perfect too. 
 

Great Sunday that as well. Fair play to you. Did you level out at clear headed beer drinking or are you bladdered now?

I was drunk by the time I got to Dead Crafty, can’t remember the train journey home. Bed by 20:30

 

A fantastic day all in all. 

[Jairzinho]

At what point did a miniture pig trough become a fashionable alternative to a plate?

[Bjornebye]

On 29/10/2023 at 11:30, TheBitch said:

 

 

Lord have mercy 

[lifetime fan]

On 29/10/2023 at 11:30, TheBitch said:

 

 

No butter? And where's the rest of the bacon for fucks sake. 

[TheBitch]

9 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

No butter? And where's the rest of the bacon for fucks sake. 

The toast was pre-buttered with the buttered side face down on the other buttered side face up. 

[Jairzinho]

20 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

No butter? And where's the rest of the bacon for fucks sake. 

 

Pretty sure that's pastrami. 

[TheHowieLama]

6 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Pretty sure that's pastrami. 

 

If it was it would be the best thing on the plate.

[El Rojo]

On 29/10/2023 at 10:40, Bob said:

Breakfast at sainsburys cafe this morning.

 

tastes better than it looks.

Good of them to ‘cook’ the sausages on a radiator for two minutes rather than just offering them up raw. 

[Jairzinho]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

If it was it would be the best thing on the plate.

 

You don't like the uncooked half tomato that seems to have been thrown on to the plate from a few yards away?

[Tony Moanero]

On 29/10/2023 at 11:30, TheBitch said:

 

Crikey, is that a scene from the prequel to the film, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

[Karl_b]

On 29/10/2023 at 10:40, Bob said:

Breakfast at sainsburys cafe this morning.

 

tastes better than it looks.

 

Absolutely top drawer inclusion of an inanimate object, it raises the bar from car keys and conkers. Repped.

[Karl_b]

On 28/10/2023 at 13:02, Bjornebye said:

I don’t mind Richmond meat sausages at all but the veggie ones are lovely. Unfortunately they look like old man dick. That’s quiet a depressing looking brekkie like something that should have been served in 1993 

 

On 28/10/2023 at 12:56, Bob said:

Richmond meat sausages are terrible.

Richmond veggie sausages are nice. 

 

Off the back of these recommendations, I picked up some of the Richmond veggie sausages from the Co-op and had them with an absolute lashing of beans on toast. I didn't take a photo because I was too busy basking in the glory of changing from Heinz to, the much cheaper and better, HP beans. Decent veggie sausages them though, nice one.

[Chip Butty]

Lads, Richmond are entry level, you really need to be looking at Cauldron, or if you’re flush, the Beyond sausages. 
 

 

[Tony Moanero]

5 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Lads, Richmond are entry level, you really need to be looking at Cauldron, or if you’re flush, the Beyond sausages. 
 

 

Cauldron are turd.

[Captain Willard]

Other countries have disappointingly healthy breakfasts. This is Dutch. 

[Bob]

8 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

Lads, Richmond are entry level, you really need to be looking at Cauldron, or if you’re flush, the Beyond sausages. 
 

 

My missus is veggie and says she’s tried all the veggie sausages and that Richmond are the best by far. 
 

I’ve not done the same research but given that they are quite nice I’m gonna take her word and stick.

[Mudface]

46 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Other countries have disappointingly healthy breakfasts. This is Dutch. 

 

Fucking animals. Thank God for Brexit.

[cloggypop]

51 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Other countries have disappointingly healthy breakfasts. This is Dutch. 

 

This isn't what they really eat though. A typical Dutch breakfast will be either peanut butter or chocolate sprinkles on bread.