What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

Tinned tomatoes, beans AND ketchup?

[Mook]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, people who serve a fry up with one fucking sausage should be sent back in time and drowned at birth.

 

Sub human scum.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Tinned tomatoes, beans AND ketchup?

 

 

 

 

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Urban44, a small café in Hessle on the outskirts of Hull; £8.75 for the brekkie, drinks extra.

 

Overall very good with a couple of areas for improvement:

 

- Sausage: decent quality but a little dry and only one, admittedly it was quite substantial but I want two.

- Eggs: poached?! I wasn't asked how I wanted them and assumed they would be fried. They were excellently poached, mind.

 

Otherwise, decent. The bacon was smoked and well cooked, I don't mind tinnes tomatoes and these were at least seasoned well. +1 for beans.

 

7.5/10

The mushrooms look good if a bit of a stingy portion, strange choice to urinate on some bread rather than serve toast, the eggs look like the before and after photos of a bollock being twatted by a hammer, if you are going tinned tomatoes they should at least be whole not chopped, fucking bean soup is grim, real estate being used for a dish of ketchup is a cunt's trick, will leave the meat to the meaters and +1 for no fucking gash browns. Did you go tea or coffee? 

[Anubis]

On 22/07/2023 at 06:20, Carvalho Diablo said:

Ditch the beans and that looks very nice.

[Anubis]

Great British Getty Images

 

@shitbritishpics

 

Mark sits in a bath full of baked beans with two chips stuck up his nose and sausages strapped to his head. His stunt is intended to support the traditional fried breakfast as an important part of UK culture, which he believes is too often rejected in the press unhealthy (2003)

 

 

 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Great British Getty Images

 

@shitbritishpics

 

Mark sits in a bath full of baked beans with two chips stuck up his nose and sausages strapped to his head. His stunt is intended to support the traditional fried breakfast as an important part of UK culture, which he believes is too often rejected in the press unhealthy (2003)

 

 

 

 

Supporting the traditional fry up with two chips (crinkle cut no less) up his nose?

 

What a fucking tit.

[TheHowieLama]

59 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Supporting the traditional fry up with two chips (crinkle cut no less) up his nose?

 

What a fucking tit.

Should have had two sausages up his nose and the chips on his head.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

On 22/07/2023 at 12:30, Carvalho Diablo said:

Not one of mine (sadly), someone posted it to my timeline and I thought it a work of culinary art.

 

Had to share.

 

Presentation was too good.

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Anubis said:

Great British Getty Images

 

@shitbritishpics

 

Mark sits in a bath full of baked beans with two chips stuck up his nose and sausages strapped to his head. His stunt is intended to support the traditional fried breakfast as an important part of UK culture, which he believes is too often rejected in the press unhealthy (2003)

 

 

 

The dirty get 

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

 

Presentation was too good.

 

Breakfast in a Bucket (all rights reserved) -- I expect some of the royalties from the chain's success.

[Trumo]

6 hours ago, Anubis said:

Great British Getty Images

 

@shitbritishpics

 

Mark sits in a bath full of baked beans with two chips stuck up his nose and sausages strapped to his head. His stunt is intended to support the traditional fried breakfast as an important part of UK culture, which he believes is too often rejected in the press unhealthy (2003)

 

 

 

 

So his promotion of a traditional fried breakfast consists of an item you can grill, an item you shove in the oven, and an item that you heat in a pan or in the microwave. Two of these items do not belong on any breakfast. I think he's gone badly wrong and made himself look a complete berk in the process.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Bob]

13 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Looks great that.

[Bob]

Avo, eggs, mushrooms and toast. Grand.

[Jairzinho]

13 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

 

[Strontium]

50 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Avo, eggs, mushrooms and toast. Grand.

 

Seems a bit expensive.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Avo, eggs, mushrooms and toast. Grand.

Cunt abbreviation, negged. I like the Macy’s mug, though.

[Remmie]

8 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Avo, eggs, mushrooms and toast. Grand.

Scrambled egg looks really good, as do the mushrooms. Losing points for avocado cut with a blunt knife and a huge amount of real estate left on the plate. Is that one whole slice of break or a half piece and a wholemeal english muffin?

[Bob]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

Scrambled egg looks really good, as do the mushrooms. Losing points for avocado cut with a blunt knife and a huge amount of real estate left on the plate. Is that one whole slice of break or a half piece and a wholemeal english muffin?

the avocado was removed from its skin using a specific tool which slices. There’s a possibility I’ve used it wrong. Or that the fruit in question was larger than the tool is designed for.

 

the toast was a single hand cut slice of a nice seeded whole meal cob loan thing bought from Lidl bakery, cut in half.

[Curly]

Mrs Curly treated me to a night away at Shrigley Hall in Cheshire for Father’s Day. Been quality spending some time just us. Food has been great and about to tuck into this, which I’m optimistic about. Let battle commence…

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Curly said:

Mrs Curly treated me to a night away at Shrigley Hall in Cheshire for Father’s Day. Been quality spending some time just us. Food has been great and about to tuck into this, which I’m optimistic about. Let battle commence…

Nice cup of brown milk

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, Remmie said:

 a huge amount of real estate left on the plate. 

 

It's set up for the sausages and bacon.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Curly said:

Mrs Curly treated me to a night away at Shrigley Hall in Cheshire for Father’s Day. Been quality spending some time just us. Food has been great and about to tuck into this, which I’m optimistic about. Let battle commence…

 

Is that Mrs Curly's way of telling you it's over? 

 

Bacon looks nice...... I'm struggling here 

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Nice cup of brown milk

Self inflicted as well. There was no spoon at the tea station and I couldn’t find one nearby so jibbed the tea bags off too soon. Mrs Curly appeared seconds later with a spoon too. Patience is a virtue or something