What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Barrington Womble]

The breakfast nightmare continues. I just took one of those sausage burger things in a bun. British airways lounge, terminal 5 Heathrow. It was better than yesterday though. 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

The breakfast nightmare continues. I just took one of those sausage burger things in a bun. British airways lounge, terminal 5 Heathrow. It was better than yesterday though. 

 

 

Sausage Burger’s can fuck right off. There’s too much cross pollination going on in the breakfast game. 
 

You’ll be dipping your toast in a black pudding egg next. 
 

Have a safe flight. 
 

Whatever you do, stay away from the grits they serve at breakfast in some godforsaken backwaters of that joint over the pond. A disgusting state of affairs, which make me question whether they are ready for this Independence they keep banging on about. 

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

The breakfast nightmare continues. I just took one of those sausage burger things in a bun. British airways lounge, terminal 5 Heathrow. It was better than yesterday though. 

 

 

 

If ever there was an image that portrayed the rest of the world's view of British cuisine this is it.

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

The breakfast nightmare continues. I just took one of those sausage burger things in a bun. British airways lounge, terminal 5 Heathrow. It was better than yesterday though. 

 

 

Seems like quite a big portion, to be fair.

[El Rojo]

4 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

The breakfast nightmare continues. I just took one of those sausage burger things in a bun. British airways lounge, terminal 5 Heathrow. It was better than yesterday though. 

 

 

 

Always wondered what the Joy Division song 'Atrocity Exhibition' was about.  Cheers for clearing it up. 

[an tha]

1 hour ago, El Rojo said:

 

Always wondered what the Joy Division song 'Atrocity Exhibition' was about.  Cheers for clearing it up. 

Airports with doors open wide
Where people had paid to eat the shite inside
For entertainment they watch a sausage twitch
Behind the flies it says, "I still exist"

 

This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside

 

Those hash browns, destroy your insides
The eggs a minute took from your life
But the sickness is drowned by weak tea
Pray to God, make it quick, watch them fall

 

This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside

This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside

 

You'll see the horrors of a cunt of plate
Meet the architects of shite face to face
See food poisoning on a scale you've never seen
And all the ones who flood there plates with beans

 

This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside

 

And the scran looks like its been swept up from the floor
A suicidal Bazza steps up for some more
Oh the horror thats stacked up on his plate

It's a horror to which i can't relate.

 

Take my hand and i'll show you salmonella B....

 

 

[El Rojo]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

Airports with doors open wide
Where people had paid to eat the shite inside
For entertainment they watch a sausage twitch
Behind the flies it says, "I still exist"

 

This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside

 

Those hash browns, destroy your insides
The eggs a minute took from your life
But the sickness is drowned by weak tea
Pray to God, make it quick, watch them fall

 

This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside

This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside

 

You'll see the horrors of a cunt of plate
Meet the architects of shite face to face
See food poisoning on a scale you've never seen
And all the ones who flood there plates with beans

 

This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside
This is the way, step inside

 

And the scran looks like its been swept up from the floor
A suicidal Bazza steps up for some more
Oh the horror thats stacked up on his plate

It's a horror to which i can't relate.

 

Take my hand and i'll show you salmonella B....

 

 

Haha! Ivor Novello Award level stuff.

[Mook]

The Who done a decent fry up related song...

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

9 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Sausage Burger’s can fuck right off. There’s too much cross pollination going on in the breakfast game. 
 

You’ll be dipping your toast in a black pudding egg next. 
 

Have a safe flight. 
 

Whatever you do, stay away from the grits they serve at breakfast in some godforsaken backwaters of that joint over the pond. A disgusting state of affairs, which make me question whether they are ready for this Independence they keep banging on about. 

I'm hoping for a good breakfast on Sunday. I'll probably pop down the pub for the Fulham game and get a fry up with it - decent for over here, black and white pudding last time I was there. 

[Barrington Womble]

The breakfasts are looking up. This was a cracker and better than I expected. Good sausage, bacon, white & black pudding and a double yoker egg thrown in for good measure. I'd give this an 8 normally, but I'm making it 9 with the double yoker. I even enjoyed the muffin. $17 AJ Hudson, Chicago.  

 

 

[Bob]

18 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

The breakfasts are looking up. This was a cracker and better than I expected. Good sausage, bacon, white & black pudding and a double yoker egg thrown in for good measure. I'd give this an 8 normally, but I'm making it 9 with the double yoker. I even enjoyed the muffin. $17 AJ Hudson, Chicago.  

 

 

They accidentally served you potatoes though. Which is a shame.

[YorkshireRed]

18 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

The breakfasts are looking up. This was a cracker and better than I expected. Good sausage, bacon, white & black pudding and a double yoker egg thrown in for good measure. I'd give this an 8 normally, but I'm making it 9 with the double yoker. I even enjoyed the muffin. $17 AJ Hudson, Chicago.  

 

 

It looks nice but those egg yolks seem the wrong shade of yellow. Probably due to them being American chickens rather than proper ones. 

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

They accidentally served you potatoes though. Which is a shame.

When the worst thing that happens on an American breakfast are some nicely seasoned potatoes, I think you're doing pretty well. 

 

 

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

It looks nice but those egg yolks seem the wrong shade of yellow. Probably due to them being American chickens rather than proper ones. 

They were pretty delicious actually. Which surprised me. 

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

It looks nice but those egg yolks seem the wrong shade of yellow. Probably due to them being American chickens rather than proper ones. 

It is because they actually see sunlight.

[YorkshireRed]

Not mine, nicked of FB.
 

A lad I know has taken his bird to the Redbeck Motel, featured in the Red Riding Novels by David Peace, for breakfast as she’d never been. 

 

Fuck knows how much it costs these days, but the breakfast hasn’t changed much since I used to frequent the place twenty five years ago. 
 

Many a drunken night out ended up there, and it was the starting point for several ‘lads’ trips away. 
 

Absolute shit hole in my day. A magnificent place.

 

 

[Mudface]

37 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Not mine, nicked of FB.
 

A lad I know has taken his bird to the Redbeck Motel, featured in the Red Riding Novels by David Peace, for breakfast as she’d never been. 

 

Fuck knows how much it costs these days, but the breakfast hasn’t changed much since I used to frequent the place twenty five years ago. 
 

Many a drunken night out ended up there, and it was the starting point for several ‘lads’ trips away. 
 

Absolute shit hole in my day. A magnificent place.

 

 

 

Horrible way to say 'I'm going to split up with you.'

[Chip Butty]

47 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Not mine, nicked of FB.
 

A lad I know has taken his bird to the Redbeck Motel, featured in the Red Riding Novels by David Peace, for breakfast as she’d never been. 

 

Fuck knows how much it costs these days, but the breakfast hasn’t changed much since I used to frequent the place twenty five years ago. 
 

Many a drunken night out ended up there, and it was the starting point for several ‘lads’ trips away. 
 

Absolute shit hole in my day. A magnificent place.

 

 

 

Thats the first openly transsexual breakfast I think I've ever seen.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Not mine, nicked of FB.
 

A lad I know has taken his bird to the Redbeck Motel, featured in the Red Riding Novels by David Peace, for breakfast as she’d never been. 

 

Fuck knows how much it costs these days, but the breakfast hasn’t changed much since I used to frequent the place twenty five years ago. 
 

Many a drunken night out ended up there, and it was the starting point for several ‘lads’ trips away. 
 

Absolute shit hole in my day. A magnificent place.

 

 

“Tell me you’re from Bolton without telling me you’re from Bolton”

[YorkshireRed]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

“Tell me you’re from Bolton without telling me you’re from Bolton”

Robin Hood was born where I’m from. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Robin Hood was born where I’m from. 

 

He used to just be called "Robin" one name like a Brazilian. Then he got caught eating that brekkie and had to wear a hood. Not many people know that. 

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Not mine, nicked of FB.
 

A lad I know has taken his bird to the Redbeck Motel, featured in the Red Riding Novels by David Peace, for breakfast as she’d never been. 

 

Fuck knows how much it costs these days, but the breakfast hasn’t changed much since I used to frequent the place twenty five years ago. 
 

Many a drunken night out ended up there, and it was the starting point for several ‘lads’ trips away. 
 

Absolute shit hole in my day. A magnificent place.

 

 

I’m shaking with anger. I hope your mate gets murdered by a Polar Bear.

[Bjornebye]

On 31/12/2016 at 12:06, Carvalho Diablo said:

And what's up with a plate ?

Hahahaha erm ….

[Carvalho Diablo]

£8.20 Cook's Corner Cafe

 

They had no black pudding so gave me an extra sausage. The homemade bread / toast was fantastic.

 

Tasted great but the coffee was rank.

[Bjornebye]

They serve their food with a goblet of cocaine so you don't feel embarassed not eating any of it 

 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

And the mushrooms tasted lovely.