What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

A couple of interesting quirks from the Russians at our hotel, one of them was putting butter and raisins in their coffee, another fella order a pint of half lager half cappuccino,  and another had half lager half red wine.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

A couple of interesting quirks from the Russians at our hotel, one of them was putting butter and raisins in their coffee, another fella order a pint of half lager half cappuccino,  and another had half lager half red wine.

The lager and red wine fella could put a ciggy out in his pint and it will still be more appealing than that fucking breakfast you got 

[TheHowieLama]

14 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Full English Cyprus €8.99. The toast was as white as anything I've ever seen yet at the same time broke like a cracker, which was a cute touch.

 

7 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

The title could be “Stig in search of a dump”

 

That occurred to me at 5 am when I was having yet another nocturnal piss. 

Belongs here - it's shite:

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

33 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

A couple of interesting quirks from the Russians at our hotel, one of them was putting butter and raisins in their coffee, another fella order a pint of half lager half cappuccino,  and another had half lager half red wine.

If you want revolting, try Vietnamese egg coffee. I did. Once.

[Carvalho Diablo]

A late breakfast:

 

Branston beans & sausages with 3 fried eggs, strong cheddar and saracha hot sauce.

 

The plate is for Tony.

 

[Jairzinho]

[Bob]

On 03/10/2021 at 11:45, belarus said:

£5.95. Just fuck off, the lot of you.

 

 

Get the toast back in for another minute and you’ve got yourself a smasher. Nice job. 
 

a bigger plate to give everything a bit of room to exist, and a China mug for your brew, and you’d be fully set.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

A late breakfast:

 

Branston beans & sausages with 3 fried eggs, strong cheddar and saracha hot sauce.

 

The plate is for Tony.

 

Wh.a.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

another plate to put the edible stuff on, and a China mug for your brew, and you’d be fully set.

Agree.

[Jairzinho]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Lifey's toast looks almost done there.

[Boss]

Haha is that baked beans on untoasted bread? What the fuck Shep!

[Tony Moanero]

On 03/10/2021 at 11:45, belarus said:

£5.95. Just fuck off, the lot of you.

 

 

No picture of Mrs Belarus today? I’m not surprised, given the state of that!

[Tony Moanero]

Double post.

[Tony Moanero]

Balls, triple post. Impatient sod, me.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

A late breakfast:

 

Branston beans & sausages with 3 fried eggs, strong cheddar and saracha hot sauce.

 

The plate is for Tony.

 

Fucking hell, mismatched knife and fork? Come on, Shep, you’re better than this! I had to rep you, though. That knife reminds me of visiting my great aunt for Sunday dinner, the best part of forty years ago.

[lifetime fan]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Balls, triple post. Impatient sod, me.

Me thinks you’re a fan of Mrs Belarus. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

Me thinks you’re a fan of Mrs Belarus. 

Well, given her absence today, she obviously has better taste than Belarus. I’m thinking of sticking him on ignore.

[Carvalho Diablo]

21 minutes ago, Boss said:

Haha is that baked beans on untoasted bread? What the fuck Shep!

My toaster had been fine tuned for crumpets so I just dialled the timer back a few notches and it all sort of went tits up! Tasted great though.

[Carvalho Diablo]

15 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Fucking hell, mismatched knife and fork? Come on, Shep, you’re better than this! I had to rep you, though. That knife reminds me of visiting my great aunt for Sunday dinner, the best part of forty years ago.

That's very intuitive of you mate. It's a 50 odd year old butter knife, one of a pair I have remaining from when my mam and dad were married 53 years ago.

 

I just grabbed it and the fork from the drainer cos they were handy and I was starving. No pissing about.

 

Manero -butter knife connisseur.

[JagSquared]

4 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

A late breakfast:

 

Branston beans & sausages with 3 fried eggs, strong cheddar and saracha hot sauce.

 

The plate is for Tony.

 

I mean the bread terrible in its own right but are you also trying to pass off the hot dogs you got in the tinned beans as actual sausages? 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

I mean the bread terrible in its own right but are you also trying to pass off the hot dogs you got in the tinned beans as actual sausages? 

A next doors run over cat as 3 fried eggs 

[YorkshireRed]

5 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

A late breakfast:

 

Branston beans & sausages with 3 fried eggs, strong cheddar and saracha hot sauce.

 

The plate is for Tony.

 

Looks like some nut job slasher has rightly attacked this breakfast and discovered that the eggs bleed.

 

The bleeding eggs are far from the worst thing on display here. 
 

An additional point off for eating at your desk. That kind of nonsense is for the olden days. 
 

-1/10.

[TheHowieLama]

37 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

the hot dogs you got in the tinned beans as actual sausages? 

Branston sausages.

[Carvalho Diablo]

50 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

I mean the bread terrible in its own right but are you also trying to pass off the hot dogs you got in the tinned beans as actual sausages? 

Haha, nope.

[Anubis]

On 02/10/2021 at 11:18, an tha said: