Crooks; what a penis.

[Markmywords]

Did anyone else see Garth Crooks prove to the world what a petulant childish twat he really is on final score on saturday afternoon?

 

It was a real 'did that just happen' moment.

 

For those of you that we at the match, here's a quick overview.

 

Crooks & Bright were disagreeing about the Adebayor celebration. Bright had a right old bee in his bonnet about not winding up opposing fans, Crooks thought it was fine considering the shit he'd been getting.

 

No problem with that, if anything I agreed with the silly old twat up until that point.

 

Then Brighty said 'sorry Garth I disagree with you there, you can't react like that when you're a professional footballer' and Crooks immediately said words along the lines of ' oh well was elbowing a fellow pro and breaking his nose in an FA cup final the way you should behave then Mark?'

 

He sat there looking all proud of himself, Bright was stunned into silence, Keown pissed himself like a deranged monkey and Yorath quickly cut to credits.

 

As funny as it was, I've rarely seen anything as childish and unprofessional from a pundit on air. How is this man still a football pundit?

[Liverpool lad]

Did anyone else see Garth Crooks prove to the world what a petulant childish twat he really is on final score on saturday afternoon?

 

It was a real 'did that just happen' moment.

 

For those of you that we at the match, here's a quick overview.

 

Crooks & Bright were disagreeing about the Adebayor celebration. Bright had a right old bee in his bonnet about not winding up opposing fans, Crooks thought it was fine considering the shit he'd been getting.

 

No problem with that, if anything I agreed with the silly old twat up until that point.

 

Then Brighty said 'sorry Garth I disagree with you there, you can't react like that when you're a professional footballer' and Crooks immediately said words along the lines of ' oh well was elbowing a fellow pro and breaking his nose in an FA cup final the way you should behave then Mark?'

 

He sat there looking all proud of himself, Bright was stunned into silence, Keown pissed himself like a deranged monkey and Yorath quickly cut to credits.

 

As funny as it was, I've rarely seen anything as childish and unprofessional from a pundit on air. How is this man still a football pundit?

 

That sounded quality, I wish I would have seen it.

 

When I read the title of the thread, I thought you were referring to this;

 

BBC SPORT | Football | Team of the week squad selector

 

How Gerrard never got into that I will never know, I check this most weeks and I am sure he just makes it up without really checking the facts.

[Red Phoenix]

Hahaha that rules. It's obviously stupid but he did do it to Mark Bright, and it must've been extra funny seeing Keown pissing himself in response.

[Red Mist]

Crooks is a twat alright but anyone putting the bigger twat that is Mark Bright in his place is alright by me.

 

Lineker also made a reference to Shearer's booting of Lennon's head on MOTD, which I thought was quite funny.

[Red Phoenix]

It almost sounds Alan Partridge like, would love to have seen it.

[The Party Boy]

Bright and Crooks would have a real girly fight then end up bumming. Couple of closet cases them two.

[Dr.Filth]

The man's a fuckin' loon.

Get on Richard Littlejohn's face in this clip, it's only on for a split second but it's priceless.

 

Edited September 15, 2009 by Dr.Filth
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[Best Believe It]

Crooks gets a lot of unjustified stick in my opinion. Plus Mark Bright is a collosal bell-end.

[Karl_b]

Lineker to Shearer on MOTD was class and as much as Crooks is a weapon, he's out-weaponed by Bright.

[silverlining]

Crooks gets a lot of unjustified stick in my opinion. Plus Mark Bright is a collosal bell-end.

 

 

No he doesn't, he's a fucking tool

[Steve Holt]

Dramatic reconstruction:

 

[Markmywords]

Lineker to Shearer on MOTD was class and as much as Crooks is a weapon, he's out-weaponed by Bright.

 

Bright's a bit nervous, a bit jittery and, yes, a bit weaponey but Crooks is bar far the larger penis of the two.

 

The way he slows every conversation down to introduce some kind of philisophical angle, using his hands to manipulate the air, making facial expressions that makes him look like his trying to kiss through a tennis racquet but in the end saying nothing of any punditrilogical meaning. That's the work of a penis.

[Strontium]

Garth Crooks went up a couple of notches there.

[Trumo]

The BBC are even bigger tools for having "Crooksy" and "Brighty" on the same sofa, at the same time. If they really want to settle this

 

[paddyberger15]

[Red Phoenix]

The man's a fuckin' loon.

Get on Richard Littlejohn's face in this clip, it's only on for a split second but it's priceless.

 

 

Absolutely bizarre, what the fuck was that all about?

[Guest TK-421]

Garth Crooks went up a couple of notches there.

 

Best thing he's ever done. "Brighty" is a twat.

[The Golden Eel]

Garth Crooks is an absolute moron and a total embarrassment. As far as i can see he's only on those BBC score programmes to provide a bit of laughter for the viewers. Absolute mong who tlaks UTTER SHITE

[bigal]

Crooks is the most pompous prick in sports television. He's from the 'Why use two words when you can use twenty?' school. At least they've stopped him interviewing people. Him and Claridge on Radio5Live, they're both awful

[torahboy]

Garth Crooks, like Mark Bright, both having been professional footballers whose careers took similar paths, achieving minimal success, and dropping down the divisions as their playing stock declined, before settling for employment as, for want of a better word, pundits: notwithstanding their stint in the vanguard of players of colour in the modern game who ran the whole gamut of racial hatred which they, along with others, helped to eradicate from this great game of ours, is a cunt

[Lucky Pierre]

I opened this thread expecting it to be about the size of Crooks' cock.

[Mathewbet1]

Crooks got sticky out eye balls. hands down to his kness,got get down feel his disease

[Red Phoenix]

So does anyone know why Crooks was going on about east and west coast niggaz to that guy? Looks baffling, what brought that about?

[Hooch]

Did anyone else see Garth Crooks prove to the world what a petulant childish twat he really is on final score on saturday afternoon?

 

It was a real 'did that just happen' moment.

 

For those of you that we at the match, here's a quick overview.

 

Crooks & Bright were disagreeing about the Adebayor celebration. Bright had a right old bee in his bonnet about not winding up opposing fans, Crooks thought it was fine considering the shit he'd been getting.

 

No problem with that, if anything I agreed with the silly old twat up until that point.

 

Then Brighty said 'sorry Garth I disagree with you there, you can't react like that when you're a professional footballer' and Crooks immediately said words along the lines of ' oh well was elbowing a fellow pro and breaking his nose in an FA cup final the way you should behave then Mark?'

 

He sat there looking all proud of himself, Bright was stunned into silence, Keown pissed himself like a deranged monkey and Yorath quickly cut to credits.

 

As funny as it was, I've rarely seen anything as childish and unprofessional from a pundit on air. How is this man still a football pundit?

 

Yeah, I saw that too.

To be honest I didn't really bat an eyelid though, I thought it was more of a jokey dig from Crooks, the camera panned away but I assumed they were both laughing about it?

 

Either way, they are both bad whoppers.

[RobbieOR]

 

First thoughts when opening this thread was that picture.