i'm okay...

[neko]

fell over the cat last night on the stairs and had a major tumble.

 

cracked my head, blood all over the place and i think i broke/bruised a couple of ribs.

 

wife took me to the hospital, but i remember very little except i've noticed the cat hates me now. she was out with friends and only just came home to see me in a pool of blood (and red wine, i think ?)

 

painkillers - yes.

 

i'll be here all day since the thought of standing up again doesn't appeal to me much.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Be careful. Cats are evil. That's the first attempt on assasination on it's master in a bid for freedom.

[neko]

wife is back with the drugs - yes.

[mattyq]

Have they checked for Aids? Canada's evil socialized hospital system is renowned for spreading Aids to it' victims/patients

[The Special One]

Your cat went out to visit friends after it tripped you?

[Juniper]

Serves you right for trying to stand on your cat. 'fell over' my arse

[odris]

I hate cats, a dog would have jumped down the stairs ahead of you to cushion your fall.

[neko]

alcohol was definitely a contributing factor in the case.

 

i never thought that the cat might have done it on purpose - best have him put down in case he tries again ?

 

poor guy has a limp today as well - stepped on his paw.

 

this was an outdoor stair - fell right on the concrete. surprised that my head doesn't hurt more today, but i suppose it's because my body feels like it went 15 rounds with mike tyson.

[neko]

I hate cats, a dog would have jumped down the stairs ahead of you to cushion your fall.

 

yeah, you're probably right.

 

definitely would have stuck around and licked my face

[Juniper]

This thread is bonkers

[neko]

This thread is bonkers

 

less talk / more porn

[TheBitch]

I hate cats, a dog would have jumped down the stairs ahead of you to cushion your fall.

 

Agreed.

[Bogman]

pawyour finger out then.

[neko]

fine - i'll entertain myself then.

 

doesn't anyone ever visit friends/family in hospital ?

 

 

[neko]

pretty much a constant hazard...

 

[neko]

ooooh - l ike this one.

 

 

pure evil.

[neko]

[neko]

 

[TheBitch]

Get well soon.

[The Special One]

If I fell over a cat and nearly broke my skull and ribs going down the stairs I'd be pretty freaked seeing these pictures.

[neko]

 

poor thing (funny though)

 

[TheBitch]

.

[neko]

If I fell over a cat and nearly broke my skull and ribs going down the stairs I'd be pretty freaked seeing these pictures.

 

i think i may have a concussion...

 

 

it really hurts to laugh...

 

[neko]

the winner...

 

[melons]

The only reason i'd get a dog.