Steven Seagal's wife has died...

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

In every fucking film he has made!

 

I mean, why, just why? think he has a few issues to deal with on that front.

[Josef Svejk]

Suicide, I would imagine.

[grazywalker]

I liked his film when he took on Milli Vanilli.

If his wives do die it is a fuckin good job he also cooks.

[Mendoza]

The finest piece of acting you will ever witness...

 

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[Mathewbet1]

Pony tail envy

[Mendoza]

The great man in action

 

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Probably the only time i've seen a large sausage used as a weapon.

[Victor Ganges]

I just assumed he practised his roundhouse on them.

[Melchett]

“Son of a a trunt”

[sir roger]

Was he not married to Kelly Le Brock. ? - in real life I mean.

 

( Brave girl to accept with Steven's track record with spouses !! )

[gkmacca]

Kelly became a bloater because of the strain of living with such a bad actor. Then she left him and bought a mirror, and became an even bigger bloater.

[dirty_sanchez]

His wife didn't die in Under Siege. Or Under Siege 2. Or that one with DMX.

 

In fact, I think this might be a bit of a not true thread.

[gkmacca]

Actually being in a position to know what happened in a Seagal movie is embarrassing.

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

Actually being in a position to know what happened in a Seagal movie is embarrassing.

 

 

 

Destroying my childhood fantasies ought to be a negging offence. But I'll let you off for the photo on the left. Concentrating very hard, I can almost blank the fat photo out...

[Flying Pig]

Steven takes one for his family:

 

[Stu Monty]

I thought you meant his real wife. I ought to neg you, for making waste the time I spent thinking about an ace gag about her being killed by shards of ceramic that came from the microwave, but as I was having a piss and multi-tasking at the time I'll let you off. Just this once.

[Stouffer]

Thunderbox

[Josef Svejk]

Beer goggles to the left. Sad reality to the right.

 

[fowler9]

i would do her anyway