Shittest Hollywood Actor

[Unrighteous]

Colin Farrell's boss in In Bruges.

 

True, but I already had vowed to never pay money to see a film that he's in... so I didn't see it for ages.

[Tocky Mo]

The contest is over as I open the Golden Envelope and hand it to Gwynnie to announce that the Shittest Actor Ever, in Any Part Remotely Requiring Acting Ability is.......

JIM CARREY! A Tosser of immense magnitude and a face in need of a good kicking. (Thunderous applause, Dame Judi in tears, Jon Stewart grasping Whoopi Goldberg by the throat, slow fade as JC is wheeled out on a sack truck to be ceremoniously dissected with a samurai sword weilded by Danny de Vito and Elizabeth Taylor)

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Have you seen In Bruges brother? It's a maginficent film

[Strontium]

Including Ice Cube?

 

Go on, when?

 

 

I thought Ice Cube was good in Three Kings.

[sparta7]

I thought Ice Cube was good in Three Kings.

 

Hmmm...I'l revisit that one.

 

I saw him in "Anaconda" and "Are We There Yet?" though ( I took my kids) and he absolutely stunk.

[Unrighteous]

Hmmm...I'l revisit that one.

 

I saw him in "Anaconda" and "Are We There Yet?" though ( I took my kids) and he absolutely stunk.

 

How about Boys n' the Hood? He was ace in that.

[sparta7]

How about Boys n' the Hood? He was ace in that.

 

Didnt see that.....oh fuck it I give up, take Ice Cube off the list.

[Unrighteous]

Didnt see that.....oh fuck it I give up, take Ice Cube off the list.

 

Put that film on your list to watch.

[dave u]

Hugh Grant, followed by Jack Nicholson, the fucking prick. Hate him and his shit films. Keane Reeves can't act for shit, he's completely wooden, but he's done some decent films so I can tolerate him.

 

If I had time I'd go back through this thread and neg the shit out of all the Statham bashers.

[Tocky Mo]

In Bruges - a true gem. Brendan Gleeson totally believeble. And the nastiest person of restricted growth since Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky

[Kevin D]

If Matthew Mcgona(whatever) had not been awesome in "a time to kill", he'd have to be right at the head of the list.

[Remmie]

Jase hating is really wack. Who honestly does not want to watch Crank 2?

 

JASE!

[Section_31]

Statham made a cameo appearance in Collateral as "the transporter", delivering Vincent's work-ups.

 

It's one of my all time favourite films, so for that reason alone - I'm in.

 

[James Dean]

Colin Farrell. Pretentious little shit.

[The Special One]

All tween seducing bastards. They need to die.

 

 

 

 

[OmarVizquel]

All tween seducing bastards. They need to die.

 

But that also includes John Travolta (Pulp Fiction), Leo DiCaprio (Blood Diamond/Departed), Johnny Depp, and The Fonz.

[Herp McDerp]

Hugh Grant, followed by Jack Nicholson, the fucking prick. Hate him and his shit films. Keane Reeves can't act for shit, he's completely wooden, but he's done some decent films so I can tolerate him.

 

If I had time I'd go back through this thread and neg the shit out of all the Statham bashers.

 

 

I'll be doing it soon, have negged to many peoples in the last 24 hours, how any man in his right mind can put Statham in the same category as pricks like Grant and Farrel is beyond my comprehension. For all of you Statham hating pricks, go and watch Snatch. Pricks.

[The Dude Abides]

 

Gurning one note annoying fuck.

 

I'd have Will-you not go away already-Ferrel in the same boat, but at least he gave us Ron Burgundy and Mugatu before turning into a gimp.

[Herp McDerp]

 

I'd have Will-you not go away already-Ferrel in the same boat, but at least he gave us Ron Burgundy and Mugatu before turning into a gimp.

 

You are on thin fuckin ice matey.

[Unrighteous]

I'll be doing it soon, have negged to many peoples in the last 24 hours, how any man in his right mind can put Statham in the same category as pricks like Grant and Farrel is beyond my comprehension. For all of you Statham hating pricks, go and watch Snatch. Pricks.

 

Pre-emptive neg.

[The Dude Abides]

You are on thin fuckin ice matey.

 

How so? What he's done the last five years that can be considered anything other than turd??

 

Like i said, Mugatu, Burgundy, excellent comedy. And for that he doesn't go up on the wall.

[Chocoholic]

The contest is over as I open the Golden Envelope and hand it to Gwynnie to announce that the Shittest Actor Ever, in Any Part Remotely Requiring Acting Ability is.......

JIM CARREY! A Tosser of immense magnitude and a face in need of a good kicking. (Thunderous applause, Dame Judi in tears, Jon Stewart grasping Whoopi Goldberg by the throat, slow fade as JC is wheeled out on a sack truck to be ceremoniously dissected with a samurai sword weilded by Danny de Vito and Elizabeth Taylor)

 

 

People of the GF... We have a winner!

 

Mr one trick rubber face, himself!

[Herp McDerp]

Pre-emptive neg.

 

 

When I do neg you it's not a revenge neg cos I said it first. Technically, this does however make you a revenge negger.

 

Tit, and a revenge negging tit at that.

[Unrighteous]

When I do neg you it's not a revenge neg cos I said it first. Technically, this does however make you a revenge negger.

 

Tit.

 

Nope. You were toying with the neg. I negged. Therefore, your neg will be a revenge neg.

[Herp McDerp]

Nope. You were toying with the neg. I negged. Therefore, your neg will be a revenge neg.

 

 

Deny it all you want, a little bit inside you died when you did that didn't it?