Gary Neville is the number one prick in football

[rargh]

He should concentrate on not letting his bird get shagged by taxi driver's rather than gardening.

 

That's my opinion anyway.

 

Didn't his ex bin him off for an electrician or something?

[Pdool]

Didn't his ex bin him off for an electrician or something?

 

Fuck knows mate. It's all a bit sketchy now but I seem to remember Beckham going round to give Neville's bird a pep talk.*

 

 

 

It didn't work.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Allegedly

[Kennys_spell]

I think if that was Carra and it was LFC the reactions might be different.

 

Neville is a cunt, mind.

 

But it wasn't - and they're not.

[hamstrung]

But it wasn't - and they're not.

 

But it is

 

 

and you are

 

[ToxtethTerror]

If you take away his hatred of us and that he is part of our greatest rivals...

 

You have to respect him, he on limited talent played in some of the greatest United teams in history. He has also played and captained hus club and country and loves his football club. He is also a Manc born and bred playing for his local side living the dream. For a nuetral what is there to hate?

 

He loves the Mancs more than Carra loves us, Carra was a blue too and changes sides!

[Wor Horse]

If you take away his hatred of us and that he is part of our greatest rivals...

 

You have to respect him, he on limited talent played in some of the greatest United teams in history. He has also played and captained hus club and country and loves his football club. He is also a Manc born and bred playing for his local side living the dream. For a nuetral what is there to hate?

 

He loves the Mancs more than Carra loves us, Carra was a blue too and changes sides!

 

Take away the mass murder and genocide and hitler had a spiffing moustache.

[Vincent Vega]

The only way you would know that I support the reds if you stepped foot in my house apart from my dvd/video collection would be this framed picture on the wall:

 

 

I don't understand grown men who go the pub to watch the match in their replica shirt or people who feel the need to cover their car in tacky stickers. Half these cocks who live by me have never been to Anfield in their lives and live 35 minutes from the ground. It's not just reds either it applies to both Everton and the Mancs where I live (Runcorn).

[odris]

I would live there. Cunt.

[joeyk]

Didn't his ex bin him off for an electrician or something?

 

Smart girl. Sounds like a bright spark.

[dennis tooth]

Slugs to his memorial.

[Anubis]

If you take away his hatred of us and that he is part of our greatest rivals...

 

You have to respect him, he on limited talent played in some of the greatest United teams in history. He has also played and captained hus club and country and loves his football club. He is also a Manc born and bred playing for his local side living the dream. For a nuetral what is there to hate?

 

He loves the Mancs more than Carra loves us, Carra was a blue too and changes sides!

No Rash, there is no way you are going to be allowed to say anything complimentary about this cunt ever. Wash your mouth out, or wash your typing fingers, or something....

[Manny]

His celebrations when cuntlips scored against us in the last minute a few years ago, when he ran the full length of the field to celebrate on his own in front of our fans summed him up for me. He defines his mancness on how much he hates us, and acts like that are a transparent attempt to curry favour with the mob. He's a performing seal crossed with a pantomime villain and as such, I feel no real hatred for him. I dislike him intensely, but the real bile is saved for the more insidious fuckers sharing his dressing room.

[23_Carra_Gold]

If you take away his hatred of us and that he is part of our greatest rivals...

 

You have to respect him, he on limited talent played in some of the greatest United teams in history. He has also played and captained hus club and country and loves his football club. He is also a Manc born and bred playing for his local side living the dream. For a nuetral what is there to hate?

 

He loves the Mancs more than Carra loves us, Carra was a blue too and changes sides!

 

I don't respect any of the 60,000 dickheads inside the Theatre of Shite every other Saturday and given the fact that he is simply one of them on the pitch, I don't respect him either. Then factor in all that other shite you mentioned, and I fucking hate him.

 

Fuck off comparing Carra to that fucking no mark. In 20 years I'll tell my kids tales of Carra, how he constantly made unbelievable last ditch tackles and played 30 minutes in Istanbul with cramp and defended heroically. What would a Manc say about Gary Fritzl? "Oh err back when we used to win stuff we had this ugly cunt at Full Back. He was dead into us and all but he couldn't defend, or attack, had no pace either. We let him captain us for a while but told him he had to pretend to be injured for 2 years or we'd fuck him off. He was also the only grown man to have bumfluff on his top lip. Come to think of it, he was a bellend."

[rargh]

His celebrations when cuntlips scored against us in the last minute a few years ago, when he ran the full length of the field to celebrate on his own in front of our fans summed him up for me. He defines his mancness on how much he hates us, and acts like that are a transparent attempt to curry favour with the mob. He's a performing seal crossed with a pantomime villain and as such, I feel no real hatred for him. I dislike him intensely, but the real bile is saved for the more insidious fuckers sharing his dressing room.

 

Or in April 2000, when Utd played Sunderland at OT and there was a minute's silence which was shouted over by the Utd fans. A certain rat-faced weasel was alleged to have been caught on camera smirking at the chanting.

 

Or during Euro 2000 when Beckham got some out of order treatment from the fans coming off the pitch after the Portugal game. Neville was straight to the press telling anyone who'd listen that every one of the sick remarks were uttered by Liverpool fans.

 

Neville is nothing like "Man Utd's Carra." Carragher is worth ten of Neville and wouldn't even dream of lowering himself to his level to curry favour with the fans.

[RoboRiise]

[WaltonRed]

Who's arsed?

 

He's a manc and he hates scousers.

 

I'm a scouser and I hate mancs.

 

Thats all there is too it.

[Kennys_spell]

But it is

 

 

and you are

 

 

Oh wow - you've made a silly statement and backed it up with PICTURES - how am I ever going to recover from that.

 

The negging for showing you up was the final bit of class there. Bravo.

[hamstrung]

Oh wow - you've made a silly statement and backed it up with PICTURES - how am I ever going to recover from that.

 

The negging for showing you up was the final bit of class there. Bravo.

 

Oh wow - another humourless TWAT.

[109_ultra]

The only bush he should concentrate on tending to is his ma's the orrible little runt.

[Kennys_spell]

Oh wow - another humourless TWAT.

 

Aye, how I wish my humour matched your OOT humour.

 

How will I recover?

[hamstrung]

OOT?

 

You're an odd chap, aren't you?

 

I can't imagine there is any possibility of recovery from such an extreme level of dullness. You are stuck being repellent by the looks of it. Gary Neville probably has a similar problem, ironically enough.

[gkmacca]

 

Jingle-jangle, heh heh heh, now then, now then, here's the run down again from ten to one:

 

At 10: Robbie Savage & The Graham Poll Singers with 'Love Me, Love My Log'

At 9: Robin Van Persie with 'Love Me, I've Just killed Your Dog'

At 8: Igor Biscan and Fatboy Slim with 'You've Cum a Long Way, Baby'

At 7: Arsene Wenger & MC Hammer with 'Can't See This'

At 6: Harry Redknapp with 'Is This the Way to Bait Capello?'

At 5: Cesc Fabregas with 'Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Spitini'

At 4: Wayne Rooney & the St Winifred's School Choir with 'Grandma'

At 3:Gary Neville & Beck with 'Loser'

At 2:Cristiano Ronaldo with 'I Fall at Your Feet'

And at Number one - oh-oh-ohaohaohaohaooooo! - it's:

Slur Alex Ferguson with 'Red Red Whine'

[Fugitive]

In other News, Adolf Hitler was branded a very Naughty Boy by the Israeli Government earlier today.

[Fugitive]

 

Jingle-jangle, heh heh heh, now then, now then, here's the run down again from ten to one:

 

At 10: Robbie Savage & The Graham Poll Singers with 'Love Me, Love My Log'

At 9: Robin Van Persie with 'Love Me, I've Just killed Your Dog'

At 8: Igor Biscan and Fatboy Slim with 'You've Cum a Long Way, Baby'

At 7: Arsene Wenger & MC Hammer with 'Can't See This'

At 6: Harry Redknapp with 'Is This the Way to Bait Capello?'

At 5: Cesc Fabregas with 'Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Spitini'

At 4: Wayne Rooney & the St Winifred's School Choir with 'Grandma'

At 3:Gary Neville & Beck with 'Loser'

At 2:Cristiano Ronaldo with 'I Fall at Your Feet'

And at Number one - oh-oh-ohaohaohaohaooooo! - it's:

Slur Alex Ferguson with 'Red Red Whine'

 

That is fan-fucking-tastic.

 

You are one seriously funny Man.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

If you take away his hatred of us and that he is part of our greatest rivals...

 

You have to respect him, he on limited talent played in some of the greatest United teams in history. He has also played and captained hus club and country and loves his football club. He is also a Manc born and bred playing for his local side living the dream. For a nuetral what is there to hate?

 

He loves the Mancs more than Carra loves us, Carra was a blue too and changes sides!

 

 

He isn't, he's from Bury

 

It's the equivalent of someone born in Whiston trying to too hard to act Scouse and coming across as a nob.

 

Then again, United aren't based in Manchester either I suppose it's a good fit.