Liverpool v Portsomouth

[sh#t waffle]

This attempt at a wind up by David Nugent tickled me somewhat. Rafa, that's your teamtalk right there. It should go..

"Nugent is fat, slow, looks about 47 and has been completely found out at this level. I wouldn't even bother marking him."

 

But anyhoo, my team would be...

 

Pepe

Aurelio

Carra

Sami

Arbeloa

Kewell

Gerrard

Xabi

Babel

Torres

Dirk

[sh#t waffle]

Portsomouth? Doofus.

[Randy Marsh]

shame you'll be in bournmouth playing for the reserves then you fat useless blueshite cunt.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

shame you'll be in bournmouth playing for the reserves then you fat useless blueshite cunt.

 

:D :D :D

[05 Milan]

ha ha, that's pretty funny

[Mr T]

4-3-3

 

----------Reina-------

-Arbeloa-Carra-Sami--Aurellio

 

-Mascher--Gerrard---Lucas

 

--Benni---Torres----Babel

 

Let's fucking batter these.

[Paco]

portsomouth then. Todays draw has reinvigorated me some what after a pretty horrendous week of liverpool football.

 

------------------------------Reina------------------------------------

 

Arbeloa--------------Carragher---------Hyypia----------------------Riise

 

 

Gerrard--------------Mascherano--------Alonso--------------------Kewell

 

 

----------------------Torres------------Babel-------------------------

[STARDELTA]

This attempt at a wind up by David Nugent tickled me somewhat. Rafa, that's your teamtalk right there. It should go..

"Nugent is fat, slow, looks about 47 and has been completely found out at this level. I wouldn't even bother marking him."

 

But anyhoo, my team would be...

 

Pepe

Aurelio

Carra

Sami

Arbeloa

Kewell

Gerrard

Xabi

Babel

Torres

Dirk

 

I think its about our best at the moment but I think we need to buy another £10 million striker as Dirk does not look likely to score more than 10 goals a season and torres isnt going to score in every match.

[Ted]

David Nugget there. Twat.

[Faustus]

An Evertonian calling a game against us a cup final? Well I never...

[Sut]

Mong.

[RedKnight]

Who is David Nugent? Is he a footballer? I've never heard of him.

[Ted]

Who is David Nugent? Is he a footballer? I've never heard of him.

 

You may have seen him at your local tanning salon.

[RedKnight]

This tan is ALL natural baby.

[Ted]

This tan is ALL natural baby.

 

All natural? Sure thing Guido.

[RedKnight]

All natural? Sure thing Guido.

 

Guido's don't have boss long hair like me. You're wrong there, Ted. Doesn't your hair have some highlights in it or am I mistaken?

[Ted]

Guido's don't have boss long hair like me. You're wrong there, Ted. Doesn't your hair have some highlights in it or am I mistaken?

 

You, sir are hugely mistaken. My hair is all natural, all blonde, all glorious. None of that dye shite for this boy, nosiree.

[RedKnight]

Guido.

[Ted]

Guido.

 

Jealous.

[RedKnight]

Not with this hair.

 

*Flicks hair back, Ginola style*

[Red Nick]

My team

 

--------------Pepe---------------------

Finnan-------Carra------Hypia-----Arbeloa

Yossi--------Stevie-----Javier-----Kewell

-------------Babel-----Torres------------

 

Rafa's team

 

same as but Kuyt for babel and Riise for Finnan

[Rashid]

I'd pick the following side and keep it game after game.

 

--------------Pepe---------------------

Finnan-------Carra------Hyppia-----Arbeloa

Stevie-------Alonso-----Javier-----Kewell

-------------Babel-----Torres------------

 

I know I have Gerrard on the right, I'd ask him to play there and promise that we will get a decent winger once and for all in the summer..... I simply do not trust any of our wingers to be honest.

[Best Believe It]

I'd pick the following side and keep it game after game.

 

--------------Pepe---------------------

Finnan-------Carra------Hyppia-----Arbeloa

Stevie-------Alonso-----Javier-----Kewell

-------------Babel-----Torres------------

 

I know I have Gerrard on the right, I'd ask him to play there and promise that we will get a decent winger once and for all in the summer..... I simply do not trust any of our wingers to be honest.

 

How about just telling him to play there seeing as you'd be his boss?

 

Sorry, couldn't resist. I'd quite like Babel and Torres to be given a chance together up front but I think Rafa is bringing on Ryan well at the moment. So maybe Torres and Voronin?

[StevieH]

Babel must play now. He has been carefully nurtured along by Rafa & is now ready. Babel has more ability in his right toe than Crouch, Kuyt & Voronin.

[King Emlyn]

Babel must play now. He has been carefully nurtured along by Rafa & is now ready. Babel has more ability in his right toe than Crouch, Kuyt & Voronin.

 

Nah