AC Slatering

[Unrighteous]

I have no tank on the back of my 'throne' so I can't AC Slater it correctly. Stupid build into wall toilet! =(

[stringvest]

I have no tank on the back of my 'throne' so I can't AC Slater it correctly. Stupid build into wall toilet! =(

 

That's no good. That's just a 'sulk shit' in those circumstances.

[El Rojo]

I'm trying it in my local pub's toilet tonight.

 

With the stall door unlocked for an added buzz.

[RJ Fan club]

My experience:

 

Needed to poop pretty badly so just dropped my strides and mounted AC style. Didn't consider that this would pin my legs back but by then it was too late. Let rip and the poop bobsleighed down the pan making a big poop splash soaking my hand which were keeping my pigs in check. Got the main load out there and had to switch position as I felt like I was in the walls of Jericho. After finishing off the last reminants my bowel could muster I went to wipe the filthiest poop whole in the history of browning out using the best part of a roll of toilet paper. Somewhat appropriate considering the shirt I was wearing:

 

Then I quickly texted Smithy to tell him of my news. Despite mainly negatives I will be trying this again.

 

 

A man with your size of pigs should never attempt AC Slatering, toilets should come with a Remmie warning.

[El Rojo]

This brother made two critical mistakes - door unlocked, kecks not removed.

 

 

 

[CrouchieBoy]

This brother made two critical mistakes - door unlocked, kecks not removed.

 

 

 

 

wait.. wtf

 

this brotha obviously fails hard at A.C. Slatering... either that or he isnt shitting which is even worse

[CrouchieBoy]

My experience:

 

Needed to poop pretty badly so just dropped my strides and mounted AC style. Didn't consider that this would pin my legs back but by then it was too late. Let rip and the poop bobsleighed down the pan making a big poop splash soaking my hand which were keeping my pigs in check. Got the main load out there and had to switch position as I felt like I was in the walls of Jericho. After finishing off the last reminants my bowel could muster I went to wipe the filthiest poop whole in the history of browning out using the best part of a roll of toilet paper. Somewhat appropriate considering the shirt I was wearing:

 

Then I quickly texted Smithy to tell him of my news. Despite mainly negatives I will be trying this again.

 

in tears over here... *standing ovation for Remmie*

[El Rojo]

My experience:

 

 

 

Then I quickly texted Smithy to tell him of my news. Despite mainly negatives I will be trying this again.

 

That's some hugely commendable dedication to the cause right there.

[Elmyn Noos]

Whilst varying one's posture over the porcelain is always going to be amusing, I feel obliged to point out that Saved by the Bell was about as funny as cot death.

[Karl_b]

Whilst varying one's posture over the porcelain is always going to be amusing, I feel obliged to point out that Saved by the Bell was about as funny as cot death.

 

Preppy.

[El Rojo]

Whilst varying one's posture over the porcelain is always going to be amusing, I feel obliged to point out that Saved by the Bell was about as funny as cot death.

 

You could say the same about Crime and Punishment, a work of comparable cultural import.

[RedKnight]

How can anyone not respect the man that is AC Slater? Did you not see the clip?

[Elmyn Noos]

The door is over there. Don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.

 

Like you mate, I am much more likely to stick around and bitch about something I hate than I am to join a love-fest thread eulogising about something.

 

Also, the post on the forum that started this is almost certainly not true. I mean come on - a serious of hilarious mishaps which lead to an embarrassing discovery on the toilet by the girlfriend's mum?

[Elmyn Noos]

How can anyone not respect the man that is AC Slater? Did you not see the clip?

 

It's all a bit fucking Disney Club for me.

[Stefan]

hahaha AC Slatering! The man that came up with that is a genius.

[RedKnight]

It's all a bit fucking Disney Club for me.

 

If Mickey Mouse was the coolest fuckin' man alive then yes, it would be like the Disney club.

[RedKnight]

Leave the old boy be... It's probably like our generation not really 'getting' pokemon.

 

True. Pokémon sucked but I repsect it for getting Nintendo through the lean years.

[Elmyn Noos]

Leave the old boy be... It's probably like our generation not really 'getting' pokemon.

 

Ha ha - you could be right there. Surely though not everyone aged 20-30 on here rated that pile of americanise steaming shit? Whenever it was on, I just wanted to punch that smarmy lead character bloke squarely in the fucking face. What a cunt.

[RJ Fan club]

Ha ha - you could be right there. Surely though not everyone aged 20-30 on here rated that pile of americanise steaming shit? Whenever it was on, I just wanted to punch that smarmy lead character bloke squarely in the fucking face. What a cunt.

 

Nah it was shite I just wanked over the girls.

[Randy Marsh]

Fuckin loved save by the bell. Apparently Kelly, the fit one who that jack or zack or whatever he was called, was bangin, is a pornstar now

[stringvest]

It's all a bit fucking Disney Club for me.

 

Yep. Like any American comedy lite shite - the suite life with jack and toady, friends, ugly betty etc etc all aimed at the same dorkage. A shame, but it tells you all you need to know about the intellectual state of the nation.

[Tom R]

I wonder if they make AC Slaterers? Specialist toilets for those who wish to partake in AC Slatering?

 

 

Dude, you should totally invent one and take it on that Dragons Den programme. you could get a really hot chick to demonstrate it.

 

Make sure you know your figures though yeah.

 

ALWAYS KNOW YOUR FIGURES ON DRAGONS DEN

[Tom R]

Oi. Take your neggy slater slating to another thread.

[RedinSweden]

Saved by the Bell had Elizabeth Berkley in it. In Showgirls, Elizabeth Berkley made Kyle MacLachlan come without touching him. How can SBTB be bad then? Do you think Agent Cooper pops his cork at any wench who drifts past? No.

[RJ Fan club]

Saved by the Bell had Elizabeth Berkley in it. In Showgirls, Elizabeth Berkley made Kyle MacLachlan come without touching him. How can SBTB be bad then? Do you think Agent Cooper pops his cork at any wench who drifts past? No.

 

Exactly!

 

*nods in your direction, then shoots air pistols to Jim in complete agreement*