Work Nicknames

[Tom araya]

A lad in work is called "Pothole",when i inquired why,the rest of the lads said its because they try and avoid him.

[SonofJan]

There's a woman called 'No Man Jan' in our work. She's single. And called Jan.

[SonofJan]

and another lad in our work knows a lad called 'PO' becuase he's always outside the post office

[Trumo]

There's a woman called 'No Man Jan' in our work. She's single. And called Jan.

 

Are you her son?

[Carvalho Diablo]

My mate Mark Harris left work today.

 

Marko had a predictable plethora of nicknames; Bomber, Chopper, and Hairy.

 

Great lad.

[jonnybastard]

Every workplace used to have a nick namer. Some bloke who used to love londons burning on a sunday night, always coming up with clever names for everyone. 90% of the names they come out with are laughed at once (or not) and then forgotten- all the 2nd hand names like 'sicknote' and 'goldenbollocks' never really catch on. But every now and then one will stick, and stick so well it's like they've never had any other name. Like the lad on our estate called 'arse'. No idea why he was called arse, he was just always called arse- far back as anyone remembers. Maybe that's what his mum named him. When we called for him we'd always ask "is arse in?", and she never corrected us. We called our workplace nick namer Charlie, because that was his name. I think it used to piss him off that no-one could be bothered thinking of something wittier, which is probably why we didn't. My nick name was wanker. That stuck, bastard.

[AnnaJu14]

Used to call a lad at work 'Underpants'

 

Cos he was always on the bum.

[Brian Damage]

We had a few at school. One poor sod got an erection in the showers after games once so he was then forever known as Don. In sixth form, a newly-binned girl spread the story that the lad who had binned her was somewhat less than well-endowed so after that his nickname was Justin. We had a lad we called Womble, as the story was he had the same testicular predicament as Adolf. While working at a hospital way back when, the charge nurse on my ward was known as Fub. Fat Ugly Bastard. When I worked at Littlewoods pools, there was a girl we called Mission as she was a dead ringer for Wayne Hussey, the poor cow.

[The_Goat]

Worked in factory with some bloke that stank. Boss called him Lloyd.

 

Because he was a gross man.

[Red_or_Dead]

Worked at BT in the mid noughties with some fella whose parents had the misfortune to christen the son Lee Harvey, so he was constantly known as Oswald.

[Remmie]

Fortunately we don't have nicknames at my work, apart from calling my boss fantapants

[Clarence Beeks]

In the pub where I worked..

 

One member of staff who had a gammy leg was called Kaiser

One of the regulars who was a carpenter was called Geppetto

The bouncer who had a few teeth missing was called Spongebob

[brucespanner]

Once worked with a guy called Frank 'The Bastard'.

 

Never did find out the reason behind the moniker, but after spending a few ill advised nights out with Mr The Bastard I could understand his Bastardness, the guy was an animal.

[sparta7]

A storeman were I worked a while ago was called Old Fuck Off, because if you went down and said "have yoiu got such and such" he would say "fuck orrrrrffffffffff"

 

We had a fellah who used to collect the internal mail and take it the post room, he was called "Phone em up" because if he came in and mail was down the back of the office ( it wasnt that big) and you asked him to take it he'd say "phone em up" and leave.

[Captain Turdseye]

Bump.

 

 

My friends call me carol because they think I look like a young carol mcgiffin!

Hahaha!

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've got a mate called sunday keks. He always wears trousers..... Ironed in creases. Always.

 

People never ever believe my real name.

[cloggypop]

Years ago I used to work in this place in Holland filled with all sorts of loons. One lad I only ever saw about twice as he was usually hiding in the bog smoking scag. You would always hear the sound of the tin foil if you went in there. No idea what his name was but we called him Russell.

[Trumo]

Years ago I used to work in this place in Holland filled with all sorts of loons. One lad I only ever saw about twice as he was usually hiding in the bog smoking scag. You would always hear the sound of the tin foil if you went in there. No idea what his name was but we called him Russell.

 

The Dutch called him Rushell.

[Dr Nowt]

Used to work with a trans character who was utterly poisonous and aggressive without provocation - such things as pulling up an older chap for having a facial twitch during a huge meeting in front of unhappy clients. 

 

She pulled me on shortening her name when I called her Steph instead of Stephanie, saying people were only to use her full title.  From that point on she was Buffalo William.

[Paulie Dangerously]

There used to be a guy who ran up and down the office who we dubbed Ben Richards.

 

Two Indian clowns who don't have a clue so they're Laurel and Hardeep

 

A deadlocked muscular woman is 'Nightshade' off gladiators

[lifetime fan]

My brother was Minty when he worked on the buildings, he always turned up after eight.

[lifetime fan]

A girl I used to work with was fucking huge, I mean 20 stone plus.

 

Her name was S** Ever**t so we called her Sumo Everest.

[RedKnight]

Sue Everett?

[lifetime fan]

Sue Everett?

 

Who's that?

[RedKnight]

I dunno, I thought we were playing Hangman.