Clarence Beeks

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What were the odds on Lou Gehrig catching Lou Gehrig's disease?

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'Popeye' Doyle: Now I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.

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Moved to Bratislava 4 years ago. The beer is cheap and the women are hot. It's great.

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Skyfall 5/10. Am I the only one who didn'y like it it. I didn't rate it at all and don't get all the fuss about it. Thought it was just a mix of Batman and Home Alone. I just thought that it was a weak bond film, that was unoriginal and pandered to the masses by certralising the story around Judy Dench and making sure that she got a 'good send off.' Argo 9/10. Excellent. Best film I've seen in a while Silver Linings Playbook 7.5/10 Really enjoyed it, though perhaps a bit long. Zero Dark Thirty 8/10

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Getting married next year and favouring Dire Straits - Romeo and Juliet. Any other suggestions?

He is truly awful. Such a fucking whining bitch complaining about everything

I'm sure you will all correct me if I am wrong, but is this not just blatant tapping up by the flacid floppy faced fucker? BBC Sport - Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp to monitor Celtic's James Forrest Harry Redknapp is monitoring the form of Celtic and Scotland winger James Forrest, the Tottenham Hotspur manager has confirmed. Redknapp's chief scout, Ian Broomfield, was in Glasgow to watch Forrest against Hibernian at the weekend and came back impressed by the 20-year-old. "We have had good reports of what is obviously a good player," Redknapp told BBC Scotland. "But he belongs to Celtic and that's as far as it's gone." Redknapp stressed that he was a long way from the stage of contacting Celtic manager Neil Lennon and considering a bid for Forrest, despite newspaper speculation. "It is like everything, you get reports on players and suddenly, because you are going to watch them, you are trying to sign them," he said. Continue reading the main story Ian says he's a talent, the kid. I have seen him on TV and bits and pieces, but I would want to see him in a couple of games if I was ever going to do anything Harry Redknapp Tottenham Hotspur manager "It is just about having reports on people, you put them on the file and you keep looking. "We haven't gone any further. If we were to go any further, I would phone Neil and have a chat with him about the boy. "It was just that Ian decided to have a look at him, but it was the first report on him really." Forrest made his debut for Celtic in May 2010 and, having played at several youth levels for his country, won his first senior Scotland cap against Republic of Ireland in May. Spurs' scout witnessed the winger first hand in a game after which Lennon picked him out as one of the few successes in a disappointing goalless draw at home to a Hibs side Celtic had hammered 4-1 in the Scottish Communities League Cup three days earlier. "Ian says he's a talent, the kid," confirmed Redknapp. "I haven't seen the boy play. I have seen him on TV and bits and pieces, but I would want to see him in a couple of games if I was ever going to do anything. "I wouldn't sign anyone without seeing him myself." However, Redknapp is hopeful that Forrest will rekindle Scotland's reputation for wing trickery. "I remember the Jimmy Johnstones and Willie Hendersons of the world - all the great wingers that you produced up there over the years and hopefully this kid will be another young winger coming through," he added. "Every good team in England had three or four top players in Scotland in it, but in the last few years that's changed an awful lot. "But hopefully there's some talent coming through again. It goes in cycles and there'll be some great players coming through from Scotland again."

Do you smoke? I used to throw up on occasions at the end of the night if I had smoked too many cigarettes. I didn't really think about it at the time, but I have subsequently stopped smoking for nearly 2 years and I haven't thrown up since. I still have horrendous hangovers though.

Favourite - San Francisco or Kyoto Least - Dundee

Sorry if this has been previously posted. I just came across this funny bit of commentary about another windowgate YouTube - ‪Cricket Ball Smashes Through Commentary Box Window - Funny Clip‬‏

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The Big Sam on Twitter agrees Holy ballbags - look at yer woman Rachel on 'Countdown' today. Sexy as fuck. I'd suck those tits into a thin, chewy paste.

Funny bit of commentary earlier today Audioboo / Aggers and Vaughan "Rubber"