Mocking people without a neck is awful. Shame on you all.

[Kopite]

I mean mocking a man because he doesn't have a neck. It's awful.

 

By the way, he's a picture of me taken last week.

 

 

;)

[Stouffer]

As I posted in the other thread

 

 

Ramman rules!

[gkmacca]

Bellers tries hard to impress on his first day:

 

[Tom R]

"It's going to take a lot of hard work, a lot of focus, a lot of discipline – everything – to make it at a club like this. Because I want to be a hit. I don't want to just be remembered as a Liverpool player, I want to be remembered as a good Liverpool player. That's my motivation."

 

[Strontium]

I'd be more impressed by the funny pics in this thread if the participants had done more groundwork than simply typing "no neck" into Google Image Search ;)

[Strontium]

I'd be more impressed by the funny pics in this thread if the participants had done more groundwork than simply typing "no neck" into Google Image Search ;)

I'd be more impressed by my post in this thread if AdamS hadn't made the exact same point an hour earlier in a different thread.

 

bugger

[RoboRiise]

Craig Bellamy goes through 'motion analysis' for next Fifa Playstation game.

 

 

Playstation? That looks like a side view of the Spectrum's inimitable Horace.

 

He goes skiing, you know.

[RoboRiise]

Pah! You're obviously all children.

[Guest WarrenG]

Pah! You're obviously all children.

 

and he's been known to be hungry (i'm old)

[CharleyKnight]

Gentlemen if its people with no necks you seek, may I suggest a day in Neston, quite possibly the most in bred place in the Northern Hemisphere. Anyone agree?

[Paul]

Gentlemen if its people with no necks you seek, may I suggest a day in Neston, quite possibly the most in bred place in the Northern Hemisphere. Anyone agree?

I'm taking Moreton over Neston any day of the week. I always have this out with YKI who goes off in a Woody Estate direction (present company excepted, I'm sure), via the North End. However, I'm having Moreton just nudging New Ferry out of the lead when it comes to this.

[CharleyKnight]

I'm taking Moreton over Neston any day of the week. I always have this out with YKI who goes off in a Woody Estate direction (present company excepted, I'm sure), via the North End. However, I'm having Moreton just nudging New Ferry out of the lead when it comes to this.

 

 

There is actually Historical evidence to prove that Neston is indeed inbred. Thousands of years ago when the Vikings landed, Neston was surrounded by water and could only be got to by 2 bridges. So the story goes that the Vikings couldn't be arsed trecking over to rape and pillage the Nestonians so they left them to their own devices. Thus producing inbred, ugly fucking no marks that make up the Neston we know and mock today.

[Uncle_Meat]

Gentlemen if its people with no necks you seek, may I suggest a day in Neston, quite possibly the most in bred place in the Northern Hemisphere. Anyone agree?

 

 

I take it you have never visited Spalding, in Lincolnshire?

 

 

Only place in the UK where you can buy cards saying "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad"

[Vincent Vega]

I'm taking Moreton over Neston any day of the week. I always have this out with YKI who goes off in a Woody Estate direction (present company excepted, I'm sure), via the North End. However, I'm having Moreton just nudging New Ferry out of the lead when it comes to this.

 

I guarantee that Widnes puts your freaks to shame, it's the chemicals. Even us leppars from Runcorn and those bad beauts from Warrington laugh at Wids.

[CharleyKnight]

I guarantee that Widnes puts your freaks to shame, it's the chemicals. Even us leppars from Runcorn and those bad beauts from Warrington laugh at Wids.

 

 

Widnes is up there as is Warrington but having been to all these places (unfortunately) I still say Neston is the most inbred place. Not heard about that Linconshire place, will have to visit there on my quest to find the most inbred town in Britain. Hey that sounds like a new programme "Inbred towns with Charley Knight"... Fucking could be on to something here...I travel around Britain on a motor bike and side car with a Jack Russel visiting inbreds in inbred towns around the country, interviewing them, tracing their family trees, getting inbred recipes off them. Anyone interested in investing in my idea? UKTV will have it I fuckin guarantee it!

[Vincent Vega]

Widnes is up there as is Warrington but having been to all these places (unfortunately) I still say Neston is the most inbred place. Not heard about that Linconshire place, will have to visit there on my quest to find the most inbred town in Britain. Hey that sounds like a new programme "Inbred towns with Charley Knight"... Fucking could be on to something here...I travel around Britain on a motor bike and side car with a Jack Russel visiting inbreds in inbred towns around the country, interviewing them, tracing their family trees, getting inbred recipes off them. Anyone interested in investing in my idea? UKTV will have it I fuckin guarantee it!

 

:D Sounds like the perfect type of programme for Bravo. I'd start by interviewing Neville Neville in Bury, Greater Manchester. I've been to Ellesmere Port (that's by Neston isn't it?) and it was indeed full of bad grebs, but Widnes and Runcorn Old Town take some beating.

[CharleyKnight]

:D Sounds like the perfect type of programme for Bravo. I'd start by interviewing Neville Neville in Bury, Greater Manchester. I've been to Ellesmere Port (that's by Neston isn't it?) and it was indeed full of bad grebs, But Widnes and Runcorn Old Town take some beating.

 

 

Fuck me mate, Ellesmere Port is bad. The place just sucks the life out of you and you can tell people who live there once had dreams and aspirations, moved there and their souls where crushed!