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[Tony Moanero]

10 hours ago, Ant said:

I guess it’s not the best time to start here before the derby, so I’ll just say “hello”. And a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

 

Who is this motherfucker?

 

He fell flat on his arse, he fell flat on his fucking arse.

[Chip Butty]

If we lose tonight, I'm blaming the new lad. 

[cloggypop]

51 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

It was a joke, see his duplicate thread. However, you’re right. he’s not as bad as that cunt. No idea what became of him, but I hope he’s in prison (or on RAWK). 

He'll definitely be up to no good somewhere. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Ant said:

That’s the tough crowd I was expecting. 

Ant can go in the Summer.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

27 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

The ego on the guy. I love it. 

You need a bit of that.

[rb14]

12 hours ago, Remmie said:

You need to pass your initiation first. 

 

Beans on a full English, yes or no? 

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a monkey with a flick knife? 

Did you come on her to be fucked at? 

Arthur or Martha?

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, rb14 said:

Arthur or Martha?

Virgin or sexually active?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Who the fuck is this drama quim? Showing up all cocky and shit.

[Bjornebye]

If he didn't start this thread I might never have seen my new favourite gif

 

"Cunt Smasher" 

[Jennings]

Welcome mate. Have some rep to help you settle.

[Ant 2 Threads]

Cheers All. I got what I asked for. How the fuck I posted duplicate threads I don’t know. What a fucking start.

[SlugTrail]

29 minutes ago, Ant said:

Cheers All. I got what I asked for. How the fuck I posted duplicate threads I don’t know. What a fucking start.

Negged for apologising, in future if someone calls you out on that shit then call them a cunt and offer them a "Durango". Anyone worth their salt round these parts will know what that means.

[Jennings]

33 minutes ago, Ant said:

Cheers All. I got what I asked for. How the fuck I posted duplicate threads I don’t know. What a fucking start.

I got a proverbial kicking in my first post ten years or so ago...

...but since then my posts have been treated a lot worse.

 

My advice would be to nip over the GF and make a detailed post about your favourite Liverpool players.

[aws]

I preferred him when he was a lurker. Just like I did with the rest of the posters on here. 

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

If he didn't start this thread I might never have seen my new favourite gif

 

"Cunt Smasher" 

Sent it to wor lass for Valentine’s Day along with this.

Be single again in no time.

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Sent it to wor lass for Valentine’s Day along with this.

Be single again in no time.

 

Hahaha

[suzy]

Why all the negs? Tough crowd!

[Ant 2 Threads]

5 minutes ago, suzy said:

Why all the negs? Tough crowd!

Double-posting Blert first impression on my part. I did myself no favours.

[Tony Moanero]

I don’t usually bother with Valentine’s Day but thought I’d make the effort this year. I asked my wife to inspect a spot on my arse, then farted in her face.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"I'm gonna go start a thread, start a thread."

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Guilty as charged, with the threads!

[Elite]

I booked a table for me and my missus for Valentine's Day. She was fuming though, she doesn't even like snooker.

[Thoth]

5 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

This is by far the best post on here in months

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I don’t usually bother with Valentine’s Day but thought I’d make the effort this year. I asked my wife to inspect a spot on my arse, then farted in her face.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I don’t usually bother with Valentine’s Day but thought I’d make the effort this year. I asked my wife to inspect a spot on my arse, then farted in her face.

What a romantic. If it stunk you could call it a Firmino.