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Resident pyromaniac Lifetime Fan (Colin the Bastard to the local Fire Brigade) made a (questionable) fry-up yesterday. A talking point between me and Seasons is the quality of his toast. I personally think it is a sound 8 out of 10. Nice thickness, decent butter to toast ratio and just the right amount of burn in the middle. 

 

Where do you stand on it out of 10? 

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I'm going with an 8. Nothing wrong with dark coloured toast. Personally I prefer toast to be a little less done but I'd eat it with butter.

 

The next vote should be what is considered acceptable to go on toast. Peanut butter? Honey? Marmite? Fruit jam? Chocolate spread? Beans? Combinations?

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1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm going with an 8. Nothing wrong with dark coloured toast. Personally I prefer toast to be a little less done but I'd eat it with butter.

 

The next vote should be what is considered acceptable to go on toast. Peanut butter? Honey? Marmite? Fruit jam? Chocolate spread? Beans? Combinations?

Strawberry Jam. 

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58 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm going with an 8. Nothing wrong with dark coloured toast. Personally I prefer toast to be a little less done but I'd eat it with butter.

 

The next vote should be what is considered acceptable to go on toast. Peanut butter? Honey? Marmite? Fruit jam? Chocolate spread? Beans? Combinations?

Cheese 

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7 minutes ago, SammyAftershave said:

"The issue is not his toast,the issue is whether Lifey should be let near a kitchen appliance ever again."

 

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Thats him in his birthday suit 

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9 minutes ago, Seasons said:

I'm glad this has it's own thread. 

 

Fucking 6.5 at best. 

 

At fucking best you fucking arsonist.

Balls, negged by accident.

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If I want to eat charcoal I'll time travel back to Victorian times, get a job as a chimney sweep and star in Mary Poppins. That's a shocking effort.

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4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

There’s some fucking pussies on here who have no clue what ‘toast’ is. 

Promising start to self-reflection here mate. Where do you think you'd improve on next time? The black hole in the middle? 

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15 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

There’s some fucking pussies on here who have no clue what ‘toast’ is. 

I gave your toast a 7. Would have been an 8 but I’d want more butter. I LOVE butter.

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1 hour ago, RedinSweden said:

Can you repost the photo without the penis in the bottom right-hand corner?

Don't be such a prude 

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9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I gave your toast a 7. Would have been an 8 but I’d want more butter. I LOVE butter.

 

I’d buttered the toast once, let it completely melt and then buttered it a second time. 

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