Golf

[lifetime fan]

The media circus drives me nuts. He won't win another major imo

 

I hate all the shit that comes with him, but compare his record to the hype that surrounds Mcilroy.

[Jim Lahey]

only good result this weekend, well in Casey

[lifetime fan]

My best mate is a golf fanatic and full-on Tiger fan boy. He’s already paid out on a bet we had in which I said the same. I wouldn’t bet against it now though. He’s improving all the time.

 

As much as he’s a cock to win a major now after all his injuries I couldn’t complain.

[lifetime fan]

What a wasted career from Casey.

[Captain Turdseye]

As much as he’s a cock to win a major now after all his injuries I couldn’t complain.

It would be one of the great sporting achievements. Maybe even his best ever? Like you said, him being back and in with a shout makes it a lot more interesting.

[magicrat]

My best mate is a golf fanatic and full-on Tiger fan boy. He’s already paid out on a bet we had in which I said the same. I wouldn’t bet against it now though. He’s improving all the time.

 

I reckon he will do his back again before he wins another major and if not there are lots of players that are no longer intimidated by him. Played well this week though , can't deny that , but no fireworks on Sunday when he needed them which was always his trademark.

[lifetime fan]

It would be one of the great sporting achievements. Maybe even his best ever? Like you said, him being back and in with a shout makes it a lot more interesting.

 

Reckon it’d be his most impressive major.

[Jim Lahey]

If he got his head shaved and fucked off the baseball cap and switched from nike to adidas, i'd maybe like him a bit more. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Another interesting finish on the cards at Bay Hill.

 

Stenson just bogeyed to drop back to -13. Tied for the lead with McIlroy. Rose two back, Woods three back.

[Captain Turdseye]

Woods only two behind now. He’s running out of holes though. Only six left for him to play.

[magicrat]

Does Ewan Murray annoy the shit out of anyone else ? The sycophantic prick with his tongue firmly wedged up Wood's crack yet again,  

[Captain Turdseye]

Everyone’s tongue is up Woods’ arse now. Mine included. Join us on the happy bus!

[magicrat]

Everyone’s tongue is up Woods’ arse now. Mine included. Join us on the happy bus!

 

Fuck that , I'll walk with the miserable cunts

[Captain Turdseye]

One behind!

 

IT’S BACK ON.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’d rather Woods win than McIlroy.

[magicrat]

Stenson will see it out I reckon but hope Rose wins, 

[magicrat]

Woods knocks it out of bounds , Titters 

[Captain Turdseye]

Woods has fucked it. Narrowly missed a 23ft putt for birdie on the 15th then shanked it out of bounds on the next hole.

[Captain Turdseye]

McIlroy’s to lose now.

[magicrat]

McIlroy’s to lose now.

 

Yep. Rather him than that massive Yank knob-jockey De-Chambeau, Definitely a candidate for the instant cunt identifier thread

[G Richards]

Rory did really well there. Loads of birdies, no dropped shots. Incredible distance with the driver when needed, good control with the irons, and a hot streak with the putter. There’s a good half dozen players, maybe more, who have the game to win The Masters. Rory is definitely one of them. It will boil down to who gets hot with the putter and Rory is coming into form at the right time.

 

Nice to see Tiger at the sharp end again.

 

As for De Chambeau, it’s all part of life’s rich tapestry. He’s a very good golfer, but also a very intelligent fella who is inquisitive enough to question lots of the underlying norms of the game. He’s top notch in physics, maths, painting, and just about anything he turns his hand to. Definitely an outlier as a sportsman, but I think we’re better as a species for this sort of thing.

 

I laughed when I saw his response to a reporter’s question about his back injury:

 

“Well it was the QL and that really got inflamed for me," DeChambeau said. "It was because my quadratus lumborum wasn’t working, my iliacus, longissimus thoracis, they were all kind of over working, if you want to get technical on that. But they weren’t working very well and I overworked them. Pretty much my lower right back was hurting and I rested it. How about that?"

[lifetime fan]

My ol fella hasn’t been able to play for 4 years, he spinal surgery last year and we’re going for a round on Thursday.

 

Sat with a beer cleaning my clubs.

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

Had a right laugh today. I’d forgotten what a cunt my ol fella is to play golf with.

 

Moans about fucking everything; women on the course, slow play, shit players, not being offered to play through, kids, mowing the course in the middle of the day, litter, rakes not in bunkers etc etc etc.

 

Neither of us played well but importantly I won and when having a beer after I almost fell off my chair when he said “I really loved that, wanna play again next week”?

 

You could have fooled me Dad, all you did was fucking bitch, whinge and moan for over 3 hours!

 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

He looks good - yer Dad there

[lifetime fan]

He looks good - yer Dad there

 

 

He's lost a lot of weight in that pic!