Things learnt from watching cartoons

[Moctezuma]

That the Acme corporation are still able to remain in business regardless of the fact that most of their products don’t work or are not easy for the consumer to use.

 

Mice are able to outsmart cats (something that seems to contradict observations)

 

Kids meddle with adults plans

 

Any others?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

An anvil dropped on you head is survivable.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

William Hague is shit at hunting wabbit.

[Moctezuma]

Trains can come out of recently painted tunnels

[Trumo]

Simpsons characters still call it a high five.

[Mook]

Lisa Simpson is the worst character in the history of television.

Female cartoon characters can give me a stiffy

Canadians speak funny

Even rabbits like to untuck their tails before starting a piano concerto

Snoopy is sound

Never trust a snake

Skeletor is as camp as a row of pink tents

Decepticons need to take a break every now & then, do the cunts ever let up?

[alles ist gut]

Lorde isn't from New Zealand

[Trumo]

Inhaling spinach out of a can makes you tough.

[Elite]

No fucker ever ages.

[alles ist gut]

No fucker ever ages.

 

'Up'.

[Mike D]

If you walk off a cliff you will stay suspended in mid air until you notice.

[Elite]

'Up'.

That's not a cartoon.

[dickie mint]

Put you fingers in your ears when dynamite explodes and you don't get blown up.

[Elysian Red]

That Fred, Daphne and Velma are never about when shit starts kicking off

[ZonkoVille77]

I'm struggling to masterbate to this thread

[Captain Turdseye]

I'm struggling to masterbate to this thread

 

How about now?

[mars]

Putting your finger in the end of a gun isn't a stupid idea unless you are a black duck.

[VladimirIlyich]

Putting your finger in the end of a gun isn't a stupid idea unless you are a black duck.

Wacist.

[Trumo]

 

How about now?

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Wacist.

He's dethpickable.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Put you fingers in your ears when dynamite explodes and you don't get blown up.

And a stick of dynamite is easily mistaken for a cigar.

[dickie mint]

And a stick of dynamite is easily mistaken for a cigar.

And the grub in the fridge in Tom & Jerry always looked great.

[dickie mint]

Did JJ Jameson ever light his cigar or change his shirt the scruffy twat.

[Elite]

Tazmanian Devils have speech impediments

[Guest]

People once lived in perfect harmony with dinosaurs and they had respectable names like Fred and Wilma and had good jobs.

 

The cars were a bit naff though, they didn't have engines so had to be pushed by foot.

 

Writing was hard too as there was no internet and stones had to be engraved. If they made a mistake I reckon they would just have to start again.