Shitty pipe dreams

[stringvest]

It is not, Queggy.

 

But I think you kind of knew that anyway and were just yanking my chain. You rascal.

 

calm down Stu, it was just a joke. 

 

 

 

 

 

What platform would it run on?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

calm down Stu, it was just a joke. 

 

 

 

 

 

What platform would it run on?

 

That might go unnoticed....you beat me to it. 

[Stu Monty]

calm down Stu, it was just a joke. 

 

 

 

 

 

What platform would it run on?

 

Trains don't run on platforms.

 

Get out!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Trains don't run on platforms.

 

Get out!

Stringy went off the rails there. 

[Champ]

Stringy went off the rails there.

I thought you were siding with him? The old buffers need to stick together

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I thought you were siding with him? The old buffers need to stick together

I was trying to fit platform into a pun....the fact stringy got in before me saved me from making his fatal error. Old buffers!!!! I'm at least 2 years younger than that old git. 

[Champ]

I was trying to fit platform into a pun....the fact stringy got in before me saved me from making his fatal error. Old buffers!!!! I'm at least 2 years younger than that old git.

And I was just shoe horning in a few puns of my own

[Guest Pistonbroke]

And I was just shoe horning in a few puns of my own

I did realise this...

[manwiththestick]

Go mountain biking in America, hire a big bus type thing and hit Utah or somewhere like that, maybe South America. Missus has given me a pass to go in my 40th year in 2016, I think she knows I'll never organise it in time.

[Melchett]

Alexis Texas, a dream shit pipe. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Always wanted to go to Tokyo.

Mount Fuji sun rise on my 40th, have told the missus to make it so. Same year is our 10th wedding anniversary and she wants to go back to Cuba.

[liverpoolsno9]

Take a couple years time out. Buy an RV like in the 'meet the parents' movie & travel coast to coast across the USA. Then Australia.

[Paul]

Have a finca on Mallorca and spend half of every year there with room for kids and (eventually) grand kids to come and stay.

[JagSquared]

Visit mount kailash in Tibet, it's difficult to get to, remote and a spiritual place for a number of religions and a source of a number of major rivers. I read about it once and it just seemed fantastic. one of the few adventures left in the world that isn't ruined (although prob is now). The other half refuses to go with me which I'd prefer as she wouldn't want to slum it. It also costs a fair whack to do.

[Harry Squatter]

Go to Rio for New Year with my mates. Been to New York for new year and that was amazing. Fucking freezing but amazing. I remember standing in Times Square and getting that excited feeling you get when you are a little kid at Christmas.

 

I'd love to go to Rio as it would be an amazing party, be nice and warm with tons of gorgeous women everywhere and you could stay out all night without worrying about getting hypothermia. I went in 2003 but in June so it was more or less their winter.

 

I'd like to hire for a couple of weeks one of those expensive Hollywood homes that overlook the whole city and go out down Sunset Boulevard every night picking up women pretending to be a rich fucker. After seeing Heat again the other night I'd love to do a nighttime helicopter flight over the city. The daytime ones look good too.

[Rico1304]

I swear, I could solve half the world's problems if I could jsu muster the energy to get out of my chair.

Never has a truer word been spoken.

[Nunavut Patrick]

To drive a city bus.

 

I always wanted to drive the bus.

 

But when I was young I had too many moving violations from delivering pizza,then when they cleared off my record I ended up at UPS, got married, had kids, moved somewhere where there are no real roads, ended up teaching and am know 45 yrs old and will never drive the city bus.

 

Every time I get on a city bus I always think I wish I could drive this fucker.

[lifetime fan]

To be able to give up work, I'm just not designed for it.

[Champ]

To be able to give up work, I'm just not designed for it.

Haha. Like one of my friends always says, 'It doesnt suit my personality.' She's talking about herself but I am right with her on that

[RJ Fan club]

To be able to give up work, I'm just not designed for it.

The money is shit, but the hours suit me.

[Scott_M]

Also, travel Japan, Australia & Argentina / Brazil.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'd love to punch a dwarf, just to hear that glorious, delicious dull thud with the preceding sharp squeak.

[General Dryness]

I'd love to punch a dwarf, just to hear that glorious, delicious dull thud with the preceding sharp squeak.

 

I had a mate who wanted to get a fat woman with a bald fanny, and cover it in baby oil. Then baby oil his foot. Then punt the fanny as hard as he could. Just to see what kind of noise it would make.

 

You'd like him.

[General Dryness]

To drive a city bus.

 

I always wanted to drive the bus.

 

But when I was young I had too many moving violations from delivering pizza,then when they cleared off my record I ended up at UPS, got married, had kids, moved somewhere where there are no real roads, ended up teaching and am know 45 yrs old and will never drive the city bus.

 

Every time I get on a city bus I always think I wish I could drive this fucker.

 

Speak to Alan Sex. He's a bus driver, might be able to "fix it" for you to fill in for him someday.

 

A bit like Jimmy Savile. Only more depraved.

[lifetime fan]

I had a mate who wanted to get a fat woman with a bald fanny, and cover it in baby oil. Then baby oil his foot. Then punt the fanny as hard as he could. Just to see what kind of noise it would make.

 

You'd like him.

 

I think I'm his twin.