If you could have someone killed in a public toilet by James Bond

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Who would it be?

 

 

 

Tim Westwood for me, purely for the noises he'd make. Or Adelle. 

[stringvest]

Adele would take James Bond

[VladimirIlyich]

George Michael.

Somebody needs to tell him that they arent really Cottages.

[setreal]

Norm MacDonald said he went to an Adele concert once and it was over after the first song.

[Total Longo]

Robbie Williams or that Nick Knowles fella. Preferably both.

[Mook]

I'd go for Robbie Williams as well.

 

More oxygen for the rest of us.

[Bjornebye]

Kirsty Allsopp or Richard Madeley. Either of the fucking cunts. 

 

Or Strontz obviously. 

[Sugar Ape]

Terry Christian.

[Rico1304]

Bond, fucking amateur.

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Terry Christian.

Superb shout.

 

Hucknall too, with his hair flopping all over the urinal.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Janet street Porter.

[Sugar Ape]

Superb shout.

 

Hucknall too, with his hair flopping all over the urinal.

 

I was thinking Hucknall as I made that post, but ultimately went with Christian as he's a different class of manc cunt.

[Trumo]

James Nesbitt.

[Dr Nowt]

Christian would commentate on it for some fucking annoying reason, even as he was gasping for breath.

[Dr Nowt]

Vinnie Jones as it's what he would have wanted, but I'd also like him to get the Michael Barrymore treatment as he loses consciousness, because that's not what he would have wanted, and he annoys me more than I could ever put into words.

[Bobby Hundreds]

George Osborne with his favourite white tie.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

^{James Cordon, would have to be in the disabled cubicle.}

[Jairzinho]

[Champ]

There's a woman in HR at ours that I'm sure no-one would miss. The dead-eyed witch

[Bobby Hundreds]

Simon Cowell for destroying our already shit music and killing off the Christmas novelty song and for being big a twat. The advantage bond would have is he could use Cowells belt without actually having to remove it.

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Simon Cowell for destroying our already shit music and killing off the Christmas novelty song and for being big a twat. The advantage bond would have is he could use Cowells belt without actually having to remove it.

See I thought that but the other factor I had to bring into this was how they'd react to being physically beaten and I don't think Cowell would give much up. Joe Swash is another one I'll throw out there.

[Tony Moanero]

I'd have him kill himself. Modern James Bond films are turd.

[Dr Nowt]

I'd have him kill himself. Modern James Bond films are turd.

 

I like it.  Who delivers the smug bon mot to his corpse, though?  Perhaps he could rig up a sound file on his phone and time it to play a nano-second after his calculations tell him he'll have throttled himself. 

 

"I'm choked".

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Daniel Craig is the only Bond who could have beat someone to death though, Timothy Dalton at an absolute push, none of the others. Roger Moore is my favourite Bond but he'd be a shit brawler.

[Mook]

Daniel Craig is the only Bond who could have beat someone to death though, Timothy Dalton at an absolute push, none of the others. Roger Moore is my favourite Bond but he'd be a shit brawler.

 

Moore's karate chops are second to none.