little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Is this about the time I went to Lanzarote to recreate the Fools Gold video?

Yeah, I gave you a 3 page email of places to go and you just wandered off into the hills aimlessly for a week.

[Liverpool lad]

I enjoy it when people ask what you would do in a certain situation when all they want is validation of their own shit idea 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Yeah, I gave you a 3 page email of places to go and you just wandered off into the hills aimlessly for a week.

The lyrics are fairly clear on the requirement that the subject of the song "wind on through the hills for fifteen days".

 

If Mook wasn't from Scotland and therefore intolerant of heat, he'd have been gone twice as long.

[Harry Squatter]

12 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Details mate details. 

Went to Barcelona twice in the space of a year and one was for a Barca game. Some lad in work asked me loads of details about it. Where I stayed, best places to eat and drink and how to get tickets. Sent him this big long email telling him everything he wanted to know. 

 

When he gets back he tells me that he bought a ticket off a tout outside the ground for 100 euros and they were only playing Getafe. I specifically told him to get one from the club shop or the tourist outlets where they would have been about 40 to 45 euros for such a low key game. 

 

Despite me telling him loads of places to go for drinks and how easy it was to get round on the metro, him and his mates just set up camp for 3 days in an Irish bar off Las Ramblas and got charged 6 euros a pint. 

 

I asked why he even bothered asking me and he just said "oh my mates said it was too much hassle"

 

Even though buying the tickets was made more difficult by them than what I had told them to do. The Barcelona club shop was literally 5 minutes walk from where they were staying.

[Mook]

Books that are too big for your bookshelf & CD's that don't fit in your CD rack.

[VladimirIlyich]

53 minutes ago, Mook said:

Books that are too big for your bookshelf & CD's that don't fit in your CD rack.

Easily avoided if you go digital. Ebooks and mp3,4 or whatever.

[Jairzinho]

22 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Easily avoided if you go digital. Ebooks and mp3,4 or whatever.

Fuck that.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Fuck that.

This is the correct response.

[Remmie]

An even better response would be to eat cheese.

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

An even better response would be to eat cheese.

That's Mooks mouses job

[Bjornebye]

Going up that stretch on queen drive between fiveways and Menlove Avenue and seeing all them

gorgeous houses on the left ruined by that one cunt in the middle with the Everton badges on his front door

[Jairzinho]

4 hours ago, Remmie said:

An even better response would be to eat cheese.

I'd rather read books made of cheese than buy an ecunt.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Fuck that.

Fuckin dinosaur. Its your type that caused Brexit.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

I'd rather read books made of cheese than buy an ecunt.

You'd be as well stuffing a load of cheddar into your ears as listening to mp3s as well.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'll be stuffing a load of cheddar up my arse as well as listening to mp3s as well.

.

[Bjornebye]

I think I may have solved the source of the Mouse problem 

[Chairman Meow]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Going up to stretch a queen fiveways on Menlove Avenue

What ever floats your boat. 

[SammyAftershave]

On 23/08/2019 at 08:16, Mook said:

Is this about the time I went to Lanzarote to recreate the Fools Gold video?

Wasn't that glorious 'Chief Wiggums Chilli Cook-off' episode guest starring Johnny Cash filmed in real time up Mooks arse in Lanzarote? Or am I getting mixed up with another episode, another drug hazed experience or an entirely different episode altogether?

[SammyAftershave]

On 23/08/2019 at 08:16, Mook said:

Is this about the time I went to Lanzarote to recreate the Fools Gold video?

Wasn't that glorious 'Chief Wiggums Chilli Cook-off' episode guest starring Johnny Cash filmed in real time up Mooks arse in Lanzarote? Or am I getting mixed up with another episode, another drug hazed experience or an entirely different holiday altogether?

Edited August 28, 2019 by SammyAftershave
Duobled

[SammyAftershave]

On 23/08/2019 at 08:16, Mook said:

Is this about the time I went to Lanzarote to recreate the Fools Gold video?

Wasn't that glorious 'Chief Wiggums Chilli Cook-off' episode guest starring Johnny Cash filmed in real time up Mooks arse in Lanzarote? Or am I getting mixed up with another episode, another drug hazed experience or an entirely different holiday altogether?

Edited August 28, 2019 by SammyAftershave
Trebled

[SammyAftershave]

What a risup. That's what comes of eating Chief Wiggums Chilli.

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, SammyAftershave said:

What a risup. That's what comes of eating Chief Wiggums Chilli.

You'd be in some state after a few Flaming Moes.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, SammyAftershave said:

Wasn't that glorious 'Chief Wiggums Chilli Cook-off' episode guest starring Johnny Cash filmed in real time up Mooks arse in Lanzarote? Or am I getting mixed up with another episode, another drug hazed experience or an entirely different episode altogether?

Best simpsons ever.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Cunts who beep you at traffic lights because you haven't put your foot on the gas pedal immediately after the lights turn from red to amber, then tailgate you for the next few KM's flashing their lights because you aren't breaking the land speed record and ignoring the speed limit. 

[Mudface]

Probably the same ones as the pricks who want to drive at 40 no matter what the speed limit actually is. They're all over you in a 30 zone, then a rapidly receding dot in the mirror when you get to the dual carriageway.

 

23 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Cunts who beep you at traffic lights because you haven't put your foot on the gas pedal immediately after the lights turn from red to amber, then tailgate you for the next few KM's flashing their lights because you aren't breaking the land speed record and ignoring the speed limit.