little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

Yep, loads of beaches and hot weather and it still manages to be in bed by 9.30pm boring. 

¿Que?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

You brave bastard. I'd have ran, and ran, and ran. Would have ended up getting bummed by some Chopper wannabe in the outback and it still would have been better than dealing with that stupid massive scary man-eating bastard 

You navy fuckers and yer bumming. Like kids with nits.

[The Golden Eel]

When you're filling up at a petrol station and the handle keeps clicking. 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

You navy fuckers and yer bumming. Like kids with nits.

Fuck off you spider shagging twat 

[Champ]

5 minutes ago, DimReaper said:

When you're filling up at a petrol station and the handle keeps clicking. 

Yeah. Why does it do that?

[The Golden Eel]

Just now, Champ said:

Yeah. Why does it do that?

I always thought it meant the petrol level in the pump was low but I've got no idea whether I heard that or made it up.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Champ said:

Yeah. Why does it do that?

MI5 

[manwiththestick]

12 minutes ago, Champ said:

Yeah. Why does it do that?

You're putting it too far in (ooh eer). The nozzle has a sensor to cut off if you overfill however depending on how you put the nozzle in your car it can cause the petrol to splash back against the nozzle and thus triggering the repeated clicking.

[leslie]

19 hours ago, A Red said:

Yep, loads of beaches and hot weather and it still manages to be in bed by 9.30pm boring. 

3 A. M. is my norm. local club is open 24/7 as are shops, the old days of going to bed @ 9.30 went out with the start of 24 hr.television. late night movies etc.   if you want to be really bored try living in Winsford or go to the Dingle were you'll probably get the shit kicked out of you.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, leslie said:

3 A. M. is my norm. local club is open 24/7 as are shops, the old days of going to bed @ 9.30 went out with the start of 24 hr.television. late night movies etc.   if you want to be really bored try living in Winsford or go to the Dingle were you'll probably get the shit kicked out of you.

You will if you dress like you live in Australia.

[Pureblood]

21 hours ago, DimReaper said:

When you're filling up at a petrol station and the handle keeps clicking. 

You need to straighten your device before you shoot your juice. 

[leslie]

20 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You will if you dress like you live in Australia.

fuckwit boring repartee

[Bjornebye]

'Guess Who' on Question of Sport. Used to love it you don't even get a look at their face these days the cunts 

[Champ]

Question of Sport. 

[Pureblood]

Guess Who?

[General Dryness]

Cunts

[Mook]

Modern day suit jackets with one button.

 

People wearing them look like total roasters.

 

Three buttons or fuck off.

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Modern day suit jackets with one button.

 

People wearing them look like total roasters.

 

Three buttons or fuck off.

 

 

I can live with 2 buttons but he's a fucking prat whatever he's dressed in. Unfunny twat

[chrisbonnie]

People who fill the kettle for one cup of tea. 

 

My missus is a model for it. 

 

Just pour in a little amount, no need to be waiting 10 minutes for a full kettle of water to boil for one cup of tea! 

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Mook said:

Modern day suit jackets with one button.

 

People wearing them look like total roasters.

 

Three buttons or fuck off.

 

 

Granted, he is a cunt but unless you are 7ft, anything but 2 is for cunts who identify as cunts 

[Mook]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Granted, he is a cunt but unless you are 7ft, anything but 2 is for cunts who identify as cunts 

Naw, anyone who knows the score wears a three button suit.

 

These trendy one & two button jobs are wank.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 2/22/2019 at 5:06 AM, leslie said:

fuckwit boring repartee

Who pissed on your Hawaaian Shirt,cobber?

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Naw, anyone who knows the score wears a three button suit.

 

These trendy one & two button jobs are wank.

Mook knows. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

8 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Mook knows. 

Yep. On the button.

[chrisbonnie]

The term EX PATS for British people that move to another country. 

 

If anyone moves to the UK, you're deemed an immigrant, but the British call themselves ex pats when they nice away...