Philippe Coutinho

[Horus]

The good news about all this, is if we keep him till next summer we can have another transfer window where we bring in more money than we spend. Go reds!!

[Strontium]

If push came to shove, I wouldn't want to play for FSG either.

 

Coutinho going, Can leaving on a free next year. Things are clearly not rosy behind the scenes.

[Anny Road]

I'd fuck off too if I was Klopp. He is trying to push water up hill.

[Oh Buoy]

I'd fuck off too if I was Klopp. He is trying to push water up hill.

 

It's easy with a bucket. 

[Ronnie Whelan]

We sell him we have serious money,but what is good all this money if other clubs are demanding crazy money off us or don't sell (vvd,keita).

 

We are a joke of a club now. If he goes and we buy tripe to replace him,then we need to look at taking action as a group of supporters.

 

Other clubs seem to get deals over the line. Enough is enough.

 

If he goes and we get three 1st team quality players that's fine. If he goes and we get just vvd then fuck off you cunts.

[Boss]

Supporting this football club is like playing an endless game of snakes and ladders where every square on the top half of the board is a giant snake that takes you back to the very first square.

[Horus]

It's easy with a bucket. 

FSG poke holes in his bucket and make him do it in a desert.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I can't believe Phil wants to leave to play with Suarez and Messi when he could be lining up alongside Andrew Robertson and Ragnar Klavan with us.

Why is he converting to a defender ?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Supporting this football club is like playing an endless game of snakes and ladders where every square on the top half of the board is a giant snake that takes you back to the very first square.

It's fucking masochism mate.

[Oh Buoy]

FSG poke holes in his bucket and make him do it in a desert.

Fucking FSG telling him it's a desert when it's a room with sand. There is no water, Klopp.

[Herp McDerp]

[BCM]

Am i allowed to be an hysterical fanny yet.

 

I and others were told 3 weeks ago by the "much more smarter than you" brigade that everything would be fine. FSG have got everything in hand and we are going to spend that £200 million warchest by august 31st.

 

Any of you brainiacs getting ever so slightly concerned yet.

[ngogswilly]

Am i allowed to be an hysterical fanny yet.

 

I and others were told 3 weeks ago by the "much more smarter than you" brigade that everything would be fine. FSG have got everything in hand and we are going to spend that £200 million warchest by august 31st.

 

Any of you brainiacs getting ever so slightly concerned yet.

Goalposts are shifting as we speak

[Bjornebye]

Bowels are shifting as we speak

 

Yep 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Am i allowed to be an hysterical fanny yet.

I and others were told 3 weeks ago by the "much more smarter than you" brigade that everything would be fine. FSG have got everything in hand and we are going to spend that £200 million warchest by august 31st.

Any of you brainiacs getting ever so slightly concerned yet.

Don't worry mate all is under control, if Coutinho goes Lallana will just step in immediately and fill the breach, Keita and Van Dijk will arrive presently and a Coutinho replacement is on the way.

The sky is green, the sea yellow and only yesterday I saw a large hog flying over Anfield, carrying a unicorn.

[Strontium]

Less concerned about selling him as I am about what bargain basement joker will be signed to replace him.

 

These are people who thought Mario Balotelli would be an adequate replacement for Luis Suarez.

[Red Phoenix]

Cuntinho.

[Sputnik1]

I'd fuck off too if I was Klopp. He is trying to push water up hill.

 

 

Archimedes screw

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Can't wait until next season when Real come in for Mane and he wants gone.

 

If you think that's hyperbolic, tons everybody on here said "can't wait until Barca come in for Coutinho in a year or two" after Suarez left.

[Red Phoenix]

Don't worry mate all is under control, if Coutinho goes Lallana will just step in immediately and fill the breach, Keita and Van Dijk will arrive presently and a Coutinho replacement is on the way.

The sky is green, the sea yellow and only yesterday I saw a large hog flying over Anfield, carrying a unicorn.

 

He'll be a like a new signing!

[El Rojo]

These are people who thought Mario Balotelli would be an adequate replacement for Luis Suarez.

In fairness, few enough thought that.

 

 

We already had Lambert.

[JustTosh]

Can't wait until next season when Real come in for Mane and he wants gone.

 

If you think that's hyperbolic, tons everybody on here said "can't wait until Barca come in for Coutinho in a year or two" after Suarez left.

Catch22 isn't it? We have a poor season - nobody comes in for our players.

We have a good season, something to really build on - our best players are taken away from us.

 

So this is how it feels to support a selling club.

[Jay86]

I did say this was all bollocks about his back injury and he's basically on strike to get a move.

 

He's a shithouse for waiting till Klopp done his presser then sending it by email, I'd love to be there to see Klopp going for him after Coutinho's already apparently told him to his face he's accepted he's not going and everything's fine, he'll be shitting it. Barca doing what Barca do and have probably told him that they're not going to sign him next season, it's now or never and naive Phil has fallen for it, if they're willing to pay £100m now I'm pretty sure they rate him enough to come back in for him next summer, unless they're like us and decide the alternative to Coutinho is Wes Morgan or someone.

 

They can't afford Dembele and Coutinho and Dembele's also gone on strike because of Barcelona so he basically has to leave Dortmund, if we sell Coutinho I'd spend the money on him or I'd offer him to Real Madrid in exchange for Assensio and £80m and tell Coutinho that it's either Real Madrid your going to or in a World Cup year where your only now establishing yourself in the Brazil squad or you'll be sat in a Directors box all season watching a team in red playing at Anfield and miss the World Cup. If Southampton and Leipzig can keep their players how can't we?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I genuinely don't blame him for wanting to go, or for putting in a transfer request. But it's a request. It's our right to refuse it to do what's best for the club and if we can seriously try and line up a replacement, then I'd happily make him stay another year. He might sulk. He might huff. He might play out of his skin. Who knows. But I'm sick of players signing 5 year deals and deciding 5 mins later that they are entitled to do what they want when they want. A little bit of compromise and everyone wins.

[Bernard Diomede]

Don't know why people are panicking, we've still got lazar markovic